The Flying Dutchman

Pe autostrada? Si la 15 grade Celsius? Parca asa a fost ieri.

Câtă răutate, n-am văzut! Omul e în pragul unei descoperiri epocale care va revoluționa mersul pe și pe noi ne foote grija de mărunțișuri ca regulile de circulație! Doar este în altă ligă! Poate este mână-n mână cu ! YNVățătorule, da' o poză cu costumul caroserie nu vede și ochiul nostru?

Se vede ca ai pile.

Nici acum nu intelegem. Cu "costumul caroserie" nu te mai bate vantul din lateral?

Nu de aia e aglomerat la sfarsitul anului, ci pentru ca se intorc capsunarii si pasarile calatoare ciorditoare acasa de sarbatori. La fel e si in perioada de vara sau de Pasti.

Unele sunt chiar interesante (parerea mea, simtul umorului e diferit de la om la persoana sau invers).

Cand o zbura porcu'. Doar nu te bazai pe porcul de @frigider! On topic: @frigider, clipul asta si cel dinaintea lui se aud cel mai bine pana acum - nu discut ideile, stiu ca nu accepti sugestii si nici nu m-am gandit la vreuna. Keep working!

However it's a very smart wordplay. Thumbs up!

A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but it's too far for him and his dog, Old Joe, to walk. He wanders out to the road and flags down a sports car. The driver says, “I'll give you a ride, but that dog can't get in my car.” The farmer says, “Don't worry, Old Joe will keep up.” The driver decides to show off and open up the engine for max speed. Just as he's going into fifth gear, he looks out the window and sees Old Joe right beside him. In amazement, he slams on the brakes and Old Joe comes to a halt. The driver jumps out, exclaiming: “He's the most incredible dog I've ever seen! Is there something special about that collar he's wearing?” The farmer shakes his head and says: “That's not a collar. That's his asshole. He's not used to stopping that fast.”

No idea.

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me.” Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?” “Nonsense,” said the wife. “You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.” The husband climbed out of the bed and counted, “One, two, three, four. You are right, you know.”

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat there?” “Yes”, the wife answers, “why do you ask?” Frustrated, the man answered, “Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!”

A blonde has just inherited a ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help. He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other. She does it but then a week later she comes back and tells the neighbor rancher that it grew back. So he tells her to tie a different colored string around one of the horses neck. She does it but a week later the tie slips off and she has to go back to the neighbor. So he suggest she paint a different color spot on each of the horses. She does and comes back a week later with cookies. She tells the neighbor rancher, “Here I baked these for you. Your plan worked perfectly. I painted a red spot on the black horse and a blue spot on the white horse.”

Brechin niuz: Elena Lasconi isi face cont pe OnlyFans ca sa bata TikTok-ul lui Georgescu.

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