danyfaur

mersi mult!

Salut. Caut discuri de frana second - fatza - CBR F4i 2003. Stiu ca erau niste baieti care mai aveau piese din dezmembrari la intrarea in Cisnadie dinspre Sibiu. Daca are cineva un numar de telefon, apreciez daca mi-l trimiteti si mie. Mersi. Dany

Vand Yamaha YZF600R Thundercat, 1998, 77400km, 1100eur http://www.bikeshop.ro/show.php?id=574922

Salut, Se merge la Predeal? Este vreo plecare organizata in seara asta?

pasi de care ati fi scapat amandoi linishtitzi daca ai fi stiut sa zici "nu" dar cum zarurile au fost aruncate ........ iar casa de piatra suna a mormant (foarte tare!) ...... final fericit la dansul asta in 2 pasi, 3, 4, n+1 !

stiu de 2 gsxf-uri care erau diagnosticate ca CDI cu probleme si de fapt a fost problema de contacte. cabluri verificate, spary contact pe la toate cuplele sau alte imbinari electrice a rezolvat problema

si eu vroiam sa propun un KFC in valcea sau cluj.... damn astazi?

Papagalul se duce la vulpe acasa, bate la usa. Deschide vulpea: - Vulpeo, ce ochi frumosi ai... hai sa ne f-tem! - Nici vorba, sunt virgina, fata cuminte si finuta etc. Si ii inchide usa. A doua zi papagalul nu se lasa, iar se duce la vulpe. - Vulpito, te iubesc atat de mult... hai sa ne f-tem. Vulpea iar il refuza. La fel si ziua urmatoare. Pleaca ofticat papagalul si pe drum se intalneshte cu porcul. - Unde te duci porcule? - Vreau s-o f-t pe vulpe. - Degeaba, nu se lasa. - Fii atent aici, zice porcul. Bate la usa, iese vulpea. - Hai sa ne f-tem. - Bine. Intra porcul si o f-te pe vulpe. MORALA: Degeaba esti papagal, ca sa f-ti o femeie trebuie sa fii porc.

noi cred ca mergem pe mures anu trecut am facut drumul si a fost cat de cat de inghitit

tzi se pare eu cred ca sunt chiar educationale

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Women will never be equal to men?until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

si eu patzesc de astea cateodata ambreaj tras frant brusc catziva metri face ca totzi dracii probabil cum se ingramadeste lantu de tractiune pe pinion si ala are alta inertzie.... se aude ca o oscilatie de roti dintzate merge inca...... nu-mi bat capul

343 km...... cam nasol de plecat la orele alea avand in vedere si timpul pana se aduna lumea. o plecare la 17:30 => 4 ore jumate de lumina...... ajungi la 22 acolo - 2 sau 3 opriri scurte mai ca merge

interesat careva de ocolit via praid -> gheorgheni ?

Politia rutiera la locul accidentului discutand despre importanta purtarii centurii de siguranta: - Uitati-va la acest om care nu a purtat centura: cap rupt, matze pe parbriz, ochi in pomi, fara maini... In schimb, uitati-va la cel care a purtat centura... parca-i viu !!! Love and ..... crap Dupa o ora de liniste, baiatul decide sa rupa tacerea: - Nu vrei sa mergem la mine in apartament? - Nu aveam de gind, insa m-ai convins! Un copilas ii scrie lui Mos Craciun: - Trimite-mi un fratior. Mos Craciun raspunde: - Trimitemi-o pe mata Anunt la MATRIMONIALE : "Baiat cuminte, ma culc la 22:00, ma trezesc la 06:00, nu beau , nu fumez, nu ma droghez, nu-mi insel gagica, nu ma duc la discoteca...dar si cand oi iesi de la parnaie....." -Domnule doctor, zise femeia, disperata, ati uitat ca de trei minute stau cu limba scoasa? -N-am uitat, dar vreau sa scriu reteta in liniste. Daca Adam si Eva ar fi fost chinezi, am fi inca in paradis, deoarece ei ar fi ignorat marul si ar fi mincat sarpele. -Vecine, sunt distrus. Nevasta ma insala! Mi-a zis aseara ca a dormit la Nuti. -Si? -Pai la Nuti am dormit eu! Patru barbati stau de vorba la o sticla de vin. Se ajunge inevitabil la performantele sexuale. Primul: Eu fac sex cu nevasta-mea o data pe luna. Al doilea: Eu de doua ori pe luna. Al treilea: Eu o data pe saptamana. Al patrulea: Eu de doua-trei ori pe saptamana. Primul catre al patrulea: Da' tu nici n-ai nevasta! Al patrulea: Aah, pai nu despre a ta era vorba? - Mai copile, se plange maica-ta ca vorbeste cu tine si tu n-o asculti. - Pai sa vezi, taticule... - Lasa scuzele! Spune-mi cum de reusesti ?! A pierde o sotie e un lucru deosebit de greu. In unele cazuri este de-a dreptul imposibil. Soacra-mea e ca ziarul. - De ce, stie atit de multe noutati? - Nu. Apare zilnic! Un baietel il intreaba pe tatal lui: - Taticule, cit costa sa te insori? Tatal raspunde: - Nu stiu, eu inca platesc... In spital este adus un tip cu o fractura craniana. Sora medicala completeaza fisa si intreaba: - Casatorit? - Nu, am avut un accident - Sotia mea afirma ca este foarte sanatos sa consum alimente crude. - Da, nici nevestei mele nu-i place sa gateasca Un cuplu intra intr-un restaurant. La una din mese, femeia il vede pe fostul sot. - De sapte ani de cand ne-am despartit, bea intr-una, zice sotia. - Asta-i o prostie, raspunde sotul. Nimeni nu sarbatoreste atatia ani! - Ce mai face barbatul tau? - Ce-i spun eu. Maine aniversam 30 de ani de la casatorie, am putea taia porcul ? - De ce, raspunde sotul, doar nu e vina lui....

FAIRYTALE - metal style HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and f*cks the princess. GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves... POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest. TRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and f*cks her....... easy and quick. FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess. VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty mighty mighty mighty axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, loots the castle and burns it down before he leaves. DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f*cks the princess and kills her, then leaves. BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess. GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, f*cks the princess and kills her....then he f*cks her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, f*cks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f*cks it for the last time. DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well. PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist goes to the princess bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist. GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's 'gay' appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color. INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards the dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards. CHRISTIAN METAL: The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to "thank" the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage." GOTHIC METAL: The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity. BATTLE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored. NU METAL: The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire. EMO: The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway. GRUNGE: The protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won't go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other mosha's due to the over consumption of white cider. POP-PUNK: The dragon can't eat the protagonist because he can't catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won't f*ck him either, because he likes ska.

corect si cum a venit momentul: EU SUNT MAI BIKER CA TINE !!! cu alte cuvinte........ oooooo-ncepuuuut era o vorba.... mai bine taci si pari prost decat sa deschizi gura sa inlaturi orice dubiu vezi "anonimi"

scuza-ti audicacofo-chestia...... but I can't help it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG-gKasmx84 si a fost odata de ales intre frumusetze si prostie....... of doamne.... totzi stim ca frumusetea-i trecatoare........ fara numar fara numar si totushi....... nu-s foarte sigur ca e de pus pe topicul de fun...... sad..but true

http://pitzipoanca.org/ allah damn it........

pentru cine nu stie, intrunire neoficiala bistrita /index.php?showtopic=196282

mdeah....... pacat ca nu avem si noi aproape asa o bucata de drum. eram toti cu ghidonu langa asfalt si gura pana la urechi sub casca. inca imi mai curge din gura cand ma gandesc mai e o portziune faina , dar mai de viteza odorhei -> miercurea ciuc -> targu secuiesc se poate face o tura mai lunga sibiu-medias-sighisoara-sovata-gheorgheni-(aici nu stiu cum e)-odorhei-miercurea ciuc-targu secuiesc-aproape de brasov(drumu de sighisoara)-sighisoara-medias-back home - dar cam 6-700 km cred

hallo regim de mers? in localitate / afara? sau fiecare cu ceapa lui? eu cam prefer <60km/h localitate si 120+/-20 in afara in conditii optime asta sa fie o idee aproximativa de cat va dura drumu

... ce mai ajuta aspirina la cei cu cerculetzul .... Sotul iese din baie proaspat aranjat si se baga in pat langa sotie. -Vai ce ma doare capul, spune sotia. -Nu-i nimic pentru ca chiar acum mi-am uns penisul cu aspirina si tu decizi sub ce forma il iei: ca tableta sau ca supozitor. Sotul intra seara in dormitor cu doua aspirine si un pahar cu apa. Sotia intreaba: - Asta pentru ce mai e ? - Pentru durerea ta de cap! - Dar nu ma doare capul ! - Te-am prins! . . .