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[Lup69]

1 hour ago, The Flying Dutchman said:

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Not this kind, should be with MOPAR filters....

[The Flying Dutchman]

It's probably a matter of money...

 

[Penetru]

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Gimbal calibration or some sort of malfunction on the human interface?

[The Flying Dutchman]

[Penetru]

Let's dream, I would need two donuts..

 

 

 

 

 

Tech bitches...

 

 

 

 

 

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[ENEOS]

Alcoolul, aci e pt English speakers!

 

On:

 

[apriliacluj]

 

Yepp, you're right!! :))

[The Flying Dutchman]

A blonde has just inherited a ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help.
He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other.
She does it but then a week later she comes back and tells the neighbor rancher that it grew back.
So he tells her to tie a different colored string around one of the horses neck.
She does it but a week later the tie slips off and she has to go back to the neighbor.
So he suggest she paint a different color spot on each of the horses.
She does and comes back a week later with cookies. She tells the neighbor rancher, “Here I baked these for you. Your plan worked perfectly. I painted a red spot on the black horse and a blue spot on the white horse.”

[Lup69]

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A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and says, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She replies, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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[The Flying Dutchman]

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and waits to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest melons.