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  1. Kids are quick ...even very quick…

     

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

    MARIA: Here it is.

    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

    CLASS: Maria.

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    TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?

    FRANK: Because of the sign.

    TEACHER: What sign?

    FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

    TEACHER: No, that's wrong

    GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

    WINNIE: Me!

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    TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

    GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

    MILLIE: I is...

    TEACHER: No, Millie.... . Always say, "I am."

    MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

    LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?

    CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

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