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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. „Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask “Are my testicles black” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know sir, I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.” He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, are my testicles black” Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, sir.” The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely Are - my - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k “

pai daca vrei sa te dai si prin paduri nu prea ai ce sa faci cu un 600 sau 650...sunt grele vacile. ia un suzuki drz de 400. nu prea rupe locu' pe autostrada dar e usurel si nu te omoara daca e sa cada pe tine. poate nu ma pricep prea tare la enduro dar am un bmw 650 gs- 2001 pentru oras, fun-enduro si ceva drumuri mai lungi si ptr padure, dealuri shi alte cestii mai hard (inclusiv cross) honda crv 250 - 2005. a! si inca ceva pe honda asta am dat cam 2700. de iepuroi. deci daca ai posibilitatea sa o deplasezi la locul faptei sau daca stai pe langa munti merita banutzu.

traiasca!

intelegem... vacantza, soare, drumuri lungi...dar gata! joaca s-a terminat vrem sa citim...se poate?! cand apare numarul pe septembrie?! ai?!

la Agip-ul din calarasi (bucuresti) nu aveau reviste la vanzare ci numai la promotzie. mie unul mi se pare o prostie...in loc sa dau banii pe revista (bani care, probabil, intra in buzunarul redactziei) trebuie sa bag benzina de doi lei de la Agip shi, poate, primesc gratis o revista. bleah

recomand cu caldura bmw f650 gs il am de 2 luni ( an fabr. 2000) si merge f bine scoala am facut-o pe xt 600 cu cauciucuri supermoto bmw este mai manevrabil de 2 ori io am 174/77 kg