The most unfair thing about life is the way that it ends. I mean, life
is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of
it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then go live in an old age
home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You
work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You
go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your
last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service
on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! Amen."
George Costanza's Words of Wisdom