sharpe

aaahahahaa!! "Kevin, God damn it!" Again!

@balck horse: a inteles gresit cainele...probabil au vrut sa-l invete sa faca pipi stand in 2 picioare, dar nu au specificat clar care din ele @cycler: asta ar fi originalul HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario 2: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario 3: Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability. Scenario 4: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman. 2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist. Scenario 5: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock. 2007 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario 6: Pedro fails high school English. 1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college. 2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. Scenario 7: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed. 1957 - Ants die. 2007 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario 8: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. 1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy. This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!!

ma, cred ca tu esti frustrat asa un pic :D

hai mai, fara caterinca, ce e gresit in asta? eu asa am facut si la masini, si la mobra, si a fost totul ok, mii de km fara vreo problema. ce altceva ar fi trebuit sa fac in afara de impins pistonasu si pus placutele noi? (si binenteles facut cateva pedale dupa)?

ne-am prins ma, da e prea banal ca sa fie chiar si sec...in sf, l-ai compus tu sau l-ai citit undeva?

Amy Mcdonald - This is the life

Iaca dupa doi ani jumate de asteptare si exil, am din nou 2 roti spitate sub kur

Si eu caut in zona asta, intrsectia Apusului cu Maniu

posibil...oricum eu inca nu vad muzica sau neoane in poza aia, tot n-am priceput despre ce ce vorba

?? io am dormit 3 ore aznoapte si nu pricep ce e amuzant aici...

adica motociclizm.ro este penultima pagina de pe internet, nu?

Sa faci o treaba ca lumea daca tot faci...

super! p-asta chiar nu-l stiam

ai cautat-o mult mah?? tu de unde sti la ce se gandeste?

eu stiu ca la pistoane nu se umbla. Segmentii sunt facuti pentru diferite cote, mai subtiri sau mai grosi, deci cauta segmenti pt cota mare. Parerea mea

pai nu facem toti treaba asta??

cum mi-am pierdut 3 minute de viata : http://life.hotnews.ro/stiri-fun-5242180-winter-fun.htm ce-a vrut sa insemne asta??

poi nea, poola aia o fost desenata de o femeie sau gay...ca-i desenata invers!! doar daca nu cumva aia o suge prin coor direct

un pic de distractie in paint de dimineata

suta la suta reala (imi rascoleam arhiva de messenger de plictis) belc*****: cat zice-ai c-ai dat pe iPod-u ala? sharpe314: e cadou mah belc*****: cadou?! sharpe314: e vreo 200E in magazin din ce am vazut io belc*****: aha, si ce marca e, Apple?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpovtaBBLCE deadliest fart ever!

da-i ma dreaq ca-s amandoi la fel de urati