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Men's Rules Women should learn these! Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again! Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.

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Stii cum se baga dopu' la sampanie? Intreaba pe Geoana

Dear God. So far this year you have taken away my favorite dancer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze and my favorite singer Stephen Gately and my favorite actress Farah Fawcett. Just so you know, my favorite politicians are Mircea Geoana and Traian Basescu. Regards

Amin!!!

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Deci sunt doua urechi, bine de stiut, la mine magnetul era deja "reparat" cand l-am dat jos nu am idee cum arata unul nou. Ma bucur ca merge si asa.

Procesul de fabricatie uite aici http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKEuzxC4eGc

Am reparat vitezometrul. Era busit magnetul. Operatie surprinzator de simpla. Dat jos roata din fatza un imbus (de 8 cred) si o cheie de 20. Inainde de a desface roata sa desfaceti cablul vitozometrului care este prins de furca (cheie de 10, cred). Se da jos roata si ai acces la magnet. E un cilindru cu o prelungire la una din extremitati prin care se realizeaza rotirea lui. Imi pare rau ca nu am avut inspiratia sa fac poze cu intreg procesul. Ulterior ma chinuit talentul in paint si am facut totusi o reprezentare (recunosc cam nefericita) a megnetului sper sa va faceti idee despre ce e vorba Prelungirea aceea de pe cilindru de obicei se rupe, eu am taiat o bucata de plastic la dimensiunea necesara, am curatat bine magnetul am lipit cu poxipol ... lasat sa se usuce ... reasamblat roata ... iesit pe drum. Cat va tine? Sunt si eu curios.

Beyy violator de ... termeni si conditii de youtube ..., sa-ti fie rusine

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OK ... si ce sa fac cu melcul ... sa ii cant sa ii iasa coarnele sa i-mi reporneasca vitezometrul? Acum pe bune stie cineva un service in CJ care se ocupa cu freewind-ul

Mia apărut o bubă ... la motor. Nu mai merge vitozometrul (lo fi luat cu gripa mexicană). Deci, poate cineva să-mi recomande un doftor priceput în ale xf-ului în Cluj pentru o ampicilină,maslină sau ceva? Mersi

Tare de tot si util, am b-ul de aproape un deceniu, fara evenimente mari pana acum doar de doua ori din prostia mea, eram prea increzator si asta tot timpul se plateste. Sper in acest weekend sa ies pentru prima data cu motorul, nu-mi plac sportivele insa eu consider utile sfaturile pentru orice fel de 2 roti, chiar si la biciclete!!! asfalt uscat

Pai nu am intentia sa il tin numa inca nu mia ajuns. Oricum am inteles ca tu cunosti motorul. Este a lui Elod, eu o sa il am... in "pastrare"

Încă unu pă dyalu' clujului.

Mersi mare domn.

Lume am luat examenul !!! De azi sunt motociclist cu acte in regula. Miercurea viitoare cica primesc carnetul si sambata vine motorul. Parca soarele este mai stralucitor azi si pasarelele ciripesc mai vioi hihihi.

Salut, Sa ma prezint Sunt Dani si sunt din Cluj, cumnatul lui pHa_King. Miercuri dau pligonul si apoi o sa ii conduc Freewind-ul. Deci bine v-am gasit.