Mjollnir

Pai eu am capacul stanga sudat si m-ar interesa sa-l inlocuiesc. Intreaba te rog.

Vreau si eu capace de carbon. Cat costa si de unde?

A dracu legea asta e buna doar cand ne convine noua. Limita de viteza -> lege buna, disculparea cuiva in mod corect -> lege proasta.

Am zis comandat ca sa nu lungesc vorba. De fapt a comandat-o prietenul surorii care e in Anglia si ea mi-o aduce de acolo saptamana viitoare.

Mi-am comandat toba de pe ebay : asta . Vrea cineva o toba stock?

Sarma .

Eu cred ca e destul de simplu sa verifici daca sunt ovale. Verifici diametrul pe o axa si apoi pe cea perpendiculara.

Cum adica l-ai facut? Mie asa imi face al meu daca nu-l las sa se incalzeasca bine si se ineaca din mers un cilindru.

Eu zic asa: daca ai racire cu lichid baga 10w40, ca nu ai probleme cu supraincalzirea. Eu bag 15w50 ca are mai putini aditivi decat 10w50 si pentru ca rezista mai bine la temperaturile mari la care ajunge motorul meu cu racire pe aer+ulei.

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What do you do after you rape a deaf mute? break her fingers so she can't tell anyone. Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A:The pizza can feed a family of 4. What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven. What do you call an old nigger? Antique farming equipment. How can you tell if a black guy is well hung? You can't get your finger through the noose. Q: how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon A: 54, 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 50 in the ash tray How come Mexico isn't in the Olympics? Because everybody who knows how to run, jump or swim is already across the border. A guy had a hobby of running over niggers. One night, he hit two at once with his car, crashing one in the front seat and bouncing the other into a nearby field. As he's trying to remove the guy from the front seat, a cop pulls up to his car. "Looks like we've got a nasty little situation here, buddy." the cop said. "Uh, yes, officer." The guy replied. "I'm really sorry..." The cop interrupted, "Well, the way I see it, we can get this one in the front seat for breaking and entering, and the guy in the field for leaving the scene of an accident." What did the blind, deaf, mute kid get for his birthday? Cancer. Q: what do you get when you put a baby in a box full of razor blades and kick it down a flight of stairs? A: an erection. What do you get when you mix a black guy and a mexican ? Somone too lazy to steal. What does a black kid get for his birthday? Your bike. Q: Whats the difference between a dead nigger on the highway and a dead deer? A: the deer has skid marks in front of it. Q: What do you throw at a drowning nigger? A: His wife and kids. What do you call a dead clown? Heath Ledger Have sex with a girl then do this. You: You don't have aids do you? Her: NO!! You: Good, didn't want to catch that again. MY GRANDPA DIED IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he fell off a guard tower Q: What's bright purple and mows my lawn? A: It's my nigger I'll paint it however I want. 3 guys are on a boat, an italian, a mexican, and an american, they all decide to share what their country has most of and throw it over board, The Italian starts off and takes a nice hot plate of pasta and throws it over board saying "we have to many of those in my country. The Mexican pulls out a burrito and throws it over board saying "We have to many of those in my country" The American pulls out a gun shoots the mexican and throws him overboard and says "We have to many of those in my country A jew has a massive boner and he runs into the wall and goes OUCH MY NOSE An irish man walks out of a bar Why do black people have white palms? because there is a little good in everyone! Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one who had a dream. So a man and his six year old daughter walk into a pharmacy. The man turns to the pharmacist and says, "I need birth control for my daughter." The pharmacist replies, "Is your daughter sexually active?" The man replies, "No, she just lays there like her mother." So I was fucking this chick and I decided to stick it in her ass. She protests and says, "Wasn't that a little presumptuous of you?" to which I replied "Isn't presumptuous a big word for a 5 year old? Why's money green? The jews pick it before it's ripe Why do jews watch porn backwards? They like the part when the hooker gives the money back. Why are jews noses so big? Because air is free. A nigger and a mexican decide to find out who will fall fastest if they jump off a building. They climb a tower and jump at exactly the same time. Who wins? Society. Q: Whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture. Why are niggers so good at basketball? It involves running, shooting, and stealing. Why does Beyonce sing "To the left"? Because niggers don't have rights. What's white on top and black on bottom? Society. whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine? a washing machine dosn't follow you around for a week after you drop a load in it! why did princess Diane cross the street? because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a Shovel

Why do black people always have sex on their mind? Because they have pubic hair on their head. A black guy, a Muslim and wetback walk into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says... "Get the fuck out of here." Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike? A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

A Cowboy is sitting at a bar between an Indian and a Black Guy. The Indian gets drunk starts crying and says, "Once we where many, but now we are few" The black guy says "Yeah, well once we where few but now we are many!" The Cowboy looked at the black guy and said "Well we ain't played Cowboy's and Niggers yet."

De fiecare data cand ma sui pe motor imi zic : "fii in gura ma-tii atent si nu te mai da zmeu". Ontopic : in accidente de genul asta plateste asigurarea celuilalt ceva?

Care e smecheria?

Psychotic Waltz - And The Devil Cried

Haha....20,1 secunde

Comentariu : it's not actually a bikini, it's a three man pup tent.... it just LOOKS like a bikini.

Adevarul despre Eminescu : http://www.sportforum.ro/forum/index.php?s...post&p=2337

Ce parere aveti de uleiul asta? http://www.uleiuri-cosmetice-auto.ro/defau...ID=460&pg=1

Au 8 useri :lol::lol:

Oaia nu are casca...tu faci reclama proasta motociclismului.

Spuneti-mi si mie, credeti ca pot sa montez toba asta pe Bandit? http://bikeshop.ro/handler.php?tip=ac&...amp;zoom=1#foto

LOL...450 de euro? Deocamdata sunt multumit de saua mea. Daca as gasi una ca in link la vreo 100 euro poate atunci as schimba-o. Oricum chiar nu inteleg de unde pretul asta.