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truthfully, I'd like you all a whole lot better if you were bacon

not sure if I need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face

A pessimist thinks that all women are sluts. An optimist hopes that they are !

no hesitation in extermination of these snitches

dancing with the devil, smoked until his eyes would bleed

how easily you're offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are

A poem about me : I hate mornings. I wish I was drunk. The End.

I try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know I'm hilarious

try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know I'm hilarious !

the only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar

"Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder ? You better run, you better take cover ...

keep your head up nigga, make these motherfuckers suffer - up in the streets burnin' rubber !

some of you are so dumb, I don't even know how you found the internet

my level of sarcasm has reached a dangerous level where even I don't know if I'm kidding or not

... best stories always end with the words ... "and then I got the hell out of there."

the key to my heart is shaped like a bottle opener

Hey girl, quit acting like North Korea and blow me already !

?Hey girl, quit acting like North Korea and blow me already !?

you bring the friendship, I'll bring the benefits

honestly, I'm so awesome that I wish I could meet myself and get my own autograph

honestly, I'm so awesome that I wish I could meet myself and get my own autograph

bitch, I will slap you by accident on purpose !

seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it

my tombstone will probably say, "Dead, but finally sober" !