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Acum 48 minute, Victor L a spus:

Este fix ce mi-am comandat de Craciun....Vara cu flori in barba si iarna cu luminite...In yer face

Ma bucur ca te ajuta si ai facut comanda :) neaparat sa pui o poza.

 

O blonda trece cu masina peste un politist si-l omoara. Suna la politie si intreaba:

- Sunteti 112?

- Da

- acum sunteti 111.

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Acum 2 ore, Flower-Power a spus:

 

O blondă

sună la 112:

-Am dat cu maşina peste un curcan, ce fac acum?

-E mort?

-Da.

-Aruncaţi-l în şanţ.

-Şi cu motocicleta lui ce fac?

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La interviu:

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

In your chair, asking better questions.

Boss: this is the third time you've been late to work this week. Do you know what that means?

Me: it's Wednesday?

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Am dat pe mute ca nu puteam altfel , trebuia un warning cu uitati-va linistiti dar opriti sonorul 😣

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Apoi,n-are farmec fara melodia in dulshiele grai moldoviniesc...

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Acum 5 ore, Flower-Power a spus:

Prognoza meteo 😁

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😁😂😂

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Acum 11 ore, Christian 1 a spus:

Daca te gandesti ca 1/2 dintre soferi conduc fix cum merg astia pe strada nu mai e deloc funny! :nono:

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Nu ai ras 😂

Cel mai mult mi-a placut aia cu ciorba , am pregatit o ciorba, du-te si mananca.

Din ce e ciorba?

Din rasputeri! Du-te si mananca!

😂

Daca autorul ar fi fost un el ,era mai frumos @P T R?

Stiati ca o sotie cu centura neagra la karate inseamna o familie puternica, soacra amabila, copii disciplinati si un sot fidel si iubitor?

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Misogine (majoritatea) 😛

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Acum 6 minute, Flower-Power a spus:

Hahaha :) foarte bune

 

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Mariajul? 🤣

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Doritor? 🤣

Despre zebre 

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Dacia cu alarma

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