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Eh mamaie, era cat pe-aci acu' vreo doua ierni (asta fiind si motivul pentru care am inceput sa frecventez forumul in perioada aia), pata era pusa puternic, urma sa prind un proiect din care sa iasa si de-un motor.. dar s-a anulat. O fi bine, o fi rau.. .nu stiu, oricum urma sa fie chopper nu enduro: Mai bag cate-un downhill la categoria pensionari, si n-as strica linistea coclaurilor cu motoru' (chestie de gusturi in fond). Intre timp moto nu mai e chiar o prioritate, judecand treaba putin la rece ma bate nevoia de o dubitza pentru unele activitati profesionale.. in rest bicicleta e baza pentru deplasare cel putin 6 luni pe an. .. Anyway, hai ca-s off-topic. Problema mea e ca am prieteni doar de iesit la bere, nu de mers cu bicicleta, pe munte sau ambele ... si nu ma duc pe forumuri de biciclisti tineri, ca n-am nici o sansa sa ma tin dupa hardcoristii care fac majoritatea turelor

.. Deci daca se mai face vreo iesire din Bucuresti cu bicicletele si aveti loc de-un gras, ii dati si mie un PM va rog ? Ca nu prea trec foarte des pe forum, nefiind motociclist decat in unele vise deocamdata. Sar'na !

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E in engleza, din pacate pentru unii James Finn Garner - Politically Correct Bedtime Stories

Daca nu-i de mana se pune ? Ca n-am mai stat sa desenez "manual" la modul serios de vreo 10 ani din pacate In fine, iata ce mai fac cand n-am de lucru

Eu m-as baga la o plimbarica la munte, ca doara merge luat personalul de 06:16 spre Busteni si data o spaga la nasic ca sa lase biciclisti in tren. Adica ar fi o alternativa mai simpatica decat plimbari pe DN1, nu ?

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of a large university. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it. Seven days later, they all came back together to discuss their experience. Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. 'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.' Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.' The priest and the reverend both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a full body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. The Rabbi looked up and said, 'Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start.'

Un tip vine acasa de la magazin cu 4 roti de camion. Sotia: - Pentru ce dracu ai cumparat rotile astea, noi nu avem camion??!! Tipu: - Auzi, eu urlu cumva cand tu iti cumperi sutien?

Cu ceva antrenament, un soft 3d si unu' de compositing, si o zi-doua de munca la editare (chiar mai putin in cazul in care modelul 3d al masinii se cumpara sau se gaseste pe net) Doar nu crezi ca la Lord Of The Rings au dresat dragoni, nu ? Sau ca actorii din Hary Potter au facut cursuri de pilotaj pentru mături

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Stai linistit ca nu ma atac, doar am crezut pentru un moment ca nu esti suparat numai pe cei care-s batuti in cap Numai bine si sa dea Doamne-Doamne ca pe caldura care vine sa nu ne racorim la umbra autocarului/troleului/tramvaiului/etc. !

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Ai stat si sa citesti ce scrie, la cum arata ? Scrie "stuff -> hug -> play "

Daca v-a enervat Superman...

La unii le le foame

Mai om fi vecini ? Ca si eu m-am descurcat tot cu TCP/IP prin semnale de fum zilele astea On-topic: Soacra, pe patul de moarte catre ginere: - Sa repari pendula aia de pe perete... - O repar mama soacara, dumneata concentreaza-te acolo

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In Caracal in fata unui bloc cu 10 etaje, un taran cosea linistit iarba ...hrrrsssht .. hrrrsssht ... Deodata apare in zbor un deltaplan, care purtat de o pala de vand se izbeste de bloc pe la etajul 6-7 si se prabuseste in fata taranului. Taranul : "Tara de rahat , atentate de rahat ! "

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