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  • Locatie
    Bucuresti
  • Carnet moto din
    2006
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    vulcan
  • Numar Moto
    tralalala
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  • Motociclete detinute
    vulcan de 900 acum & shadow de 400 ca prima motoreta
  • Interests
    colectionez bucatzele de asfalt cu dintzii

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  1. recomand filmul ashby. l-am vazut aseara shi a fost OK. http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1976021785/?ref_=tt_ov_vi
  2. de ce dreaku ar trebui sa ne pese de spusele frustratului asta? lasa-l in plata domnului...
  3. recomand filmul 2guns. tocmai a aparut pe torenti shi chiar merita vazut.
  4. cine e genialu? http://9gag.com/gag/4763296
  5. expozitia de anu asta a fost extrem de utila. Am cumparat diverse echipamente la preturi mai mici, suficient cat sa imi amortizez pretul intrarii. Am vazut si m-am suit pe urmatoarea mea motocicleta, supertenere-ul de 1200. As fi vrut sa vad si un honda furry dar nu am avut unde; c'est la vie... una peste alta, mie mi-a placut tot in afara de parcare. Care a supt. Pentru ca motoretele erau prea inghesuite. da wtf...daca-ti place carnea de iepure, tre sa miroshi shi bashina de ogar.
  6. salutari. exista garaje de inchiriat pe langa statia de metrou costin georgian? urmeaza sa ma mut prin zona shi mi-ar trebui un adapost pentru mobra.
  7. cristi_q

    Accident Timis

    anu asta nu am vazut scuterist lovit de tren pe sina de cale ferata. pun pariu ca o sa se intample shi asta. // stiu, stiu, sunt cinic...
  8. Q: care e diferentza dintre madalina manole shi un gandac ? A: cam vreo 10 grame de insecticid Stiu, stiu, sunt insensibil
  9. holy shit, asta ar trebui sa fie proba olimpica
  10. The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. The Scots raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards" They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the frontline in the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability. It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides". The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose". Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case. Meanwhile... New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due to continuing defense cutbacks (the airforce being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "Shit, I hope Australia will come and rescue us". In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called "Bondi". Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No Worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain, "Crikey!', "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The Barbie is cancelled". So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
  11. da, dar mi s-a parut suficient de nostima pentru a fi shareuita
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