The Flying Dutchman

Se rabateaza, ai vrut sa zici, nu?

A guy asked a girl in the library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice, “I don't want to spend the night with you.” All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” The guy responded with a loud voice, “$200 just for one night? That's too much.” And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the boy whispered in her ears, "I study law and I know how to make someone guilty.”

Intre astea trei pe care le-ai pus, as alege PCX125. Comparativ cu ce am propus eu mai sus, adica SH125i, principalele diferente sunt: - are roti mai mici - frana spate pe tambur, nu pe disc - greutatea aproape egala - nu are parbriz si top-case Raman la SH 125i, pentru roti de 16" fata-spate, parbriz, top-case. Fiecare alege ce sa faca cu banii sai. La motociclete ti se pare ca preturile sunt rezonabile? Linhai... chinezariile raman chinezarii. Deocamdata. Dar, cum am scris mai sus, fiecare alege ce sa faca cu banii sai.

A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes. The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?” The wife replied, “I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son.” With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, “Thank God he didn't ask about the other three.”

Salut! https://motociclete.motorteam.ro/modele/honda-sh125i/#honda-sh125i Cam scumpa, dar roti de 16" fata-spate, daca te agiti putin poti capata si un mic discount. Peste Yamaha daca ne referim la scutere de 125cmc, dupa parerea mea. Alt plus, pe langa parbriz vine si cu top-case. Daca vrei ceva mai ieftin, SYM sau Kymco, nu Linhai. Dar ambele vin cu mentenanta la un numar de kilometri mai mic decat la Honda sau Yamaha.

Unele mai mult, altele mai putin, dar cam toate duc lichidul de racire peste 100. Oricum, motocicletele mari nu sunt confortabile si nici eficiente de mers in oras din cauza factorului trafic vs gabarit.

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.” Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?” The man said, “Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.” This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What's the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.” She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what's the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Pare ca era mai bine din punct de vedere al traficului. Soselele cum or fi fost? Eu imi amintesc ca erau pline de gropi, cei care locuiau in Bucuresti cred ca pot da un feedback despre ce probleme aveau la pivoti, bielete etc. Dar mancarea, benzina se gaseau? Caldura era la bloc?

Nu mai spune prostii, zi-i baiatului sa ia R1. E nevoie de curent sa alimenteze camera care sa filmeze cum taiem curbele vitejeste!

Si eu care credeam ca cel mai important este sa ajunga inapoi acasa sanatos! On topic: Bine spus, cu referire la livrarea cuplului mentionata mai sus in topic.

Confirm si aprob pozitiv. Valabil si pentru V2. On topic: OP, s-o stapanesti sanatos si fara incidente. Am vazut ce poate face, am niste prieteni italieni cam nebuni de felul lor si m-au speriat.

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, “I've been a little sick to my stomach.” The older doctor says, “Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?” As they left, the younger man said, “You didn't even examine that woman? How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?” “I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick.” The younger doctor said, “Pretty clever. If you don't mind, I think I'll try that at the next house.” Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said, “I'm feeling terribly run down lately.” “You've probably been doing too much for the church,” the younger doctor told her. “Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps.” As they left, the elder doctor said, “I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is most certainly correct, she's very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?” “I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope and, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the priest under the bed.”

Acopera carburatorul cu folie de plastic sau aluminiu ca sa fii linistit. Schimba bujia. Schimba fisa.

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, “I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does.” The second woman giggled and confessed, “I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft.” The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, “Say, what do you call your husband?” She frowned and said, “The postman.” “Why the postman?” “Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box.”

Nu inchideti nimic pana nu ne lamurim! Despre ce inele este vorba, bre Zoli? Saibe/washers, jicloare/nozzles, sau inele de logonda? Pozele sunt binevenite.

God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complained, “Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK YOU have given me. It gets in the way, and makes me look like a fool”! The Lord said, “Don't complain. It lets you pick up food, drink water, etc. without getting wet”! Next the giraffe complained, “Lord, I HATE THIS LONG NECK! It makes me top heavy, I get terrible neck pains, and people laugh at me”! The Lord said, “Don't complain. It lets you pick the best fruit and leaves from the high branches, and allows you to see a distance”. Then the hen spoke up, “Lord, I don't want to complain… but either let me have a bigger ass or smaller eggs”.

Parca suna mai bine asa.

All tests came back looking good, and the doctor sits down to discuss the results with the patient. “Well, Eric, physiologically everything looks good. How are you doing emotionally and mentally? Are you feeling content, and how's your faith these days? “God and I are on great terms. He knows that I see so poorly these days, so now whenever I go to the bathroom at night, then ‘poof' - the light turns on! And when I'm done peeing, then ‘poof' - the light turns off again!” “Fantastic! That sounds marvelous,” says the doctor. A couple of days later the doctor calls Eric's wife: “Good day, Anna. Eric's vitals are looking good, and he seems to be doing well. The reason for my call is his relation to God. Is it really true that whenever he goes to empty his bladder at night, then ‘poof' - the bathroom light turns on? And when he's done, then ‘poof' - the light turns off again?” Eric's wife sighs: “That old fool. He has started peeing in the fridge again…”

One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees. The boy says to the girl: “Go on climb that tree.” The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants. After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened. Her mum says: “Oh, my stupid girl, he just stood there and watched your pants.” The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met that boy again. He told her to climb again and she did. When she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: “My stupid girl, he just stood there and watched your pants.” The girl replied and said: “No, actually I tricked him, this time I did not wear any pants!”

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. So the new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, “ok, old fart, time to retire.” The old rooster replies, “come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens, look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?” The young rooster says, “Scram! Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over.” The old rooster says, “I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.” The young rooster laughs. “You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start.” So, they get a chicken to cluck “Go!”, and the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He's already about five feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head, “Dang it… third gay rooster I bought this month.”