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  1. e ca in bancul ala cu lupii la stana..cand intra primul, primeste o bata peste bot se intoarce catre al doilea tinandu-se cu mainile de bot si ii zice "intra tu primul ca pe mine ma bufneste rasul" asa si tu... deh..viteji/frustrati de forum..ce e greu sa bati o comuna de tigani din taste??? oricum ati facut ce trebuia,si in timpul in care trebuia...asa ca..inca o data bravo!
  2. bravo, felicitari! v-ati miscat misto,cu talent! inca o data bravo! bine ca e ok omul
  3. nu pozele sunt ..ci manechinele au contract de fidelitate mah si stii care e cea mai tare faza? ca pe drum, la vulcanii noroiosi, la masa,la haleala s-au facut o gramada de poze ..iar la siriu cred ca sunt 2-3 facute.. am incercat sa mai fac eu una cu aparatul si imi spunea memory full
  4. de specificat ca eu si cu if-83-uck am fost in acelasi grup impreuna...ca sa nu salivati asteptand la 2 seturi de poze diferite noi vorbim de aceeasi persoana
  5. pai la vale merge mah! daca faci poza de sus, din varf, vezi pana la poale...
  6. ALTU' !!! asta vrea sa isi vada casa in pozele noastre de acolo de sus..sigur i-am fotografiat si casa...
  7. drumul e excelent, asfalt negru cu dunga din aia alba pe mijloc super misto... vremea e buna copacii sunt verzi.. apa e putina la baraj ca e seceta deci..ce sa vezi in poze? de frumos e frumos..du-te p'acolo! merita drumul mergi si la vulcanii noroiosi ca si acoloe drumul bun ...cu curbe misto si urcat-coborat
  8. am fost si noi, 5 motoare gs-ul meu,un ducati, un vfr si 2 bandituri poze..a facut numai unul.. da' de ce? ce vrei cu pozele? go for the real thing!
  9. da, l-ai luat pentru enduro, sa mergi pe camp cu el.. tu ai zis ca ai INCEPUT cu asa ceva faptul ca te-ai urcat pe niste motoare la SMAEB nu inseamna ca le-ai si condus e ca diferenta intre un film XXX si o femeie daca e doar atat..renunta cat mai ai timp ia ceva mic
  10. tu o sa mori in public bah! tu nu ai mah parinti, sa te bata ma-ta rau de tot?
  11. corect, thomas! dar nu merge sa te dai pe curbe dupa...pentru ca va curge pe la supraplin
  12. STUPID BITCH!!!!! Unfortunately for humankind.. she has already reproduced... The gene pool just got more shallow! NEW YORK – Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever." After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was: "Which of the following is the largest?" A) A Peanut An Elephant C) The Moon D) Hey, who you calling large? Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer. "Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be." Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure. "Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" exclaimed Evans. "Darn. I think I better phone a friend." Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant. "Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun." Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. "Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it." To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.' "I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans. Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life. "Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking," said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. "But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer." Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon. Mailul in care am primit asta avea si o poza dar nu o pot atasa.. sa vedeti proasta la TV si cu cele 2 raspunsuri in fata!
  13. bueyyy, calmati-va cu figurile astea GS-ul este un fel de dacie intre motoare e renumit pentru fiabilitate, nu viteza, nu mers la 190 sau 11.000 ture se apleca bine, merge bine, te iarta din multe...dar nu-l omorati..
  14. Scula de plimbare! bravo! misto! bah si cum arata motoarele alea si apa aia transparenta!
  15. de ce mergeai cu farul aprins pe pajistile patriei?
  16. eu stiu ca se verifica nivelul la rece in manual scrie sa verifici cu ea pe "central stand"..asa ca eu asa am facut de fiecare data! sunt sigur ca a fost gandita in asa fel incat sa se compenseze unghiul ala din constructie, fara sa stea nimeni pe ea! ai vazut tu la service ca lucreaza cate 2, unul calare ca sa tina motorul drept?
  17. Mda daca tot zici ca se aude...cred ca las asa am sa schimb consumabilele si aia e!
  18. bravo, felicitari, noi inca le reparam pe la noastre cristian 78 e o operatie grea aia cu inlocuitul? eu trebuie sa schimb bujii, filtre..etc, as face si ce ai facut tu aia de la reprezentanta vor sa imi ia 1 milion pentru gresat, am intrebat la smaeb si imi greseaza si scaritele de aia nu merge gs-ul..ca ii scartie scaritele...
  19. naspa speram sa se lasa fara umblat ...si prin motorul meu! ai schimbat uleiul? ai gasit acolo unde ti-am zis? nu a folosit la nimic? acelasi zgomot?
  20. misto pozele, mai ales aia..de veghe in lanul de marihuana
  21. ATENTIE! Consumul excesiv de exersat franarea de urgenta da dependenta
  22. ai facut foarte bine sfatul meu..mergi cu maxim 60 ca o luna de zile..pana te mai obisnuiesti..poate chiar doua chiar daca ai drum liber, nu ii da in goarna..poti bloca frana daca te sperii..ai timp sa ii dai in goarna mai incolo, nu te grabi acum si foarte bine ca ai mai mers cu cineva..sa faci asa in continuare ideea ar fi ca ala sa mearga o vreme in spatele tau..sa te fereasca de cei din trafic..macar din spate apoi sa mergeti in poligon si sa exersezi franarea de urgenta daca nu stii cum..imi spui
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