Sari la conținut

rideordye

Membru
  • Număr conținut

    152
  • Înregistrat

  • Ultima Vizită

Orice postat de rideordye

  1. Am fost si eu pe traseul descris de l.u.v. acum vreo 2 saptamani. A fost foarte frumos. Merita incercat.
  2. During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed... ... "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable." "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?" The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead." Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye." The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet." Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye." The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. "Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between." The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, and urinates all over the desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. "Are you okay?" the auditor asks. "Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."
  3. http://www.bluntcard.com/randomizer.html http://www.mceinsurance.com/resources/worlds-best-motorcycle-routes/ You had one job ! ) http://geeknation.com/blog/best-of-the-you-had-one-job-to-do-meme/
  4. rideordye

    "free Talk"

    Daca nu te-ai uitat deja poti se cauti pe google sa vezi cam ce diferente sunt. Asta am gasit eu. http://www.oxford-shop.co.uk/item3252.htm http://www.busters-accessories.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=593433&kw=shadow+cover
  5. Pe mine ori ma vad toti si imi fac loc ori imi deschide unul usa chiar cand sunt in dreptul lui, el fiind oprit la stop in coloana. You can never be too careful.
  6. Se potriveste oare un cric central de la un DR 650 la un DR 800 ? Mi-as lua unul.
  7. Sunt foarte misto baietii. Te asteptam cu drag la concert . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0szV88_EOkc&list=PL13597E7308C0955D
  8. Scuze, nu am prea intrat pe mail si am ratat ocazia. 'Till next time.
  9. Salut! Va invit pe data de 10 iulie (Miercuri) ora 20:00 la concertul trupei de stoner rock Karma To Burn (SUA) "Heavy rocking, Goat-Esque, Ins(a)t(an)rumental Hits" https://www.facebook.com/pages/Karma-To-Burn/118432638215095?directed_target_id=0 In deschidere vor canta RoadkillSoda (Ro). https://www.facebook.com/RoadKillSoda http://www.metalhead.ro/concerte/concert-karma-to-burn-si-roadkillsoda-in-private-hell-pe-10-iulie-201-aid121587-l-1 Intrare 20 lei. Stoner rock/metal combina elemente din heavy metal, psychedelic rock, blues rock, acid rock si doom metal. Va asteptam ! \m/
  10. Mi-am amintit ca am facut si eu niste poze cu telefonul, Calitatea cam lasa de dorit din pacate.
  11. Salut, am ajuns si eu cu bine acasa. Mi-a placut plimbarea, poate mai iesim si altadata.
  12. Salut ! As vrea sa stiu daca s-a decis ce a intrebat TheHawk fiindca m-as baga si eu.
  13. http://9gag.com/gag/ab5553L?ref=fb.s
  14. Asta inseamna ca la orele de practica viitorul motociclist va trebui sa invete sa mearga cu pasager in spate.
  15. Donez piesele de Minsk atasate in poza. Pentru detalii vorbim pe PM.
  16. Vreau sa schimb scaritele pentru pasager la DR. Aveti idee unde as putea gasi unele mai ieftine ? Caut unele cu un grip mai bun ca ii cam aluneca picioarele sotiei de pe ele.
×
×
  • Creează nouă...