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The Flying Dutchman

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  1. Buna ziua! Am o problema, ma puteti ajuta, va rog? Au dreptate cei care va iau la poola pentru ca nu aveti cei sapte ani de acasa. Imobilizatorul.
  2. A man just bought a new Ferrari and he decides to take it out for a spin. As he's driving, he starts speeding down the road that he's driving. He suddenly notices a police car is behind him with his lights flashing and siren wailing. The man floors the gas pedal and takes off. A few moments in the speedy chase the man thinks, “What the hell am I doing? This isn't worth going to jail!” He pulls over and the cop approaches the car. “Listen, we both know that you were speeding. My shift is over in 5 minutes and if I write you a ticket, there's going to be paperwork that I don't want to do. If you can give me one good reason as to why you're speeding, I'll let you go.” The man thinks for a moment and says, “Well officer, just recently my wife decided to run off with a police officer and when you were chasing me, I thought you were bringing her back.”
  3. A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket. “Hey - check this out,” he said to his wife, “this stub is 20 years old. I wonder if the shop still has the shoes.” So the next day the man went to the shoe shop and asked the owner if he still had the shoes. The owner disappeared into the back of the shop for about five minutes. When he returned, he replied happily, “Yup, believe it or not, we've still got the shoes. They'll be ready next Thursday.”
  4. La multi ani @mircea.cazachevici! Tine steagul sus cu electricele si enduro!
  5. OP, suruburile ajuta doar la intinderea lantului si la alinierea rotii. Ulterior se strange axul si la revedere pana la urmatoarea operatiune. Daca ala din stanga se indoaie si rupe, asta inseamna ca axul nu este strans bine, iar roata se deplaseaza catre inainte si pune presiune pe surub.
  6. A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns. The guy says, “Son of a bitch! It works!”
  7. Vezi ce a scris si @ENEOS, daca roata este aliniata si stransa corect, asta nu ar trebui sa se intample. Plus Concluzia, strangi lantul, aliniezi si fixezi roata, verifici inca o data daca lantul e asa cum trebuie si apoi strangi la cuplu. Mai departe, daca roata e stransa cum trebuie, nu se mai misca nimic si nu exista motive sa se indoaie sau sa se rupa. Nu incerca sa strangi lantul cu axul strans.
  8. There was a woman and a baby in the doctor's examination room, waiting for the doctor to take the child's first examination. The doctor came and examined the baby, looked at the baby's weight and seemed a little concerned, and asked if the baby was breast or bottle fed. "Breastfed," she replied. "Lower your waist," said the doctor. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed both breasts, kneaded them, rubbed them for a while, and did a thorough examination. He gestured for her to put on her clothes and said: "No wonder this baby is underweight, you have no milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came.
  9. Straniu. Cred ca nu ar trebui sa se intample asta daca roata este stransa normal. In poza nu pare stramb, poate ar fi bine sa faci una si din partea de sus. Plecam de la presupunerea ca nu sunt probleme cu filetul. Ai incercat sa pui surubul de pe partea dreapta? Tot la fel face?
  10. A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her undressed. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits. “I can’t stand it anymore,” she told him. “Let’s play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I’ll remove one piece of clothing." He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her underwear. Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck. “Go to the road and get help,” he said. “I don’t have anything to cover myself with!” she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. “You’ll have to put this between your legs to cover it up,” he told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing an undressed, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. “My boyfriend! My boyfriend!” she sobs, “He’s stuck and I can’t pull him out!” The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies, “Ma’am, if he’s in that far, I’m afraid he’s a goner!”
  11. One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees. The boy says to the girl: “Go on climb that tree.” The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants. After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened. Her mum says: “oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants.” The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met that boy again. He told her to climb again and she did. When she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: “My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants.” The girl replied and said: “No actually I tricked him, this time I did not wear any pants!”
  12. Postat pe 16 februarie Postat pe 23 februarie Postat pe 25 martie Recomand una din astea, ca e mai ieftin. On: A wife woke up from her night’s sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband. “I dream they were auctioning off tool in this place, “she began, “the big ones went for a tenner and the thick ones went for 20.” “How about the ones like mine?” asked her husband. “Those they gave away,” she replied tongue in cheek. “I had a dream too,” started the husband. “I dream they were auctioning off fannies. The pretty ones went for a 1000 and the little tight ones went for double that!” “And how much for the ones like mine?” enquirer the wife to her husband. “That’s where they held the auction,” he replied.
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