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  1. The Flying Dutchman
    A woman is having lunch in a Los Angeles cafe when a man approaches her table. “Excuse me, miss,” the man says, “my wife and I are visiting from out of town. She loves your sandals. She wanted me to come over and ask if you bought those sandals around here.” “Actually,” the woman responds, “I got them in a shop just about a block from here.” “Fantastic,” the man responds, “and if I may ask, how much did you pay for them?” “I paid $250,” she admits. “Thank you,” the man responds. He walks away and yells to his wife, “She got them in New York!”
  2. The Flying Dutchman
    De buna seama nu intelegi ce au scris oamenii mai sus. Statul nu iti da nimic degeaba. Inclusiv treaba cu subventiile e de fapt o aiureala, tot noi suntem cei pacaliti. Mă scarpin in creștet si nu inteleg cum functioneaza matematica aia, când dai si nu primesti, de ti se pare ca iesi in câștig?
  3. The Flying Dutchman
    Let's agree to disagree...
  4. The Flying Dutchman
    Dacă e diesel nu mai este o aberatie? Sau numai Tesla are voie cu motor electric?
  5. The Flying Dutchman
    A man has returned to his car after coming out of a local shopping centre and notices that his rear bumper is completely bashed in and the back half of his car is severely crushed. He goes to the front to see if there’s any damage there and finds a note on the windshield. Relieved that the other motorist left a note he opens it up and reads it. It says, “Dear Sir or Madam, So very sorry about your car. But you see, I don’t currently have insurance so I can’t afford to pay you for the damages. But a crowd was gathering after I had smashed your car and I had to look like I was writing down my name and phone number. And since I couldn’t do that, I decided to write this instead. Have a nice day.”
  6. The Flying Dutchman
    Mai pe scurt, sugestia este folosirea unei genti compatibile cu sistemul de prindere.
  7. The Flying Dutchman
    Nu-l are sau nu stie sa citeasca ori sa caute. Si oricum e mai usor sa intrebi, nu?
  8. The Flying Dutchman
    Chinezarie cu garantie. @Draco76, daca vrei sa te plimbi, ia o motocicleta serioasa. Daca vrei sa pierzi timpul la service si sa inveti mecanica, ia un chinez.
  9. The Flying Dutchman
    A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older lady and an older gentleman peering into the shop window, where there were posters of glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week, and the dejected couple looking in the window moved him to a rare feeling of generosity. He called them into his shop and said to them, “I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won’t take no for an answer.” He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five-star hotel. The older lady and gentleman, as could be expected, gladly accepted and were off. About a month later, the little lady came in to the travel agency. “And how did you like your holiday?” the agent asked eagerly. “The flight was exciting, and the room was lovely,” she said. “I have come to thank you, but, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?”
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  11. The Flying Dutchman
    Eu am mers 45000 cu anvelope de vara si aproape 50000 cu anvelope de iarna. Ambele personal best, pentru ca de obicei le tin cam 30000. Dar aici e vorba de anvelope moto.
  12. The Flying Dutchman
    A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, “Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?” The other guy says, “Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, I’d like two tickets to Pittsburgh,’ I accidentally said, I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh’... So she socked me a good one. The first guy replied, “Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning and I wanted to say to my wife, ‘Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.’ But I accidentally said, ‘You ruined my life you evil fat slag.'”
  13. The Flying Dutchman
    A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas-pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?” The man in the car says “I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven’t had a clue.” The clerk ponders a bit then says, “You should take them to the zoo.” “Hey, that’s a good idea,” says the man in the car and drives away. The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. “Hey, they’re still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo.” “Oh, I did,” says the driver, “And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach.”
  14. The Flying Dutchman
    Daca mergi fara pasager si spui ca nu o arzi, poti sa incerci. Eu nu le-as mai tine.
  15. The Flying Dutchman
    A blonde has just inherited a ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help. He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other. She does it but then a week later she comes back and tells the neighbor rancher that it grew back. So he tells her to tie a different colored string around one of the horses neck. She does it but a week later the tie slips off and she has to go back to the neighbor. So he suggest she paint a different color spot on each of the horses. She does and comes back a week later with cookies. She tells the neighbor rancher, “Here I baked these for you. Your plan worked perfectly. I painted a red spot on the black horse and a blue spot on the white horse.”
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