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Dacă e așa cum spui, nu.

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Nu??? Ih ..😣 dau anunț ,caut master chef.

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Acum 4 ore, Flower-Power a spus:

de multe ori gem

Gemi de foame..? 

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Jesus: Knock knock
Man: Who’s there?
Jesus: it’s Jesus, let me in.
Man: Why?
Jesus: I have to save you!
Man: From what?
Jesus: From what I’m gonna do to you if you don’t let me in.

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Acum 13 ore, john17 a spus:

Gemi de foame..? 

Gem de prune.

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De unde ii vine copilului setea de cultura?

Setea de la tata, cultura de la mama. 

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- Dom' doctor, am cinci penisuri !
- Incredibil! Şi cum vă vin chiloţii?
- Mănuşă !

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Mi-a recomandat medicul. Știți niște farmaciste?

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La cabinetul unui ministru suna telefonul.
Raspunde secretara: 
- Buna ziua, va ascult. 
O voce feminina: 
- cu domnul ministru, va rog! 
- Cine-l cauta?
- Mioara , o fosta colega de liceu.
- Futu-ti crucea matii de curva, dom' ministru nu are liceul!!!

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Ce este Marketing-ul:

Vezi o fata superba la o petrecere. Te apropii de ea si spui: "Sunt un amant fantastic". Acesta este Direct Marketing.

Esti la o petrecere cu un grup de prieteni si vezi o fata superba. Unul dintre prietenii tai se apropie de ea, arata cu degetul inspre tine si spune: "Este un amant fantastic". Acesta este Advertising.

Vezi o fata superba la o petrecere. O agati si ii ceri numarul de telefon. A doua zi o suni si spui:"Sunt un amant fantastic". Acesta este Telemarketing.

Esti la o petrecere si vezi o fata superba. Te ridici, iti indrepti cravata, te duci la ea si ii torni o bautura. Ii deschizi usa, ii ridici geanta dupa ce o scapa pe jos, o conduci acasa si ii spui: "Apropo, sunt un amant fantastic". Acesta este Public Relations.

Esti la o petrecere si vezi o fata superba. Ea vine la tine si-ti spune: "Esti un amant fantastic". Acesta este Brand Recognition.

Esti la o petrecere si vezi o fata superba. Te duci la toate prietenele ei, le platesti sa ii sopteasca: "Este un amant fantastic". Asta inseamna Lobbying.

Esti la o petrecere si vezi o fata superba. Te duci la ea si ii soptesti: "Am fost un amant fantastic, acum sunt gay" Asta inseamna Rebranding

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