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  1. ambreiajul e hidraulic, tocmai l-am aerisit atunci, acu 3 saptamani si era ok. Pur si simplu, e in a 2-a si nu mai misca de-acolo decat in jos. Am dat cateva ture asa cu a 2 a, am zis si io ca poate si-o da drumu, nimic! A, cand bag a 1 a pedala ramane jos, tre sa bag varfu usor dedesupt sa revina la pozitia normala. Au legatura toate astea cu faptul ca a stat 3 saptamani fara ulei ?
  2. motocicleta honda cb650 din 84 problema: dupa ce i-am schimbat uleiul nu mai intra decat 1 si 2 in mers. pe loc (cu motorul oprit) se pare ca ar intra si in celelate trepte - are afisaj in bord cu treapta. moto a stat vreo 3 saptamani fara ulei, l-am scurs atunci pe cel vechi, dar uleiul nou l-am pus abea ieri. inainte de asta intra in viteze ok. ce sa fie, ce sa fie? de transmisii chiar nu prea am habar
  3. hai mai nea ca m-ai tinut in suspans degeaba. credeam ca se-ntampla vreo ghidusie mare, dar aia pare o cazatura normala... Sau te dai mare cu ce aparat foto bengos ai? a?
  4. nea, de unde vulcanizare in padure?? cand pleci hai hui pe coclauri iti iei niste petice reci si o pompa, normal. Unii o au in rucsac, in topcase, asta mai inventiv si-a legat-o de ghidon, ce mare veselie? PS: stiu, exista si spray-uri
  5. Pixar - Presto bugs bunny e copil pe langa asta Pt Marinaru68: Nu sunt eu sunt magicianul!
  6. l-am primit si io pe mess... cineva nu si-a baut cafeaua azi...tu daca pui aici bancuri cu Bula vrei sa arati ca esti prost, sau ce?
  7. http://www.mobilierselect.ro/ pt 300 euro...
  8. bancuri de buna calitate aici? daca vad unu pe luna e bine (afara de cele postate de mine, binenteles )
  9. Two guys in a life raft in the middle of the ocean. One sees an old bottle floating. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "For letting me out, I will grant you one wish." The guy says, (without thinking) "Turn this ocean into beer". And the ocean turns into the best beer anybody has ever tasted. The second guy says to the first, "You idiot, now we'll have to piss in the boat". DATING AROUND THE WORLD: WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: You get terrific head. Second Date: You get even more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuanastrip. ARAB WOMEN: First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. Second Date: Guy is shot dead. No third date.
  10. pai in poze sunt Smuci si prietena lui mai...
  11. is de acu 100 de ani pozele alea... si mie...
  12. mda. oricum criza grava de bancuri bune (si noi) in ultima vreme. Se zbate lumea sa gaseasca un alta pe youtube, dar...
  13. Si e frumos sa razi de un om fara picioare?
  14. Pregnant G/F :) :) si una pt aitisti: Website is down
  15. ma, de ce nu desfaceti voi fiecare un furtun de apa cu mobra stand pe loc si motoru la relanti sa vedeti cat de repede curge??
  16. zici ca-i tradus cu pewla =)) =)) =)) puneti mai mana si invatati engleza.
  17. nea, nu zic, daca locuiesti intr-o zona ecuatorial-tropicala, unde ai temperaturi de 50-60 de grade la nivelul solului tot anul, un lichid d-ala ar fi folositor, ca motorul ala iti ajunge oricum la 90 de grade in 2 minute. Si decat sa-ti pui ventilator cat china, sau ala mic pe care-l ai sa mearga intr-una, mai bun un lichid d-asta minune. Dar voua la ce va trebuie??? Hai, ca a fost azi mai cald, dar in rest? Mai citeam de unii care, din grija excesiva pt motor (auto), isi puneau ulei muult peste nivelul maxim, mai bine sa fie sa se unga bine motoru
  18. pai daca lucrurile sunt asa simple ca in poza aia, n-ar fi mare lucru. Sa prinzi furtunele alea cum trebuie, altfel mai rau decat sa nu mearga sistemul si sa franezi tot taras ca inainte n-are ce sa se intample. N-am auzit de ABS blocat pe pana acu... Altfel proiect interesant ar fi sistem ABS pt comunista, frana cu cablu PS: invatati mai engleza, e cam rusinos sa nu cunosti in ziua de azi...ca si cum acu 100 de ani n-ai fi stiut sa mulgi vaca Stupid bike... :) Vroia sa spuna ca daca aia iti vor cere un act oficial (pe care evident nu il ai) vei avea o motocicleta nefolositoare, care nu face cat o ceapa degerata (worthless) .
  19. maaa, sa fii tu mai cu moț!! america, caracal...nu-i tot aia?
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