The Flying Dutchman

Sa-l stapanesti sanatos! Am vazut unul in Bucuresti anul trecut si am discutat un pic cu proprietarul. Cam scump si cu roti foarte mici, dar isi face treaba in oras daca nu ai de carat bagaje. Cu niste roti macar de 14" ar fi fost o competitie serioasa pentru cele cu motoare termice. @ingineru Tipul ala de anul trecut parea ca merge lejer la 80-90, cat am stat pe langa el. Ar trebui sa aiba si "zvac", fiind electric are cuplu instant. Nu stiu cum sta la autonomie reala, in conditii de exploatare mai "rough".

Nu conteaza. Merge facut macar un drum pana la Constanta si inapoi. Pe A2, desigur.

Carcotasule! Trebuie sa merge-m înainte cu ochii larg inchisi, cum a spus colegul nostru guzzist. Intentia conteaza!

Calare pe motocicleta pe trotuar? Nu e bine sa incalci legea, YNVatatorule... N-auzi ca omu' e chitit sa ocoleasca planeta? Nu mai conteaza cum!

I couldn't see the registration plate. Anything like B-XXX-YNV? On:

Eu as vrea sa dea Dumnezeu, sau dracu', sau cineva, si sa aibă succes de data asta cu provocarea "Ocolul pamantului pe autostrada" (daca nu, am belit-o, ramane sa gasim vreun motociclist prieten cu Umbrarescu, poate-l convinge sa faca o autostrada pe la Ecuator, cu tuneluri pe sub oceane. Poate asa se concentreaza pe costumul caroserie si ne pune si noua ceva poze aici, sa ne inspiram. Altfel, sa fie sanatos!

Flipper's disease is called, and it's contagious.

Aia cu catadioptrul e buna. Se pot folosi pe bicicleta sau trotineta. Au intarituri exterioare pentru a le lungi viata? Sau schimbi vitezele la o iesire si apoi pui ghetele la tomberon? Mai zic o data, pozele nu spun nimic bun despre marfa. Dar si Moise a zis..

A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday the Catholics are driven crazy because, while they're eating fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So the Catholics work on the Jew to convert him to Catholicism. Finally, after many threats and much pleading, the Catholics succeed. They take the Jew to a priest who sprinkles holy water on the Jew and says, “Born a Jew, raised a Jew, now a Catholic.” The Catholics are ecstatic. No more delicious, but maddening smells every Friday evening. But the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue wafts through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rush to the Jew's house to remind him of his new diet. They see him standing over the cooking steak. He is sprinkling water on the meat and saying, “Born a cow, raised a cow, now a fish.”

In plus, sunt noi sau folosite? Si pozele sunt cam... cah...

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and waits to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest melons.

La fel și în Olanda.

A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and says, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She replies, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

A blonde has just inherited a ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help. He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other. She does it but then a week later she comes back and tells the neighbor rancher that it grew back. So he tells her to tie a different colored string around one of the horses neck. She does it but a week later the tie slips off and she has to go back to the neighbor. So he suggest she paint a different color spot on each of the horses. She does and comes back a week later with cookies. She tells the neighbor rancher, “Here I baked these for you. Your plan worked perfectly. I painted a red spot on the black horse and a blue spot on the white horse.”

Sandule, tata, Taiwanul nu e China. Cel putin, nu inca. Cu cine votez, e treaba mea, nu cred ca am afirmat ca am simpatii PSD si nici nu cred ca asta are vreo legatura cu problema de fata. Taiwanul nu e nici Coreea. Pentru ca Kymco este tot din Taiwan. Lasa hatereala deoparte si daca nu ai habar de ce se petrece prin lumea moto, macar pune mana pe carte. De geografie.

Sandule, stim ca ai avut probleme cu cei de la SYM. Dar imi permit sa subliniez doua aspecte: 1. SYM nu este o firma chinezeasca si nici nu este produs sau asamblat in China - dar ai voie sa crezi asta daca esti chinez si esti si nationalist pe deasupra. Basarabia e Romania, Kosovo e Serbia, Catalunia e Spania, Taiwan e China. 2. Se pare ca esti singurul de pe forumul asta care a avut probleme cu dealerul SYM din Romania. Ma opresc aici, pentru detalii cei interesati pot "rasfoi" topicul deschis de @ianachim si dedicat SYM. Ca sa eliminam orice dubiu cu privire la opiniile mele, cred ca merita sa spun si ca nu am, nu am avut si nici nu voi avea SYM. OP, poti lua in calcul si Kymco. Sandu, nici Kymco nu am avut.

Nu cumpara chinezarii. Cat dai, atat face, stii cum se spune. Te bucuri ca iei ceva ieftin si apoi deschizi topicuri cu probleme la ele. Uite ceva ce te-ar putea interesa: https://suzuki.motorteam.ro/modele/address-125/ https://motorteam.ro/scutere/scuter-kymco-skytown-125i-cbs.html Sau aici: https://sym-romania.ro/scutere/