The Flying Dutchman

Daca vrei nou ai CRF 300L sau Rally. Eu as lua L, chiar daca are rezervorul mai mic este mai usoara. Daca vrei SH de cativa ani te poti uita si la 250L/Rally, Kawasaki KLX 230, Beta Alp 200/400. Fiecare are plusuri si minusuri, depinde cum le privesti. Ca idee generala, la plusuri Honda si Kawa vin cu injectie si tehnologie mai noua, iar Beta cu motoarele buletproof de la Suzi si greutatea redusa. Am mentionat doar dual-sport. Sunt inmatriculabile si fac foarte bine ce ti-ai propus (oras, soft enduro, chiar si cei 200-300km daca nu te deranjeaza scandura de sub popou). My two cents.

Nu merge si o sabie Jedi SH de pe eBay?

Ai citit ce am scris acolo? Pentru ca surubul ala de golire nu inchide bine, dintr-un motiv sau altul. Poate pentru ca nu e strans suficient sau poate pentru ca e o chinezarie ordinara, cum s-a scris mai sus. Poate fi si o alta cauza, plutitor, etc., nu sunt ghicitor. Nu inteleg de ce oamenii nu cumpara un lucru ca lumea si iau mizeriile astea apoi vin sa ceara minuni aici.

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. "But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, cutie pie?... LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?" And they lived happily ever after.

Am auzit eu. La DGCPI, cand inmatriculezi troaca.

Poate fi furtunul de preaplin, pe care curge daca ai pus prea multa benzina in rezervor, sau furtunul de golire a carburatorului. La carburator exista un surub de golire care, daca nu este strans suficient, lasa benzina sa curga prin furtunul ala de care zic. De obicei ala de la carburator e mai subtire.

De acord. Poti sa ai mama sculelor daca nu lucrezi cu ea cum trebuie. Iar daca ai si ghinionul sa cumperi un aparat SH "intretinut maniacal" cu care "a sudat o babuta de doua ori pe an"...

Eu am unul din asta: https://www.velt.ro/produs/aparat-de-sudura-cu-sarma-fara-gaz-si-electrod/ Nu sunt vreun mare sudor, il folosesc pentru treburi casnice. Lucrurile mici le sudez de obicei cu sarma, dar merge bine si cu electrozi. Am facut un carport cu structura pe rectangulare de 10 sudate cu electrozi si n-a gafait. Cu flux n-are treaba, te joci cu el dupa un pic de antrenament. Nu l-am luat de pe eMAG, l-am prins mai ieftin in 2023 la astia: https://www.desudura.ro/cumpara/aparat-de-sudura-cu-sarma-fara-gaz-si-electrod-velt-mig-mma-131-4-5kg-596

Uite-l aici. Buna ziua si tie!

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned - it will not work again for another year." Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says, "123." He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life - just as the medicine man had promised. Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

A woman writes in to a men's helpline: The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with our neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counselling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help? Sincerely, Sheila A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors. I hope this helps, John

Dar OP a spus ca il va curata. Si ar trebui facute si cele sugerate mai sus de ceilalti colegi.

Salut! Am pastrat numerele cand am vandut masina si au cerut sa le vada cand am radiat-o. La inmatricularea celei noi nu au mai solicitat asta. Cred ca e bine sa le ai, just in case. Teoretic ar trebui sa le ai, vezi punctul 12. https://dgpci.mai.gov.ro/document-details/inmatriculari/5ab1302cfa4e9422012c2b81

Nu.

A father tests his twin boys on Christmas. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas day their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked. “Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken.” answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. “What are you so happy about?” he asked. To which his optimist twin replied, “There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!”

A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes. It's just an old basketball injury.” His friend said, “Uh, aren't you kinda short for a basketball player?” He replied, “Oh no, I never played basketball. I just lost a ton of money on the NBA finals last year and kicked in the TV.”

Fixed!

Cand faci 600 km/zi, chiar si pe moto, nu prea mai timp sa vizitezi un oras ca Viena. Poate doar sa mananci ceva la periferie si sa o bifezi in agenda. In rest, drum bun, fiecare e liber sa mearga pe unde vrea, autostrazi sau drumuri comunale.

Good point. La ce sa mai dea mai tarziu bani in plus cand poate cumpara de la inceput ce trebuie? OP pare ca are nevoie nu de sfaturi ci de o confirmare.

Salut! Vezi aici. O sa afli raspunsul privitor la documentele necesare si multe altele. Cum au scris colegii mai sus, inmatricularea si toate celelalte (impozit etc.) se fac in judetul de la adresa din CI.

Aici recunosc ca m-ai pierdut.

Si apa. Sa nu fie dura sau murdara.

Salut! Cresti putin bugetul si iei un Karcher. Am doua, in locatii diferite. Pentru uz casnic sunt foarte bune. Nu trebuie sa te astepti sa ai presiunea ca la spalatoriile auto dar face ce trebuie.

In principiu ala din burete se poate curata, celalalt ar trebui probabil schimbat.

@NewRiderr, daca tie si copiilor va place motocicleta aia, eu zic sa mai asteptati putin. In mod normal vanzatorul ar trebui sa primeasca cartea in maxim doua saptamani, chiar daca e dealer neinsemnat. Odata cu motorul si CIV ar trebui sa le soliciti sa-ti dea si o factura cu VIN trecut pe ea, desi cred ca-ti vor da fara sa ceri (o sa ai nevoie de VIN pe factura cand o declari la taxe si impozite/primarie, si la inmatriculare). Daca nu vor, abia atunci treci la masuri extreme si recuperarea banilor, dar e posibil sa dureze alte zile sau saptamani pana primesti banii inapoi si asta va insemna timp pierdut.