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Two 70 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there." Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you. Shortly after that, Joe sadly passes on. At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him. “Mike… Mike!” "Who is it?” "it's me, Joe." "Joe! Where are you?" "In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news." "Tell me the good news first," says Mike. "The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!" That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?” "You're in the team for this Saturday".

Dumnezeu să-l odihnească... Transferat si eu. C-tin P.

A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu ... " The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece: "When Tim and I to Brisbane went We met three women cheap to rent. But they were three and we were two, So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "

Mulțumesc și eu, inclusiv pentru ponturile către alte destinații la vecinii noștri grădinari-tătă. :))

Perfect. Voi pleca din zona Brancoveanu la ora 06:00, posibil sa ajung o idee mai devteme de 06:30. 0727043981

Salutare. Ma gandeam la TA cu @vik55 dar parca as face-o in cursul saptamanii. Ora 6:30 ti se pare prea tarzie?

Salutare. Îți sugerez sa te uiți și la Tiger 800 de la Triumph, pe lângă toate celelalte sugestii pertinente. Și pentru mine a fost prima motocicleta (am varianta XC "adventure") și am cumparat-o având cam aceleași criterii, confortul pasagerei fiind important. Mie mi-a venit mănușă iar nevasta-mea aproape adoarme in spate :)). Am făcut destule ture lungi prin Europa și Scoția + UK, fără probleme, plus câteva ieșiri pe drumuri fără asfalt. Este totodată, pentru mine, modalitatea principală de deplasare prin oraș. Dacă ești curios te pot ajuta sa vezi cum îți vine (dacă ești din București).

Hahaha, nu cred ca a pomenit nimeni de grup. In ce ma priveste am timp si chef de o plimbare care poate fi solo, insa nu sunt nici deranjat de a mai merge cu cineva.

Inteleg. Daca te hotarasti ma bag si eu, doar sa scrii si aici, te rog.

Salut, daca nu te-ai razgandit: o ora, punct de plecare?