The Flying Dutchman

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced “Bear.” Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, “Shot with a .308 rifle.” He was right. They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, “Elk, shot with a 7mm Mag rifle." He was right again. Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, “I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this blackeye?” His wife angrily replied, “I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, “Skunk, killed with an axe.”

Eu cumpar de aici. Acum patru ani am luat de la ei o pereche de pantaloni din piele de bivol la ceva de gen EUR 150. Cred ca livreaza si in Romania.

Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch when one of them says, “I know that I'm going to have a boy.” The other two women think about that for a moment, and then one of them says, “OK, how do you know you're going to have a boy?” “Well, when the child was conceived,” says the first woman, “I was on top. So I'm going to have a boy.” They sit and eat for a few minutes more, and then the second woman says, “Well, I'm going to have a girl.” “Okay,” says the first one, “How do you know you're going to have a girl?” “Well, when my child was conceived, I was on the bottom. So I'm going to have a girl.” They sit and eat for a few minutes more, the third woman obviously getting more and more distressed, until finally, she breaks down into horrible sobbing. “What's wrong, what's wrong?” the first two women ask with concern. The third woman manages to stifle her sobs long enough to only say one thing… “I'm going to have a puppy!”

Nu ne obliga nimeni sa cumparam, nici Colibri, nici Soco (nici Zero sau altceva electric). Dar cine vrea asa ceva are de unde sa aleaga. Daca vedem pe piata tot felul de chinezarii sinistre, de ce sa nu fie si ceva romanesc? Partea proasta pentru ei este ca, la preturile celor mai ieftine produse de la Colibri sau Soco poti lua un scuter ICE mult mai competent, care mai vine si cu ceva spatiu sub sa si eventual topcase, pentru ca toate electricele astea vin cu dezavantajul lipsei oricarui spatiu de depozitare. Practic sunt niste biciclete electrice ceva mai scumpe, iar majoritatea lor se pot conduce cu categoria B sau chiar fara, probabil asta le poate face atractive, pe langa mentenanta absolut minima.

Se rabateaza, ai vrut sa zici, nu?

A guy asked a girl in the library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice, “I don't want to spend the night with you.” All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” The guy responded with a loud voice, “$200 just for one night? That's too much.” And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the boy whispered in her ears, "I study law and I know how to make someone guilty.”

Intre astea trei pe care le-ai pus, as alege PCX125. Comparativ cu ce am propus eu mai sus, adica SH125i, principalele diferente sunt: - are roti mai mici - frana spate pe tambur, nu pe disc - greutatea aproape egala - nu are parbriz si top-case Raman la SH 125i, pentru roti de 16" fata-spate, parbriz, top-case. Fiecare alege ce sa faca cu banii sai. La motociclete ti se pare ca preturile sunt rezonabile? Linhai... chinezariile raman chinezarii. Deocamdata. Dar, cum am scris mai sus, fiecare alege ce sa faca cu banii sai.

A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes. The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?” The wife replied, “I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son.” With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, “Thank God he didn't ask about the other three.”

Salut! https://motociclete.motorteam.ro/modele/honda-sh125i/#honda-sh125i Cam scumpa, dar roti de 16" fata-spate, daca te agiti putin poti capata si un mic discount. Peste Yamaha daca ne referim la scutere de 125cmc, dupa parerea mea. Alt plus, pe langa parbriz vine si cu top-case. Daca vrei ceva mai ieftin, SYM sau Kymco, nu Linhai. Dar ambele vin cu mentenanta la un numar de kilometri mai mic decat la Honda sau Yamaha.

Unele mai mult, altele mai putin, dar cam toate duc lichidul de racire peste 100. Oricum, motocicletele mari nu sunt confortabile si nici eficiente de mers in oras din cauza factorului trafic vs gabarit.

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.” Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?” The man said, “Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.” This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What's the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.” She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what's the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Pare ca era mai bine din punct de vedere al traficului. Soselele cum or fi fost? Eu imi amintesc ca erau pline de gropi, cei care locuiau in Bucuresti cred ca pot da un feedback despre ce probleme aveau la pivoti, bielete etc. Dar mancarea, benzina se gaseau? Caldura era la bloc?

Nu mai spune prostii, zi-i baiatului sa ia R1. E nevoie de curent sa alimenteze camera care sa filmeze cum taiem curbele vitejeste!

Si eu care credeam ca cel mai important este sa ajunga inapoi acasa sanatos! On topic: Bine spus, cu referire la livrarea cuplului mentionata mai sus in topic.

Confirm si aprob pozitiv. Valabil si pentru V2. On topic: OP, s-o stapanesti sanatos si fara incidente. Am vazut ce poate face, am niste prieteni italieni cam nebuni de felul lor si m-au speriat.

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, “I've been a little sick to my stomach.” The older doctor says, “Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?” As they left, the younger man said, “You didn't even examine that woman? How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?” “I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick.” The younger doctor said, “Pretty clever. If you don't mind, I think I'll try that at the next house.” Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said, “I'm feeling terribly run down lately.” “You've probably been doing too much for the church,” the younger doctor told her. “Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps.” As they left, the elder doctor said, “I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is most certainly correct, she's very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?” “I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope and, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the priest under the bed.”

Acopera carburatorul cu folie de plastic sau aluminiu ca sa fii linistit. Schimba bujia. Schimba fisa.

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, “I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does.” The second woman giggled and confessed, “I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft.” The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, “Say, what do you call your husband?” She frowned and said, “The postman.” “Why the postman?” “Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box.”