nistea Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Baiete, daca incepi ceva, du asta pina la capat si daca iei pumni in ceafa, suporta-i ca un barbat. Da, recunosc ca am facut o prostie, coborindu-ma la nivelul tau. Mea culpa. Ne invirtim in jurul cozii, pe bune... Urmatorul subiect, va rog... nu tu te-ai coborat la nivelul meu..ci eu la nivelul tau, dar ma bucur ca am dat de petrol . cu ce ne invartim in jurul cozii? ziceai ca "o discutie, chiar in contradictoriu, poate fi constructiva si nu este sinonim cu cearta." batrane, hai noroc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceLord Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 nu tu te-ai coborat la nivelul meu..ci eu la nivelul tau, dar ma bucur ca am dat de petrol . cu ce ne invartim in jurul cozii? ziceai ca "o discutie, chiar in contradictoriu, poate fi constructiva si nu este sinonim cu cearta." batrane, hai noroc! Da voi ce faceti aici?Va dati cu liftul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adriandracul Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 eu sint mai rocar, eu sint mai metalist, eu ascult paganini, frate am scapat de complexele astea cand aveam 13 ani. eu daca ies in bermude si in slapi sa mi iau tigari ca mi e lene sa pun geaca de motor pe mine oricum se uita urat toata lumea parerea mea e ca muzica nu l face pe om. intr adevar il influenteaza, ii influenteaza aparenta si comportamentul intr o oarecare masura totusi... enciclopedii muzicale si look de nu stiu cum. nu ti lasi plete sa te vada altii si nu ti pui cercei ca da bine. cand ma tatuez imi place senzatia si cand ma dau cu motoru ma simt liber si ma bucur. satanizare placuta de halloween ! numai bine tuturor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceLord Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Happy Happy Helloween! Concert MANOWAR in ROMANIA!Biletele inca nu s-au pus la vanzare ! http://www.metalhead.ro/Stire-Concert_MANO...FEST-12113.html Daca reuseste careva sa afle de unde pot cumpara bilete va rog sa ma anuntati! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill_Himself Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 (edited) Should I buy a Harley-Davidson? If you can answer "NO" to one or more of the following, there's a good chance you'd be at home on a Harley-Davidson: * Can you actually ride a motorcycle? * Are you satisfied with the size of your penis? * No, really, are you satisfied with the size of your penis? * Okay, is your wife satisfied with the size of your penis? * Are you still in denial even though your wife is blowing the pool boy right now? * Does it bother you that your parents love all your siblings much more than they love you? * Does a big-ass, 700-pound piece of costume jewelry seem pathetic and desperate to you? * Are value, engineering, or performance remotely important to you? Still not sure? You'd be a great Harley-Davidson owner if you can answer "YES" to any of these: * Are you a weak-minded joiner who has to follow the crowd in order to express his individuality? * Is your ass so fat that you can't lift your leg far enough to mount a real motorcycle? * Do you decry homosexuality as a sin against God...except when you're in prison (again)? * Are you an accountant, dentist, or engineer desperately in need of a street-cred injection? * Do you have major issues with self-esteem? * Are you hoping a shiny new H-D will attract the babes despite your sunken chest and small penis? * Do you consider your hearing (and everyone else's) an annoying inconvenience? * Would you rather bolt useless shiny stuff to your bike than actually ride it? * Do you have hardly any sense at all but a whole lot of cash? Edited November 5, 2008 by Roadkill_Himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceLord Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 (edited) Should I buy a Harley-Davidson? If you can answer "NO" to one or more of the following, there's a good chance you'd be at home on a Harley-Davidson: * Can you actually ride a motorcycle? * Are you satisfied with the size of your penis? * No, really, are you satisfied with the size of your penis? * Okay, is your wife satisfied with the size of your penis? * Are you still in denial even though your wife is blowing the pool boy right now? * Does it bother you that your parents love all your siblings much more than they love you? * Does a big-ass, 700-pound piece of costume jewelry seem pathetic and desperate to you? * Are value, engineering, or performance remotely important to you? Still not sure? You'd be a great Harley-Davidson owner if you can answer "YES" to any of these: * Are you a weak-minded joiner who has to follow the crowd in order to express his individuality? * Is your ass so fat that you can't lift your leg far enough to mount a real motorcycle? * Do you decry homosexuality as a sin against God...except when you're in prison (again)? * Are you an accountant, dentist, or engineer desperately in need of a street-cred injection? * Do you have major issues with self-esteem? * Are you hoping a shiny new H-D will attract the babes despite your sunken chest and small penis? * Do you consider your hearing (and everyone else's) an annoying inconvenience? * Would you rather bolt useless shiny stuff to your bike than actually ride it? * Do you have hardly any sense at all but a whole lot of cash? Cateva din intrebari nu prea se potrivesc cu publicul roman Are you still in denial even though your wife is blowing the pool boy right now? Cred-ca sunt putini care nu avem o piscina (pintre ei ma numar si eu), sa nu mai zic de pool boy ; poate ar merge intrebarea daca ai schimba 'pool boy" cu un instalator Edited November 5, 2008 by IceLord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill_Himself Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Choppers Choppers are wicked. You can be wearing clown pants, have a computer mouse hanging out of your pocket, and be wearing Groucho Marx glasses, and you will still look cool on a chopper. Choppers have high visual thermodynamic transduction abilities. That is, they don’t just make you look cool, they also make you look hot. Unlike most things, this is equally true for both sexes. Anyone riding a chopper can expect 30-75% more sexual interest than those not riding a chopper. However, it is very important to stop the chopper before engaging in sexual activity, and for extra safety it might be a good idea to get off it as well. For concentrated sexual magnification, choppers are unrivalled. They are also comfortable to sit on, but useful for bugger all else. Bikers Bikers are people addicted to riding. They often form clubs and go for long rides for no obvious reason. They can be identified by their blissful expressions whenever on two wheels and by the way their throttle hand twitches whenever they’re not on a motorbike. Almost as many bikers die of pneumonia from riding in unfavourable weather as in traffic accidents. Great big children who never grew up. They like their bikes loud, shiny, and exaggerated so everyone notices them. They always join clubs where they can be mean and tough together and go around breaking the law and stuff. Enemies of Choppers The following things will attempt to destroy choppers and their riders whenever possible: * The weather * Volvos * Mazdas * Soccer Moms * Four wheel drives/SUVs * Cars in general * Trucks * People using mobile phones * Centrifugal force * Trees * Sign posts * Cable safety barriers * Oil slicks * Puddles * Dirt piles * Insect swarms * Low-flying birds * Gravity It is a well-known fact that motorcycles in general, and choppers in praticular, have the ability to turn themselves and their riders completely invisible to all other traffic except police officers, to whom the opposite effect occurs. Motorcycles in the Wild Motocycles come in many varieties (breeds), and while the machines themselves are a tolerant species, their riders are much less tolerant of one another. By simple virtue of asthetics or functionality certain types of riders gravitate to certain breeds of motorbikes. In many ways this anomaly can be directly compared with, and in some instances correlated to dog owners. The choppers tend to attract dark leather and chap clad overweight middle-aged males intent on chasing down trailer-trash moms and their jailbait daughters. It is thought by many researchers that this occurs primarily due to physical limitations in this demographic that require an uncomfortable bike that consumes inordinate amounts of fuel for its substandard level of performance. This way they don't feel inadequate when they choose to remain near their home for fear that their hemorrhoids may begin to act up. Furthermore the chopper is unquestionably the loudest breed of motorcycle, making it easier for the geriatrics of the bike world to assert their masculinity. .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pannoniachopper Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Should I buy a Harley-Davidson? If you can answer "NO" to one or more of the following, there's a good chance you'd be at home on a Harley-Davidson: * Can you actually ride a motorcycle? * Are you satisfied with the size of your penis? * No, really, are you satisfied with the size of your penis? * Okay, is your wife satisfied with the size of your penis? * Are you still in denial even though your wife is blowing the pool boy right now? * Does it bother you that your parents love all your siblings much more than they love you? * Does a big-ass, 700-pound piece of costume jewelry seem pathetic and desperate to you? * Are value, engineering, or performance remotely important to you? Still not sure? You'd be a great Harley-Davidson owner if you can answer "YES" to any of these: * Are you a weak-minded joiner who has to follow the crowd in order to express his individuality? * Is your ass so fat that you can't lift your leg far enough to mount a real motorcycle? * Do you decry homosexuality as a sin against God...except when you're in prison (again)? * Are you an accountant, dentist, or engineer desperately in need of a street-cred injection? * Do you have major issues with self-esteem? * Are you hoping a shiny new H-D will attract the babes despite your sunken chest and small penis? * Do you consider your hearing (and everyone else's) an annoying inconvenience? * Would you rather bolt useless shiny stuff to your bike than actually ride it? * Do you have hardly any sense at all but a whole lot of cash? True, very true. Intrebarea insa e, daca intrebarile sunt valabile si pentru HD-urile negru mat cu cadru rigid, fara nici o inscriptie gen HD, ruginite, prafuite, pline cu ulei, stil Rat Bike sau Mad Max. Pentru mine astia inseamna Harley-ul adevarat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motomaniac Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 de acord cu Panonia..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IceLord Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 MAMA CATA DREPTATE ARE OMU" ASTA, si in plus e si haios!!! NO sa vedeti femei bengoase aci: Cand o sa fie si la noi un club de HELL DOLLS sau ceva de genu' asta !? More stuff: http://www.devildollsmc.org/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill_Himself Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 http://www.knucklebusterinc.com/ http://www.knucklebusterinc.com/features/category/tech/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip_HD Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 A aparut si un serial ce implica motociclisti... Sons of Anarchy. Ca de obicei, disponibil pe torrente... de rahat serialul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceLord Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 de rahat serialul Mie mi se pare foarte bun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Daca spui ca e de rahat, ar fi interesant sa citim si argumentele... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
->Bullet<- Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Happy Happy Helloween! Concert MANOWAR in ROMANIA!Biletele inca nu s-au pus la vanzare ! http://www.metalhead.ro/Stire-Concert_MANO...FEST-12113.html Daca reuseste careva sa afle de unde pot cumpara bilete va rog sa ma anuntati! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT D P METALHEAD !!! see you there warrior ?! http://www.metalhead.ro/Stire-Detalii_desp...owar-12129.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceLord Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT D P METALHEAD !!! see you there warrior ?! http://www.metalhead.ro/Stire-Detalii_desp...owar-12129.html Deja mi-au ajuns biletele acasa , asa ca ne vedem la concert HAIL BROTHER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill_Himself Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Deja mi-au ajuns biletele acasa , asa ca ne vedem la concert HAIL BROTHER! Nu m-am uitat la link, dar pare-se ca vorbiti de Manowar. Am ghicit? Daca da: how gay is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 As gay as you are and more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
->Bullet<- Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Nu m-am uitat la link, dar pare-se ca vorbiti de Manowar. Am ghicit? Daca da: how gay is this? urat roadkill urat.... Deja mi-au ajuns biletele acasa , asa ca ne vedem la concert HAIL BROTHER! ATAT IceLord ! Ne vedem acolo ma brother ( pt Roadkill : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceLord Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Nu m-am uitat la link, dar pare-se ca vorbiti de Manowar. Am ghicit? Daca da: how gay is this? Daca vrei varianta gay a MANOWAR este formatia italiana NANOWAR , serios vorbesc numa ca o sa razi de o sa te spargi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill_Himself Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Daca vrei varianta gay a MANOWAR este formatia italiana NANOWAR , serios vorbesc numa ca o sa razi de o sa te spargi! Thanks, but no thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceLord Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Thanks, but no thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Should I buy a Harley-Davidson? If you can answer "NO" to one or more of the following, there's a good chance you'd be at home on a Harley-Davidson: * Can you actually ride a motorcycle? * Are you satisfied with the size of your penis? * No, really, are you satisfied with the size of your penis? * Okay, is your wife satisfied with the size of your penis? * Are you still in denial even though your wife is blowing the pool boy right now? * Does it bother you that your parents love all your siblings much more than they love you? * Does a big-ass, 700-pound piece of costume jewelry seem pathetic and desperate to you? * Are value, engineering, or performance remotely important to you? Still not sure? You'd be a great Harley-Davidson owner if you can answer "YES" to any of these: * Are you a weak-minded joiner who has to follow the crowd in order to express his individuality? * Is your ass so fat that you can't lift your leg far enough to mount a real motorcycle? * Do you decry homosexuality as a sin against God...except when you're in prison (again)? * Are you an accountant, dentist, or engineer desperately in need of a street-cred injection? * Do you have major issues with self-esteem? * Are you hoping a shiny new H-D will attract the babes despite your sunken chest and small penis? * Do you consider your hearing (and everyone else's) an annoying inconvenience? * Would you rather bolt useless shiny stuff to your bike than actually ride it? * Do you have hardly any sense at all but a whole lot of cash? HAHAHAHAHA! Ce tare e! Ea sa ne uitam mai bine la cei care au harley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violetbiker Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 HAHAHA,ce slaba e!Am trei prieteni in Timisoara cu Harley,am umblat toata vara impreuna si toti trei rup fasu'.Terminati cu prostiile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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