Fram-Ursul Kevlar

doar una

gipsy style rock :)

Un tip merge la incorporare în marină. În timp ce i se completau actele, este întrebat: - ÂŞtiți sa înotați? - Da' ce, nu aveți vapoare? ------------------------------------- O voce disperată la telefon, la ora 5 dimineața: - Alo! Salvarea? - Da. - Veniți repede căci în curte e un nebun ce sună goarna Âşi ne disperă pe toți. - Imediat, dați-ne adresa! - UM 04032. ------------------------------------ Soldații americani, japonezi Âşi somalezi se întreceau la tras cu tunul. Americanii:5800 m. Japonezii:10000 m. Somalezii:10 m. După ce au tras somalezii, generalul japonez îi spune somalezului: - Bine, mă, numai 10 m? - Dacă eÂşti mai tare, hai tu Âşi suflă-n țeavă.

Teh Yellow Smiley Face

nu stiu, poate sunt doar eu, dar suna oarecum funny... "Fun-Page 666"

ca de exemplu...? sau...?

niste... restul

In avion, dupa ce s-au oprit motoarele la 10.000 de metri altitudine: - Rugam calatorii sa ramina pe locurile lor, ca sa nu ingreuneze identificarea... Multumim.

calmul de Botosani

prospatura de duminica dimineata

cum se misca omu'

reclama la prezervative victima & killer la vot antrenor de tenis Jennifer Aniston vs Heineken

de prin tribunalele altora: * Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" * Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" * Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" * Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" * Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" * Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." * Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" * Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." * Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?" * Witness: "July 15th." * Lawyer: "What year?" * Witness: "Every year." * Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?" * Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet." * Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?" * Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it." * Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?" * Witness: "'Winchester'!" * Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?" * Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks." * Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?" * Witness: "Yes." * Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?" * Witness: "Yes, sir." * Lawyer: "What did she say?" * Witness: "'What disco am I at?'" * Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--" * Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment." link sa nu mai dau copy/paste

basini pe front

sorry daca a mai fost

@autoVIP - pe principiul "avem un copilash, cum procedam" dintre toate "mami" de pe chopper-ul kawa e cea mai cea din punctul meu de vedere...

Poze de azi....destul de proate, dar nici starea necesara de facut poze nu prea am avuto(durere de masea) daca intrati acuma, mai dati in gand in gand cate un refresh

Joc de Ping-Pong

doar una...

mult prea tare...

neste chitara spaniola

poze noi astept critici, stiu ca sunteti multi d-astia p-aci....

Nemtii la Farse Fuarte bun!!!!...

berea Tooheys Hahn beer-Australia Bud Light alta Bud Light va ajunge....momentan...

farsa la toaleta fetelor