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Mjollnir

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  1. Incercati sa jucati noaptea si singuri "Dead space". Prima data cand l-am jucat m-a speriat chiar si ziua. Din pacate dupa ce scapi de senzatia aia naspa de la inceput, e cam plictisitor.
  2. Why don't black kids play in sandboxes? Cats keep covering them up. What do you say to a black man in uniform? I'd like a Big Mac with fries and a coke. What do you say to a black man in a 3-piece suit? Will the defendant please rise. How was breakdancing invented? Blacks trying to steal the hubcaps off of moving cars. What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit? The bucket. Why do black people always have that funky walk? From dodging a coathanger the first 9 months of their lives. Why are blacks so good at basketball? It involves their 3 favorite pastimes: running, shooting, and stealing. Why don't blacks and Mexicans interbreed? They don't want kids too lazy to steal. Why do so many blacks move to Detroit? They heard there was no jobs there. why do niggers stink? so blind people can hate them too
  3. http://translate.google.com/translate_t?sl...ob%20the%20star
  4. Anti jokes time : Q : Why did the little girl fall from her swing? A : She didn't have any arms. Q : What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A : Getting raped. Knock, knock! Come in.
  5. Sa moara Jiji daca aia de pe LaBrute au vreo logica. Imi iau bataie numai de la d-astia mai slabi ca mine. E vreo smecherie sau ceva?
  6. Cea mai tare melodie VIKING METAL din istorie : Bathory - Foreverdark woods
  7. M-au dat lacrimile. Macar au murit asa cum au vrut: impreuna.
  8. Lungesc si eu lista. Un tir depasind alt tir exact in fata mea. Si eram in primii 100 de km pe motocicleta. Bine ca nu m-am speriat si m-am bagat frumos pe marginea carosabila.
  9. This is the real bash : http://bash.org/
  10. Si ne explici si noua fenomenul asta? Daca temperatura la umbra e 15 grade inseamna ca aerul are aceeasi temperatura peste tot, oricat de repede ai merge prin el.
  11. Eu am pinlock si nu mi se pare nici sensibil, nici incomod, nici nimic. Il recomand 100%.
  12. Da' ce are DC-ul? Si ce legatura are cu web 2.0 sau 3.0 ?
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