The Flying Dutchman

Ai dreptate, daca nu te cunosti bine cu ei, sunt cam ghiortoi.

Dar au preturi bune la anumite lucruri. Doar din ce-mi amintesc rapid: ulei, filtre, huse moto. Chiar si casti sau echipament, atunci cand au reduceri. 

Wow! Ultima solutie, inc-o revolutie! 

9 hours ago, Nea Baphomete said:

 

Ref la echipament, vezi că în incinta Club Fabrica de pe 11 Iunie e un magazin bine garnisit cu echipament variat si de o calitate rezonabilă. Marele avantaj acolo e ca oamenii sunt super prietenoși, te vor sfătui onest. 

Moto Station se cheamă. Sunt chiar de treaba. 

https://motostation.ro/

17 hours ago, hora09 said:

Dacă pe cobra asta scria BMW eram toți uzi

Fixed. 

Da, dar numai cu pachetul special audio, cu transmisie Bluetooth dedicata, manele la alegere si, cireasa de pe tort, la terminarea cursului o poza de grup cu Salam, Vali Vijelie, Copilul minune si altii, care vor semna si diploma de aptsolvire. 

E normal, orice motor trebuie sa se incalzeasca pentru a functiona in parametri normali. Cele care nu au soc automat trebuie pornite cu socul tras la maxim și apoi potrivit putin cate putin cum a spus @Speedy.K.

30 minutes ago, sebi022005 said:

Exista posibilitatea ca motorul sa nu mai functioneze in parametrii optimi?

Nu pateste nimic.

31 minutes ago, sebi022005 said:

Si as mai fi curios daca o sa am probleme cu talonul daca fac asta?:)

Da. Mai precis, vei avea probleme cu politia si cei de la RAR, care se pot materializa in retinerea certificatului de inmatriculare, si poti avea probleme si la ITP. 

A woman is having lunch in a Los Angeles cafe when a man approaches her table. “Excuse me, miss,” the man says, “my wife and I are visiting from out of town. She loves your sandals. She wanted me to come over and ask if you bought those sandals around here.”
“Actually,” the woman responds, “I got them in a shop just about a block from here.”
“Fantastic,” the man responds, “and if I may ask, how much did you pay for them?”
“I paid $250,” she admits.
“Thank you,” the man responds. He walks away and yells to his wife, “She got them in New York!”

1 hour ago, EL Ciupacabra said:

Cam asa.

 

Cat dai catre Stat vs ce primesti de la Stat. SI daca-ti Statul iti da mai mult decat ii dai tu, asta insemana ca ia de la altii ca sa-ti dea tie. Adica haiducie.

 

Fa-ti o socoteala daca ai sange in instalatie. Daca n-ai, nu-i problema, voteaza AUR

 

Matematica elementara de ciclu primar.

De buna seama nu intelegi ce au scris oamenii mai sus. Statul nu iti da nimic degeaba. Inclusiv treaba cu subventiile e de fapt o aiureala, tot noi suntem cei pacaliti. 

Mă scarpin in creștet si nu inteleg cum functioneaza matematica aia, când dai si nu primesti, de ti se pare ca iesi in câștig? 

Let's agree to disagree... 

Dacă e diesel nu mai este o aberatie? Sau numai Tesla are voie cu motor electric? 

A man has returned to his car after coming out of a local shopping centre and notices that his rear bumper is completely bashed in and the back half of his car is severely crushed. He goes to the front to see if there’s any damage there and finds a note on the windshield. Relieved that the other motorist left a note he opens it up and reads it.
It says,
“Dear Sir or Madam, So very sorry about your car. But you see, I don’t currently have insurance so I can’t afford to pay you for the damages. But a crowd was gathering after I had smashed your car and I had to look like I was writing down my name and phone number. And since I couldn’t do that, I decided to write this instead. Have a nice day.”

Mai pe scurt, sugestia este folosirea unei genti compatibile cu sistemul de prindere. 

22 hours ago, ENEOS said:

Nu-l are sau nu stie sa citeasca ori sa caute. Si oricum e mai usor sa intrebi, nu?

3 hours ago, Speedy.K said:

Doar ca e chinezeasca.

Chinezarie cu garantie.

@Draco76, daca vrei sa te plimbi, ia o motocicleta serioasa. Daca vrei sa pierzi timpul la service si sa inveti mecanica, ia un chinez.

A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older lady and an older gentleman peering into the shop window, where there were posters of glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week, and the dejected couple looking in the window moved him to a rare feeling of generosity.
He called them into his shop and said to them, “I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won’t take no for an answer.”
He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five-star hotel.
The older lady and gentleman, as could be expected, gladly accepted and were off.
About a month later, the little lady came in to the travel agency. “And how did you like your holiday?” the agent asked eagerly.
“The flight was exciting, and the room was lovely,” she said. “I have come to thank you, but, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?”

13 hours ago, DiarM said:

Am 118k km pe gsaul asta

1 hour ago, Lucian_M said:

Totuși pe ce moto e montată opinca aia?

30 minutes ago, DiarM said:

E 1200gsa 2015. Am 74kg

Eu am mers 45000 cu anvelope de vara si aproape 50000 cu anvelope de iarna. Ambele personal best, pentru ca de obicei le tin cam 30000.

Dar aici e vorba de anvelope moto. 

A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him,
“Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?”
The other guy says, “Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, I’d like two tickets to Pittsburgh,’ I accidentally said, I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh’... So she socked me a good one.
The first guy replied, “Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning and I wanted to say to my wife, ‘Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.’
But I accidentally said, ‘You ruined my life you evil fat slag.'”

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas-pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?”
The man in the car says “I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven’t had a clue.”
The clerk ponders a bit then says, “You should take them to the zoo.”
“Hey, that’s a good idea,” says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
“Hey, they’re still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo.”
“Oh, I did,” says the driver, “And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach.”

Daca mergi fara pasager si spui ca nu o arzi, poti sa incerci.

Eu nu le-as mai tine. 

A blonde has just inherited a ranch but only had two horses.
The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help.
He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other.
She does it but then a week later she comes back and tells the neighbor rancher that it grew back.
So he tells her to tie a different colored string around one of the horses neck.
She does it but a week later the tie slips off and she has to go back to the neighbor.
So he suggest she paint a different color spot on each of the horses.
She does and comes back a week later with cookies. She tells the neighbor rancher, “Here I baked these for you. Your plan worked perfectly. I painted a red spot on the black horse and a blue spot on the white horse.”

6 hours ago, dragosc93 said:

Aveti vreo sugestie cum as putea trece peste aceste lucruri?

Relaxeaza-te, realitatea nu e ca in filme si nici ca pe YouTube.

Si fa scoala pentru categoria A. 

A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.”
The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “It’s not a boat.”
The speck gets even closer and he thinks, “It’s not a raft.”
Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She comes up to the guy and she says, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
“Ten years!” he says.
She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, “Man, oh man! Is that good!”
Then she asked, “How long has it been since you’ve had a drink of whiskey?”
He replies, “Ten years!” She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, “Wow! That’s fantastic!”
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, “And how long has it been since you’ve had some REAL fun?”
And the man replies, “My God! Don’t tell me you’ve got a computer in there?”

The Pope, a hippie, and the President of the US were all on a plane that was crashing. The pilots had already jumped to safety and there were only two parachutes left. Without a moment’s hesitation, the President grabbed a pack, yelled “I’m the most powerful man in the universe! I have to survive!”, and jumped from the plane.
The Pope, being the generous man that he is, said to the hippie, “You go ahead and take the last parachute. I’m an old man and I have lived a very full life.”
The hippie thanked the Pope but said, “Don’t worry – we’ll both be fine. The most powerful man in the universe just jumped off the plane with my backpack.”