Hai să râdem!

[Flower-Power]

Nu o să uit primul sărutmana dat de un el și ea de max 20 de ani.. se întâmplă acum vreo... să zicem ieri eu cu rochie scurta și decolteu, cu ghetuțe cu toc în picioare, în seara de revelion ruj roșu, pana mea ,ce să mai, good vibe.. și m-am dus la o prietena acasă să sărbătorim..si la lift dau de vecinii ei..mi-au stricat seara un el și o ea care din sarutmana nu m-au scos..am ajuns la prietenă acasă și am făcut o criză de nervi. Conștientizarea e dură. 

[vintze]

[AdrianB1]

Aveam 30 de ani si eram imbracat ca un aurolac (costum moto), iar un paznic de vreo 60 de ani ma tot saluta cu "sa traiti, domnu' Adi". Am incercat vreo cativa ani sa il dezvat sa zica asa, dar a iesit la pensie inainte sa reusesc. Din pacate i-a inoculat si pe ceilalti si acum toata tura ma saluta asa cand vin sau cand plec. E aiurea cand aproape toti sunt mai in varsta decat mine si mai bine imbracati.

[Vizitator _Raul_]

Acum 4 ore, AdrianB1 a spus:

Aveam 30 de ani si eram imbracat ca un aurolac (costum moto), iar un paznic de vreo 60 de ani ma tot saluta cu "sa traiti, domnu' Adi". Am incercat vreo cativa ani sa il dezvat sa zica asa, dar a iesit la pensie inainte sa reusesc. Din pacate i-a inoculat si pe ceilalti si acum toata tura ma saluta asa cand vin sau cand plec. E aiurea cand aproape toti sunt mai in varsta decat mine si mai bine imbracati.

Numai militienii se saluta intre ei cu s’traiti.

Daca nu esti militian, probabil ca purtai borseta la gat si l-ai indus pe om in eroare.

 

Un accesoriu la fel de pretios ca si botinele cu toc . 

[WotRU2Me]

[Krimh]

[cercelgeo]

[florinelu07]

Acum 5 ore, WotRU2Me a spus:

sweet

 

[Krimh]

[cercelgeo]

[Flower-Power]

Acum 11 ore, WotRU2Me a spus:

Nu am prins-o p-asta..îmi explică și mie cineva? Mulțumesc 

[Penetru]

Variante:

 

Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.”

The bartender pours them both hydrogen peroxide because he's tired of their bullshit every day

 

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have a glass of water too. Why did you say H2O? It's the end of the day and there's no need to talk about work." The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

 

 

Explanation: H20 is the molecular formula for water. But H2O2 is the molecular formula for hydrogen peroxide, which will kill you if you drink it. 

[frigider]

Acum 10 minute, Penetru a spus:

Variante:

 

Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.”

The bartender pours them both hydrogen peroxide because he's tired of their bullshit every day

 

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have a glass of water too. Why did you say H2O? It's the end of the day and there's no need to talk about work." The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

 

 

Explanation: H20 is the molecular formula for water. But H2O2 is the molecular formula for hydrogen peroxide, which will kill you if you drink it. 

Haha e mai bună prima decât a doua.

[Penetru]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'It’s probably not a good idea that you’re in here. You’re a very large animal and any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. I don’t know why you’re here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from, so you should probably leave.' 

Two guys walk into a bar.

The third guy ducks.

[Nguyen]

Acum 36 minute, Flower-Power a spus:

Nu am prins-o p-asta..îmi explică și mie cineva? Mulțumesc 

 

Chimie de clasa a 7a, nu prea prindea la fete.

[Flower-Power]

Fată, trust în me că știu care e formula apei și a apei oxigenate aka peroxid de hidrogen, doar că nu m-am prins de glumă. PS știu și alte formule prin natura profesiei. Ca să înțelegi mai bine.

Acum 56 minute, Penetru a spus:

Variante:

 

Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.”

The bartender pours them both hydrogen peroxide because he's tired of their bullshit every day

 

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have a glass of water too. Why did you say H2O? It's the end of the day and there's no need to talk about work." The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

 

 

Explanation: H20 is the molecular formula for water. But H2O2 is the molecular formula for hydrogen peroxide, which will kill you if you drink it. 

Face sens acum glumă. merci

Editat Aprilie 20, 2021 de Flower-Power

[Nguyen]

Acum 16 minute, Flower-Power a spus:

PS știu și alte formule prin natura profesiei

 

Daca stiai formula apei oxigenate intelegeai si gluma. 

[Flower-Power]

Știam formula dar nu m-am prins de nuanță lb engleze, H2O, too. Hai, uimește-mă cu abilitățile tale în chimie , ia spune-mi dacă știi fără să cauți pe google de ionul hidroniu care e formula.

Acum 11 minute, Nguyen a spus:

 

Daca stiai formula apei oxigenate intelegeai si gluma. 

 

[AdrianB1]

Pe vremuri chestia asta dusa la paroxism suna asa: Iliescu in vizita in Marea Britanie, la hotel suna la receptie si cere: "tu ti tu tu tu tu".

@cercelgeo, am zburat in avioane mult mai lente decat trenurile alea.

[Nguyen]

Acum 10 minute, Flower-Power a spus:

nu m-am prins de nuanță lb engleze

 

Asta e mai nasol, e o chestie elementara. Ce inseamna 2fast4you?

[AdrianB1]

Acum 13 ore, _Raul_ a spus:

Numai militienii se saluta intre ei cu s’traiti.

Probabil nu ai apucat sa vorbesti cu prea multi oameni nascuti inainte de 1918.

[Flower-Power]

Ești generația 2fast4u și aslpls.

Acum 1 minut, Nguyen a spus:

 

Asta e mai nasol, e o chestie elementara. Ce inseamna 2fast4you?

Hai , mai bine pune mâna pe o chimie..

[Nguyen]

Acum 2 minute, Flower-Power a spus:

Ești generația 2fast4u și aslpls.

Hai , mai bine pune mâna pe o chimie..

 

Ai inceput sa-l copiezi pe starcrema, cand esti incoltita o dai in lambada. Tu stii ce inseamna 2fast4you dar nu vrei sa raspunzi pt ca asta ar insemna sa recunosti ca nu stiai formula. 

[Penetru]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."


Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."


St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne and introduced him to God.


Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?"


God said, "Ah, yes."


"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention."


   1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions.
   2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
   3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
   4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
and finally,
   5. Maintenance costs are outrageous.


"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."


God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.  The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.


"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Flower-Power]

Acum 13 minute, Nguyen a spus:

 

Ai inceput sa-l copiezi pe starcrema, cand esti incoltita o dai in lambada. Tu stii ce inseamna 2fast4you dar nu vrei sa raspunzi pt ca asta ar insemna sa recunosti ca nu stiai formula. 

Te gândești la prafdestele când vorbești cu mine? ..o să spun doar atât, te înșeli ..pe ce te bazezi când zici că nu știam? Pe o presupunere a ta lipsită de bază reală. 

Nu stai prea bine nici cu intuiția , nici cu logica. Mai mult, încăpățânarea ta, testul pueril cu 2fast4you, insistența ta că ai dreptate, nu demonstrează altceva decât o lipsa de maturitate și luciditate, lipsa de coerență logică.