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Acum 1 oră, Flower-Power a spus:

@Nguyen pentru tine, al doilea pas să-ți cucerești iubita, primul pas a fost făcut, din ce am citit, în uichend cu țeava spartă.

 

 

 

Totul face parte dintr-un plan mai mare, mai viclean, de care voi femeile nu sunteti capabile sa va dati seama. Pai dupa sacrificiile pe care le-am facut sambata din cauza unei tevi infundate (nu sparte) acum e la mana mea, cum deschide gura cum ii aduc aminte ce am facut pentru ea.

 

Escrava Isaura scrie pe ea:

 

 

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Nu și dacă a înfundat-o ea ,să te întoarcă din drum, să-ți lase impresia că numai tu poți desfunda țeava și să ratezi seawolves😂

 Si cel mai tare e că a așteptat să ajungi până în cta.

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Acum 2 minute, Flower-Power a spus:

Nu și dacă a înfundat-o ea ,să te întoarcă din drum, să-ți lase impresia că numai tu poți desfunda țeava și să ratezi seawolfs😂

 

Daaa, si sa inunde casa. Sau sunteti in stare de astfel de tampenii?!

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"While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."

 

 

 

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Acum 3 ore, Kosh a spus:

"While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."

 

 

 

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Acum 2 minute, Penetru a spus:

Varianta în română e pe undeva? Goagăl traduce mizerabil.

 

Traducerea e destul de buna pe goagal, esenta bancului este ca ala isi lasase nevasta in sant impreuna cu Harleyul:

 

-By the way, where is she?

-Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess.

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