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off-topicul celalalt era doar pt motociclisti? sau topicul cu descretitul fruntii?

voi va separati cu ideile voastre si apoi va simtiti ofensati daca cineva va trimite la plimbare.....

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Asta este...am facut o prostie :bigstar: recunosc...dar nu a fost ideea mea....in fine, imi pare rau! Dar cine este admin? Cu cine trebuie sa vorbesc ca sa fie sters topicull?...

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am fost cuminte tot anul si moshu Craciun mi-a adus un cadou , nu stiu cum sa-l bag sub brad (poate doar sub ala din piata Sfatului)

 

frumoasa. sa o stapanesti sanatos si numai asfalt uscat fara obstacole

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eu, de exemplu, nu am vazut rostul filmului. Si nici de unde vine treaba cu "bikeri brasoveni" in titlu....

iar postul de mai sus era doar din curiozitatea de a vedea cine isi arata muschii pe youtube, nu am zis ca ar face ceva ce nu face nimeni....

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Djeecsule, mi-ai promis anu trecut un ghidon "chopper" pentru Jawra mea. Il dau pe ala vechi jos si ti-l aduc sau o poza si dimensiunile este/sunt de ajuns? O da dreaq sa fie gata mobra pana in primavara sa fiu si eu fericit.

 

Bafta multa si asfalt uscat cat mai repede.

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Djeecsule, mi-ai promis anu trecut un ghidon "chopper" pentru Jawra mea. Il dau pe ala vechi jos si ti-l aduc sau o poza si dimensiunile este/sunt de ajuns? O da dreaq sa fie gata mobra pana in primavara sa fiu si eu fericit.

 

Bafta multa si asfalt uscat cat mai repede.

se face...da-mi dimensiunile sau niste repere...si poza e ok si pe la inceputul lui martie sigur se face

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Clisma letala cu lichior a castigat trofeul la Premiile Darwin 2007 !!

 

 

Premiile Darwin, acordate anual de site-ul darwinawards.co, ii comemoreaza pe cei care au imbunatatit patrimoniul genetic al omenirii prin autoinlaturarea accidentala din rindurile ei, scrie ziarul „Click”. Cistigatorul, un texan de 58 de ani, nu putea consuma alcool pe calea normala, intrucat avea probleme medicale la git. Prin urmare, el s-a gindit sa incerce sa se imbete “band” pe partea cealalta. Clisma cu 3 litri de sherry i-a asigurat instant un loc in Paradisul Betivilor.

 

Cistigatorii la categoria Double Darwin au fost doi americani casatoriti din South Caroline, ambii in virsta de 21 de ani, gasiti dezbracati si morti pe strada. Initial, politistii n-au stiut cauza mortii, pina cind au gasit doua seturi de haine pe acoperisul unei cladiri din apropiere. Anchetatorii au concluzionat ca, in timp ce faceau sex, cei doi au alunecat si au cazut datorita inclinatiei mari a acoperisului.

 

Printre cei care au primit mentiuni speciale s-au aflat:

 

- Un german care s-a electrocutat cind a incercat sa scape de cirtite bagind fire electrice in pamint si conectindu-le apoi la o sursa de curent de mare putere.

 

- Un american care a fost strivit dupa ce a incercat sa demonteze un hambar. El a dat drumul drujbei sale si a inceput sa taie la baza hambarului, cauzind prabusirea intregii structuri.

 

- Un alt american care a vrut sa arate prietenilor ca poate sa stea pe linia de cale ferata pina in ultima clipa, inainte de a fi lovit de tren. Din nefericire pentru el a cistigat trenul.

 

- Un pasionat de computere care a murit dupa ce si-a condus masina si a lucrat la laptop in acelasi timp.

 

Premiile Darwin au aparut in 1985, cand circulau sporadic prin email. Din 1991, ele se acorda anual in baza unui clasament. Wendy Northcutt, proprietarul site-ului darwinawards.com, a stabilit si cele 5 legi de selectie a cazurilor participante in concurs: imposibilitatea de reproducere – persoana trebuie sa fie moarta sau sa ramana sterila, excelenta – gandire monumental de stupida, auto-selectie – raul trebuie aplicat propriei persoane si nu celorlalti, maturitate – capacitatea de judecata nealterata si, ultima, veridicitate – cazul trebuie sa poata fi verificat si validat.

 

Dintre cele mai memorabile premii Darwin din toate timpurile amintim:

 

* jongleria cu grenade amorsate – Croatia, 2001

* saritura din avion fara parasuta pentru a filma acrobatii aeriene – SUA, 1996

* verificarea continutului unui container de combustibil cu bricheta – Brazilia, 2003

* jocul de-a Ruleta Ruseasca cu o arma semi-automata – SUA, 2000

* verificarea calitatii geamurilor unui zgarie-nor prin izbirea propriului corp in geam – Canada, 1996

 

Chiar daca nu se cunosc inregistrari ale unor cazuri din Romania pe site-ul premiilor Darwin, si noi avem cateva intamplari demne de luat in seama:

 

* Un barbat din Mioveni si-a gasit sfirsitul la doar citiva pasi de usa apartamentului sau, unde se pare ca a alunecat pe scari, s-a prabusit peste balustrada de la etajul 1 si a murit pe loc.

* Un barbat din Sinaia s-a urcat intr-un nuc pentru a taia cracile copacului in care atarnau fire electrice. Proprietarii nucului spun ca pe timp de furtuna, firele de inalta tensiune care treceau prin coronamentul pomului produceau scantei si atunci s-au hotarat sa le taie.

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Chiar daca nu se cunosc inregistrari ale unor cazuri din Romania pe site-ul premiilor Darwin,

 

:blbl: ba se cunosc... ia uite:

 

Romanian Trains

2002 Darwin Award Nominee

Confirmed True by Darwin

(July 2002, Romania) Forget posted train schedules! Like an American Indian listening for horses in an old Western, a Romanian man placed his ear against the tracks to listen for the arrival of a train scheduled to stop at his station. Instead, the 46-year-old man was hit by an express train, and died instantly from head trauma. :friends:

Apparently it's true that you don't hear the bullet that hits you!

 

Permanent Prophylactic

2004 Honorable Mention

Confirmed True by Darwin

(27 October 2004, Topraisar, Romania) Nicolae, a 43-year-old father of five, was known to his friends as a pragmatic man, so it only made sense that he would turn to contraception in an effort to prevent another pregnancy. When it turned out the condom his grateful wife bought was too large, he had a brilliant thought: Why not just superglue the condom onto his penis? :rock: Unfortunately, after their romp he encountered an unexpected difficulty: the condom would not come off. In a panic, he rushed to the local clinic for help. He told a nurse that he thought the condom could be used several times, and wanted it stuck on his penis so he could re-use it later. According to the nurse, "We barely managed to remove it in the end."

 

Chicken to Go

2004 Darwin Award Nominee

(3 October 2004, Galati, Romania) Constantin, 67, lived in a formerly peaceful village near Galati. But lately Constantin couldn't get any sleep, all because of a single noisy chicken. Night after night he dreamed of wringing its neck, or even better, chopping its head off and eating it. One night, he finally had enough. He roused himself from bed and headed out to the yard in his underwear, determined to bring silence to his home.

The sleep-deprived villager grabbed that chicken by the neck and chopped its head right off. Only then did he realize that he had confused his own penis for the chicken's neck. :P While Constantin stood stunned by his folly, his dog rushed over and gobbled up the treat. :wink:

 

He was rushed to the hospital, bleeding heavily. Doctors sewed up the wound and pronounced him out of danger. He is also in no danger of reproducing.

 

Damned if You Do...

2004 Darwin Award Nominee

Confirmed True by Darwin

(6 September 2004, Romania) A Pitesti man with a metal ring stuck on his penis was being sought by doctors, after he fled the hospital consumed by panic.

The unidentified 42-year-old said he put the ring on his penis after losing a bet during a drinking game at a pub. :friends: He was subsequently unable to remove the ring. :lol: Embarrassment kept him from seeking immediate medical help, but after two days, unbearable pain overcame unbearable shame, and he took his smelly and discolored member in for treatment.

 

Doctors told him the bad news.Gangrene had set in, and his life was in danger. The blood supply had been cut off for too long, and there was nothing they could do but remove his penis, so that the necrosis did not spread to the rest of his body.

 

The manhunt was ongoing. "There is no way he can escape going under the knife," said a doctor. "He must come back to the hospital and accept this." The man's only consolation is a guaranteed Darwin Award, one way or the other!

 

A reader writes in to say, "NOT TRUE! Some of us naturally 'little guys' have managed to have a kid or two, with a little creativity and medical intervention. Surgically cutting a tendon over the penis gives and extra inch, or more."

 

www.darwinawards.com

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Nu stiu de voi ce faceti, dar eu deja nu mai pot . . . simt ca ma iau toti dracii . . . parca sunt intr-o inchisoare alba, alunecoasa . . . nu ca nu imi place iarna . . . nu as da Brasovul pe Miami . . . dar m-am plictisit si vreau sa ma dau si eu pe asfalt uscat, ca m-am saturat sa pornesc motorul o data pe saptamana si sa inghit in sec, da las ca vine ia vara, si ma dau eu prin oras . . . poate o sa invat chiar sa ma dau pe o roata pe Muresenilor, iau daca nu invat . . . scot toba si tot o sa speriu eu ceva babe . . . poate chiar ceva bebeluse . . . hmmm . . .

Si din seria "Ce face omul cu mana lui se numeste lucru manual", mi-am pornit azi motorasul . . . si mi-am zis eu . . . cum suna oare fara toba? . . .

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkxwJM9dUew

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfPD10H400U

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Si din seria "Ce face omul cu mana lui se numeste lucru manual", mi-am pornit azi motorasul . . . si mi-am zis eu . . . cum suna oare fara toba? . . .

 

 

Demential... HAI VARAAAA!!!! :bigstar: :bigstar: :bigstar:

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Din necesitati familiale am facut un drum dus intors BV-BR weekendu asta. Tre sa recunosc faptul ca "la vale" totu e uscat, bikerii deja se plimba: am vazut 2 gasti cu un numar de membri intre 5 si 10 plimbandu-se in zona Ploiestiului, o gramada de lone riders, puii mei, noi inghetam de frig pe zapada asta ce nu vrea sa se mai duca....

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