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Da. Probabil ca vei auzi sau citi multe replici de genul "nu merita sa iei ceva nou pentru ca o să-l trantesti" sau "nu merita sa iei ceva nou pentru ca nu stii inca ce ți se potriveste" si asa mai departe. Daca nu esti constrans pe partea financiara, ia ceva nou. Ai toate avantajele care decurg din asta, incepand cu garantia. Singura situatie in care vei pierde poate mai mult decat dacă cumperi ceva SH va fi daca vrei o vinzi repede, pe motiv ca "ti-a rămas mica". Evita motocicletele chinezesti.
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An old couple, Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!” Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later the old man Abe turns to his wife and asks, “Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet?” “No, sweetheart,” she responds. Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, “Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?” “Oy, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she says. “One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send a check for the Visa and MasterCard this month?” he asks. “Oh, forgive me, Abie,” begged Esther. “I didn't send that one, either.” Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther pulls away and asks him, “So, why did you kiss me?” Abe answers, “They'll find us.” -
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A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor says: “Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.” Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers: “Jeez doc, exactly what's my problem?” The Doctor replied, “You're not drinking enough water.” -
Cum îi merge noului tău frăţior, Popescu? întreabă învăţătoarea. Lui îi merge foarte bine, dar mă tem că mama are de gând să-l vândă. Cum aşa? Păi în fiecare zi îl cântăreşte. La o şcoală din SUA, învăţătoarea le cere elevilor să povestească un film ce tratează o temă de dragoste. Dintre un bărbat şi-un bărbat? întreabă un elev. Nuuu!, răspunde grăbită învăţătoarea. Dintre o femeie şi-o femeie?, întreabă o elevă. Nuuu!, răspunde îngrijorată învăţătoarea. Dar atunci între cine?, întreabă nedumeriţi elevii. Între un bărbat şi-o femeie, răspunde învăţătoarea. Aaa, am înţeles!, zise un elev mai dezgheţat. Dumneavoastră vreţi să tratăm subiectul unui film istoric. *curand nu ne vom amuza citind asta.
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Tu ziceai asta. Dar eu am zis asta: Dar acum cred ca inteleg ca nu vrei scuter, nu e cul. Nu atrage fetele. Și topic unde intreaba ce burlan e potrivit.
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Jane and Erica are talking in Heaven. “How did you die?” Jane asks Erica. She replies, “I froze to death.” “Oh, that's terrible!” says Jane. “It wasn't too bad, after a while you start to get a sort of peaceful feeling, just before you black out. How did you die?” “Well,” she says, “I suspected my husband was cheating so one day I came home early to catch him, but he was just watching TV. So I turned the entire house upside-down looking for another girl, and in the end I got a massive heart attack from exhaustion.” “Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer,” said Erica, “or we might both still be alive. -
Pai despre scuter vorbim aici, nu?
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Acum se pot conduce scuterele de 125 cu categoria B. Este necesar un efort minim: un instructaj de 10 ore. Parca asa este, nu?
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Te complici fara sa fie nevoie. Mai bine schimbi troaca cu totul, iei una de 125, tot chinezească, daca vrei ceva ieftin. Trebuie sa te previn insa, chinezariile nu prezinta incredere din punct de vedere al fiabilitatii. Care este motivul pentru care nu vrei sa o vinzi si sa iei ceva mai mare?
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A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.” Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” She shouts, “I’ll take care of this!” She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there! I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife, “Sorted! They’re coming for Christmas - and they’re paying their own way.” -
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!” -
Dupa retragerea Simonei Halep, astazi nenorocirea a lovit si golful romanesc! *"golful" se poate inlocui cu "schiul alpin".
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A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation. There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he's on his way to The Royal York Hotel. The Cabby heads downtown. On his way he passes Queens Park. “What's that?” says the Texan. “Oh! That's Queens Park,” says the Cabby, “It’s our Provincial Government, it’s like your State Government. Those buildings are almost 200 years old and they are quite big.” “Oh! We have buildings much older than that and at least twice as large,” says the Texan. They continue along and past First Canadian Place. “Holy cow,” says the Texan, “What's that?” “Why, that's First Canadian Place, it's the biggest office complex in the country,” says the Cabby, “it took almost 4 years to build.” “Really,” says the Texan, “why, in Houston they have buildings twice that big, and built in less than half the time.” They continue on the way, the Cabby a little miffed at the bragging, when they drive past the CN Tower. Now the Texan has his head out the window looking up at the 1850′ tower and rotating restaurant at 1300. “Holy Crap!” says the Texan. “What in god’s name is that? How long did it take to build that!” The Cabby nonchalantly glances out the window and says, “Heck if I know, it wasn't there yesterday!” -
Un modelator ar putea muta postarile pe topicul deschis de @mas oyama, cu piele si tablarie. Acolo nu cred ca va fi nicio problema daca se discuta despre astea.