Q: How do you get a French waiter's attention?
A: Start ordering in German.
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Q: What Does "Maginot Line" mean in French?
A: "Speed bump ahead"
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Q: How do you cure a French Soldier of Constipation?
A: Give him a rifle.
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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." —David Letterman
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"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." —General George S. Patton