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[MotoRocker]

Silly and Unusual Motorcycle Names

 

1. Adonis

 

Adorn your product with the name of a handsome Greek god and you better design something striking. A good place to start would be somewhere other than this 48-cc, early 1950s motorbike, essentially the 98-pound weakling of the motorcycle universe.

 

2. Anker

 

Here's an idea: Name your sporty motorcycle after an object used to render vehicles stationary. At least this 1950s German company didn't make boats.

 

3. Stahl

 

Perhaps this was not the best choice of name for an American bike built during the motorcycle's formative -- and typically unreliable -- years, in the early 1910s.

 

4. Satan

 

Perhaps the name given to these big single-cylinder bikes from the late 1920s was acceptable in its native Czechoslovakia, but it didn't go over well on this side of the pond. Since the make only lasted one year, they apparently had a devil of a time selling them.

 

5. Thor

 

Name a bike after the Norse god of thunder, and it better live up to its

name -- and the Thor did. First produced in 1907, Thors were big 76-cubic-inch (about 1250-cc) V-twin brutes that rivaled contemporary Harley-Davidsons for speed. But due to the competitive environment, Thor ceased motorcycle production by 1920.

 

6. Honda Dream

 

Japanese manufacturers have always leaned toward whimsical names for their machines, so it was hardly a surprise when the Dream became reality in the early 1960s. When this 305-cc bike arrived on American shores with its skirted fenders, stamped-steel frame and forks, and somewhat bulbous bodywork, typical '60s names like Venom, Tiger, or Commando hardly seemed appropriate, so the Dream was born. The Dream was a surprising success and sold under the Honda emblem for nearly ten years.

 

7. Snob

 

This 1920s German bike sported a lowly 155-cc single-cylinder engine that really gave it no reason to brag.

 

8. New Motorcycle

 

A midsize bike built in France during the 1920s, one can't help but imagine an Abbott and Costello-type routine:

 

"What's that?"

"A New Motorcycle."

"Duh . . . I know it's a new motorcycle. But what is it?"

"I just told you."

"All I know is it's a new motorcycle."

"Then why did you ask?"

 

9. Silver Pigeon

 

From 1946 to 1964, these scooters were quite popular in Japan, but it's hard to imagine the name would fly in the States.

 

10. Genial-Lucifer

 

Like jumbo shrimp, the two words just don't seem to go together. Nevertheless, this French builder of small to midsize motorcycles managed to tough it out for 28 years (1928-1956), which is more than can be said for most upstarts of the period.

 

11. Juncker

 

Blame it on the language barrier, but there's no way this small French bike of the 1930s would have sold very well in the States.

 

12. Sissy

 

An Austrian company chose this name to grace a mini-scooter that lasted only one year (1957). What were they thinking?

 

13. RIP

 

Seemingly doomed from the start, this English motorcycle company was born in 1905 and gone by 1909. May it rest in peace.

 

14. Flying Merkel

 

Ridiculous as its moniker sounds, this big American bike of the early 1900s lived up to its billing, as Flying Merkels set several speed records thanks to their advanced V-twin engines.

 

15. Harley-Davidson Fat Boy

 

One of Harley-Davidson's best sellers, the Fat Boy is a beefy motorcycle, originally offered in 1990 on the company's big softail frame with a large 1340-cc V-twin engine and unique solid wheels. This bulky bike is still sold today in an even "fatter" 1584-cc form.

 

16. Whizzer Pacemaker

 

In the years after World War II, Whizzer offered a three-horsepower engine that could be bolted to a conventional bicycle to turn it into a rudimentary form of motorized transport. "Put a Whizzer on it!" trumpeted the ads, and thousands did. The company soon came out with a complete motorbike, the Whizzer Pacemaker, which some credit with starting the scooter revolution that led to the company's demise in the mid-1950s.

 

17. Wackwitz

 

Perhaps in its native Germany the name isn't so amusing, but this early 1920s maker of small "clip on" engines (much like those sold by Whizzer) lasted only two years. And one can imagine why: "Put a Wackwitz on it!" just doesn't have the same ring.

[IceLord]

Imnul EMO

 

Sunt un EMO depravat,

Am o freza de (cuvant urat),

Seman cu-n extraterestru

Si la plans yo sunt maestru!

Yo vreau sa ma sinucid

Ca la minte nu?s lucid.

Lumea spune k sunt varza,

Da' mereu am vrut sa fiu barza.

In oras yo ies machiat

Sa arat k un stricat,

In roz ma imbrac mereu...

Sunt o fata, sa mor eu!

Acum vreau sa va cant ceva

Si va spun e prea belea!

Beton Armat!

Editat Mai 28, 2008 de IceLord

[Misterio]

http://www.trilulilu.ro/AIexandru/637cb795d69dfb

 

[Smooch]

[Damutz20]

Poate l-ati mai vazut...dar e super tare! http://www.trilulilu.ro/chien/ab6470ebd4a386

Enjoy!

[bMaNiAc]

[Grigu]

tanti dansand la bara intr-un club.

fara protectia muncii

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzPXlO9ChH4...feature=related

[grumpy]

 

Acum inteleg de ce exista ciori care sunt pesti

[Just_John]

Na, ca Laba are candidat serios!!

 

 

..daca ma screm umpiculescu, sunt sigur ca-i gasesc cateva sloganuri!!

 

..jen "Noi suntem cu Muia!" "Cu incredere, cu Muia!" "Nu face Laba ce face Muia!" et caetera..

Editat Mai 29, 2008 de Just_John

[amimagz]

Na, ca Laba are candidat serios!!

 

 

..daca ma screm umpiculescu, sunt sigur ca-i gasesc cateva sloganuri!!

 

..jen "Noi suntem cu Muia!" "Cu incredere, cu Muia!" "Nu face Laba ce face Muia!" et caetera..

-Cu ce-ai votat?

-Cu muia!!

[Ovii]

Care e asemanare dintre o maioneza si un EMO ?

 

 

DAca nu e batut cum trebe se taie

 

ah..mi-ai luat-o inainte:P

Editat Mai 29, 2008 de Ovii

[Oryon]

Care este asemanarea dintre un EMO si maioneza? Daca nu e batut cum trebuie, se taie!

 

 

Care e asemanare dintre o maioneza si un EMO ?

 

 

DAca nu e batut cum trebe se taie

 

 

hivemind

[Just_John]

Na, ca Laba are candidat serios!!

 

 

..daca ma screm umpiculescu, sunt sigur ca-i gasesc cateva sloganuri!!

 

..jen "Noi suntem cu Muia!" "Cu incredere, cu Muia!" "Nu face Laba ce face Muia!" et caetera..

Pentru ca multi suntem anti-politica, bagam una bucata anunt matrimonial:

 

[grumpy]

Vine un turist prin Romania. Intra intr-un bar, si cere un whisky. La un moment dat, langa el se pune un emo-kid. Vanzatorul nu mai sta pe ganduri, scoate o pusca de vantoare, i-o pune intre felinare si ii zboara creierii. Toata lumea din bar statea linistita, impasibila, la care turistul uimit:

- Poi bine dom`le, chiar asa sa omorati un om nevinovat? Ce a facut bietu om?

- E emo-kid, la noi sunt asa de multi incat s-a legalizat uciderea lor.

Auzind acestea, turistu merge, isi cumpara o pusca, ia niste insigne, le arunca pe strada si se pune la panda. Nu trec 5 minute, ca zona e ticsita de emo-kids. Asta nu sta pe ganduri si incepe sa-i ciuruiasca, la care apare un echipaj al politiei care-l ia pe sus si-l duce la inchisoare.

Turistul:

- Poi bine dom`le, da parca aici e legal sa omori emo!

Politaiul:

- da ma, e legal, da nu ai voie sa-i momesti!!

[Mike06]

imnul emo...:

SUNT UN E-M-O ADEVARAT,SI AM O FREZA DE cacao,DAR LA PLANS EU IST MAESTRU !HAIDE SA PLNAGEM UN PIC SA VEZI CE BINE MA SIMT!

-profesoara catre un emo-kid:

-mai baiete ,,ce naiba te-a apucat ca erai cum se cade?de ce nu mai inveti si nu iti mai scrii temele?

-poi ora la care ma ocupam de scoala era intre 13:00 si 14:00 dar acum este ora de plans!

 

un emo-kid zbura cu un avion...:

-TURNUL DE CONTROL!!! raspunde

-da....

-cer permisiunea de aterizare

-coordonatele si numele pilotului

-nu stiu dom'le ca plange

-atunci cine e?pilotul secundar?

-si ala plange..

-atunci cine mama DRK e?

-pilotul automat!

[sharpe]

asta nu'i anunt matrimonial ma, asta isi cauta amant (1/4 )

se vede ca nu esti om insurat...ea e 3/4 si barbatelul e 1/4. Chestia cu jumatatea e aberatie romantica, in realitate femeia dicteaza. Si s-a prins de mica bestia.

 

PS: deja s-au fumat emo, chiar nu mai e funny sa adaptezi aiurea bancuri

Editat Mai 29, 2008 de sharpe

[Pupila Dilatata]

Adam se intoarce acasa noaptea tarziu. Eva, care il astepta fara sa

doarma, il ia in primire:

* Te vezi cu alta femeie, nu-i asa?

* Nu fi proasta, tu esti singura femeie de pe Pamant, ii raspunse el.

Mai tarziu, in timp ce dormea, Adam se trezeste gadilat pe spate.

* Ce faci acolo ?

* Tu ce crezi...? Iti numar coastele

[IceLord]

Pentru ca multi suntem anti-politica, bagam una bucata anunt matrimonial:

 

So mutat matrimoniale la FUN........ Apropo ma doare capul de atata matematica!

[pirvulescu]

De ce latra cainii la rotile masinilor pe strada?

 

Tu ce ai face da ti-ai vedea toaleta rostogolidu-se pe astfalt?

[grumpy]

za cat iz on za teibal!

[Sniky]

Doi soferi de basculanta:

- Ba mi s-a sticat bascula.

- Cum asa ?

- Pai ba scula ba nu scula.

 

 

glume de soferi.. )

[grumpy]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7sKWo3Q-UZ8

[RobbieB]

- De unde provine "lâna pură virgină" ?

 

- Numai de la oile... urâte !!!!

[grumpy]

 

Care stiti sa cantati asa la chitara?