The Flying Dutchman

Dupa retragerea Simonei Halep, astazi nenorocirea a lovit si golful romanesc! *"golful" se poate inlocui cu "schiul alpin".

A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation. There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he's on his way to The Royal York Hotel. The Cabby heads downtown. On his way he passes Queens Park. “What's that?” says the Texan. “Oh! That's Queens Park,” says the Cabby, “It’s our Provincial Government, it’s like your State Government. Those buildings are almost 200 years old and they are quite big.” “Oh! We have buildings much older than that and at least twice as large,” says the Texan. They continue along and past First Canadian Place. “Holy cow,” says the Texan, “What's that?” “Why, that's First Canadian Place, it's the biggest office complex in the country,” says the Cabby, “it took almost 4 years to build.” “Really,” says the Texan, “why, in Houston they have buildings twice that big, and built in less than half the time.” They continue on the way, the Cabby a little miffed at the bragging, when they drive past the CN Tower. Now the Texan has his head out the window looking up at the 1850′ tower and rotating restaurant at 1300. “Holy Crap!” says the Texan. “What in god’s name is that? How long did it take to build that!” The Cabby nonchalantly glances out the window and says, “Heck if I know, it wasn't there yesterday!”

Ce marca si model de casca e asta?

Un modelator ar putea muta postarile pe topicul deschis de @mas oyama, cu piele si tablarie. Acolo nu cred ca va fi nicio problema daca se discuta despre astea.

Arată foarte bine pentru niște lucrări făcute de un amator, felicitări! Iar asta cu fleur de lys, care îmi pare a fi o husă pentru telefon, este deosebită!

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained. “These fairways seem to be getting longer too,” said one of the others. “The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too,” said the third senior. After hearing enough from his Senior buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said “Quit your dang complaining and just be thankful we're still on the right side of the grass!”

Sa-l stapanesti sanatos! Am vazut unul in Bucuresti anul trecut si am discutat un pic cu proprietarul. Cam scump si cu roti foarte mici, dar isi face treaba in oras daca nu ai de carat bagaje. Cu niste roti macar de 14" ar fi fost o competitie serioasa pentru cele cu motoare termice. @ingineru Tipul ala de anul trecut parea ca merge lejer la 80-90, cat am stat pe langa el. Ar trebui sa aiba si "zvac", fiind electric are cuplu instant. Nu stiu cum sta la autonomie reala, in conditii de exploatare mai "rough".

Nu conteaza. Merge facut macar un drum pana la Constanta si inapoi. Pe A2, desigur.

Carcotasule! Trebuie sa merge-m înainte cu ochii larg inchisi, cum a spus colegul nostru guzzist. Intentia conteaza!

Calare pe motocicleta pe trotuar? Nu e bine sa incalci legea, YNVatatorule... N-auzi ca omu' e chitit sa ocoleasca planeta? Nu mai conteaza cum!

I couldn't see the registration plate. Anything like B-XXX-YNV? On:

Eu as vrea sa dea Dumnezeu, sau dracu', sau cineva, si sa aibă succes de data asta cu provocarea "Ocolul pamantului pe autostrada" (daca nu, am belit-o, ramane sa gasim vreun motociclist prieten cu Umbrarescu, poate-l convinge sa faca o autostrada pe la Ecuator, cu tuneluri pe sub oceane. Poate asa se concentreaza pe costumul caroserie si ne pune si noua ceva poze aici, sa ne inspiram. Altfel, sa fie sanatos!

Flipper's disease is called, and it's contagious.

Aia cu catadioptrul e buna. Se pot folosi pe bicicleta sau trotineta. Au intarituri exterioare pentru a le lungi viata? Sau schimbi vitezele la o iesire si apoi pui ghetele la tomberon? Mai zic o data, pozele nu spun nimic bun despre marfa. Dar si Moise a zis..

A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday the Catholics are driven crazy because, while they're eating fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So the Catholics work on the Jew to convert him to Catholicism. Finally, after many threats and much pleading, the Catholics succeed. They take the Jew to a priest who sprinkles holy water on the Jew and says, “Born a Jew, raised a Jew, now a Catholic.” The Catholics are ecstatic. No more delicious, but maddening smells every Friday evening. But the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue wafts through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rush to the Jew's house to remind him of his new diet. They see him standing over the cooking steak. He is sprinkling water on the meat and saying, “Born a cow, raised a cow, now a fish.”

In plus, sunt noi sau folosite? Si pozele sunt cam... cah...

Cei din generatiile mai tinere nu stiu ca in poza asta sunt, de fapt, doua persoane. Cei din generatiile mai tinere nu stiu ca in poza asta sunt, de fapt, doua persoane. Cei din generatiile mai tinere nu stiu ca in poza asta sunt, de fapt, doua persoane. @apriliacluj, e intentionat, vreau sa detin eu recordul. Dar sper sa nu-l fi provocat pe @Flipper ca, cine stie de ce poate fi in stare...

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and waits to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest melons.

La fel și în Olanda.