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wtf?

asta-i fun?

abia astept. nu mi-am platit impozitul pe mobra. let them come...

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A woman writes to the IT
Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall
system performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs
such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?

Replay

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating
System.

Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse
of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or
Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring
Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT
under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not
attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is
a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!

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