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    Kingdom of Heaven
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    Indian Scout
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    cifre și litere
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  1. @Methodman, @xt600, cred că ar trebui să continuati să vă exprimați liber, dacă uneori avem opinii diferite, eu vă simpatizez pe amândoi. Chiar dacă eram născuți de aceeași mamă eram diferiți, nu? Sugestia mea ar fi - dacă-mi permiteți - să vă exprimați mai scurt, mai concis, mai succint... sper că înțelegeți ce vreau să spun. Dacă vrem să citim romane știm unde să le găsim. Mai sunt câțiva useri ale căror postări le citesc cu interes: @PzKpfW, @damager, @ilarionciobanu, @Cavaleru - Cristi, ești cel mai onest și echidistant dintre moderatori (cei care sunt activi, că "verzi" sunt mulți, dar degeaba). Și @B.B., aka Bellbody cu @frigider sunt simpatici și aduc o doză de umor (involuntar uneori) care ne descrețește frunțile. Mai sunt unii pe care nu mi-i amintesc în clipa asta (și le cer scuze). La toți cei de mai sus, apreciez că, chiar și atunci când "ne apucăm de beregată", există respect și curtoazie. Mai sunt și hateri, trolli, și nefericiți care-și varsă frustrările pe aici, dar trăim într-o lume liberă, cel puțin aparent... Ciudat este că deși competiția este aparent de rahat, toată lumea se uită și comentează. De ce oare? Carpe Diem și haideți să ne bucurăm de MotoGP!
  2. A man boards a plane and is seated next to an Air Marshall and his ‘sniffing dog’. Soon, the plane takes off and the Marshall says, “Sniffer, search.” The dog walks along the aisle, and stops next to a woman. He then returns to his seat and puts a paw on the Marshall’s arm. “Good boy,” says the Marshall. “What happened?” asks the man. “That woman is in possession of marijuana. We’ll arrest her when we land.” Once again, Sniffer searches the aisles. He stops beside a man, then returns to his seat, and places two paws on the Marshall’s arm. “That man is carrying cocaine,” the Marshall explains. The dog walks up the aisle again, then races back, jumps into his seat, and poops all over it. “What’s going on?!” demands the man. The Marshall nervously replies, “He just found a bomb!”
  3. Așa este, la mulți ani @Method și numai bine! Știu că suntem off topic, dar mai mult de jumătate din postări sunt la fel.
  4. A man returned to the U.S. after a trip abroad feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. “This is your doctor. We’ve got the results back from your tests, and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus that is extremely contagious!” “Oh my gosh,” cries the man. He’s in a panic now. “What are you going to do, Doctor?” “Well, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and quesadillas.” “Will that cure me?” asked the man hopefully. The doctor replied, “No… but it’s the only food we can get under the door.”
  5. Și le-o fi pus să țină minte ordinea numerelor.
  6. Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day, when they pass by a pub. The first guy says, “Let’s go in there for a pint.” Second guy, says, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.” First guy: “Sure they will, just follow my lead.” He goes up to the pub, and sure enough the doorman says, “I can’t let you in here with that dog.” He replies, “Oh, I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.” The doorman says, “Ok then, come on in.” The second guy sees this and does the same thing. He goes up to the pub, and the doorman says, “You can’t come in here with a dog.” He replies, “I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.” The doorman responds, “You have a chihuahua for a seeing-eye dog?” The second guy stops for a second, and exclaims, “They gave me a chihuahua?”
  7. Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, “As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children.” St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, “As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives.” St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, “I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care.” St. Peter replies, “You may enter. But,” he adds, “you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell.”
  8. A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. “Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times. So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops, and places the bag in the dog’s mouth. He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck, and sees him out. A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in. As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!” “Remarkable?” snorts the owner. “This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”
  9. HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 16-18 men’s work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of „Guns & Ammo” magazine. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Bubba, Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit-bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Coote
  10. Things you don’t want to hear during surgery: 1. Oops! 2. Has anyone seen my watch? 3. That was some party last night. I can’t remember when I’ve been that drunk. 4. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing! 5. Well, this book doesn’t say that… What edition is your manual? 6. Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. 7. Damn, there go the lights again… 8. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
  11. Te scutește de muncă și mizerie. Știu pe cineva mai puturos, care atunci când îl folosește nici nu învârte roata cu mâna, pornește motorul și o ține într-a-ntâia la relanty, cum zicea tânărul ăla mai deunăzi. Mie îmi plăcea mai mult gazul pe partea de curățat, dar nu găsesc nicăieri în București, prin lumea a treia și a patra era ușor de procurat.
  12. Și uite-așa, astăzi unii și unele s-au bucurat de Ziua Femeii, iar eu am comemorat trei ani de când am pierdut un prieten drag. Adi Bărar, drum bun și lin printre stele!
  13. A snail named Samuel just got a raise working as a realtor. He decided since he got this money he will get a custom sports car with a big "S" on the side to show everyone the car is his. While he's flexing his new car down the streets of Los Angeles, he passes an elderly couple sitting on their porch. As he passes the man exclaims to his wife, "Look at that S-Car-Go!"
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