The Flying Dutchman

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and waits to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest melons.

La fel și în Olanda.

A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and says, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She replies, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

A blonde has just inherited a ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help. He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other. She does it but then a week later she comes back and tells the neighbor rancher that it grew back. So he tells her to tie a different colored string around one of the horses neck. She does it but a week later the tie slips off and she has to go back to the neighbor. So he suggest she paint a different color spot on each of the horses. She does and comes back a week later with cookies. She tells the neighbor rancher, “Here I baked these for you. Your plan worked perfectly. I painted a red spot on the black horse and a blue spot on the white horse.”

Sandule, tata, Taiwanul nu e China. Cel putin, nu inca. Cu cine votez, e treaba mea, nu cred ca am afirmat ca am simpatii PSD si nici nu cred ca asta are vreo legatura cu problema de fata. Taiwanul nu e nici Coreea. Pentru ca Kymco este tot din Taiwan. Lasa hatereala deoparte si daca nu ai habar de ce se petrece prin lumea moto, macar pune mana pe carte. De geografie.

Sandule, stim ca ai avut probleme cu cei de la SYM. Dar imi permit sa subliniez doua aspecte: 1. SYM nu este o firma chinezeasca si nici nu este produs sau asamblat in China - dar ai voie sa crezi asta daca esti chinez si esti si nationalist pe deasupra. Basarabia e Romania, Kosovo e Serbia, Catalunia e Spania, Taiwan e China. 2. Se pare ca esti singurul de pe forumul asta care a avut probleme cu dealerul SYM din Romania. Ma opresc aici, pentru detalii cei interesati pot "rasfoi" topicul deschis de @ianachim si dedicat SYM. Ca sa eliminam orice dubiu cu privire la opiniile mele, cred ca merita sa spun si ca nu am, nu am avut si nici nu voi avea SYM. OP, poti lua in calcul si Kymco. Sandu, nici Kymco nu am avut.

Nu cumpara chinezarii. Cat dai, atat face, stii cum se spune. Te bucuri ca iei ceva ieftin si apoi deschizi topicuri cu probleme la ele. Uite ceva ce te-ar putea interesa: https://suzuki.motorteam.ro/modele/address-125/ https://motorteam.ro/scutere/scuter-kymco-skytown-125i-cbs.html Sau aici: https://sym-romania.ro/scutere/

It's probably a matter of money...

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Cu, sau fara costum caroserie?

Daca mai pui si cornier peste bacuri o sa mai poti prinde un ac cu gamalie in menghina aia. Ma rog, intelegi ce vreau sa spun.

Cred ca te referi la Corbu. Daca ai de gand sa folosesti motocicleta/ATV-ul numai pentru a merge/veni la/de la petrecerile alea, nu merita sa arunci banii degeaba, daca ai o masina cu care poti face asta mai sigur si mai confortabil. Daca intr-adevar te mananca, banii nu conteaza, si daca esti temperat la bautura, asa cum ai afirmat, ia un ATV. Oricum nu as recomanda motocicleta cu pasager pe nisip, noaptea, in conditiile in care ai consumat cam mult. Chiar daca nu ai fi incepator, cu siguranta o s-o trantesti. Asta inseamna nervi, timp pierdut, eventuale rani, mai mult sau mai putin grave etc. Your call.

Caranda ofera baterii foarte bune ca raport pret/calitate, dar trebuie mentionat ca nu exista produse fabricate de ei si numai foarte putine sunt asamblate de ei. Altfel, nota 10 pentru preturi, calitatea produselor si asistenta oferita - vorbesc strict din experienta proprie.