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truthfully, I'd like you all a whole lot better if you were bacon

not sure if I need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face

A pessimist thinks that all women are sluts. An optimist hopes that they are !

no hesitation in extermination of these snitches

dancing with the devil, smoked until his eyes would bleed

how easily you're offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are

A poem about me : I hate mornings. I wish I was drunk. The End.

I try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know I'm hilarious

try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know I'm hilarious !

the only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar

"Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder ? You better run, you better take cover ...

keep your head up nigga, make these motherfuckers suffer - up in the streets burnin' rubber !

some of you are so dumb, I don't even know how you found the internet

my level of sarcasm has reached a dangerous level where even I don't know if I'm kidding or not