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A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." 'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here." "But I didn't go to any of those shows.." "Well, we have them, and you could have." No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response. After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me." "But I didn't!" "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

... de pe clape...ca asa a folosit toate deshtele...

Se pare ca bronzatu' se pricepe si la nitel pian, bravo man!!! https://fb.watch/tfYR0D5s7r/

Poti comenta urmatorul "ordin de echipa": dar nu este obligatoriu...oricum tourist1 a sintetizat foarte misto actiunea precedenta cu nunta...

Pai in primul rand el este un fan inrait al motoarelor si al MotoGp-ului: https://fb.watch/taLaP_IIXC/ BILD: https://www.bild.de/sport/mehr-sport/motogp-hollywood-star-keanu-reeves-schwaermt-vom-sachsenring-668a6438ed463321af0e6bfd

Ti-ai adus aminte, nu?

De obicei erai muult mai documentat...

amica....toata presa a zis amica/prietena...

Puteam sa pariez ca steagul de final va fi fluturat de Reeves...

NU SE POATE!!!!, Jorge pe jos...

Le-au gresit si la Pramac... Vine Morbi peste Jorge??? Neaaahhhh... Tarziu, dar vine si Bestia dupa MM!

Peco are probleme mari...

americanii ziceau ca e cu gagica-sa, Alexandra.. ii plac vinurile vechi.. in alta ordine de idei:

A trecut Keanu Reeves p-acolo... Daca le rezista pneurile spate pana la sfarsit, sa vedem ce or face cei mari... A pierdut Vietti mult in ultimul viraj...Aldeguer da si el cu artificii, frumoasa cursa! Keanu si la alta boxa: