The Flying Dutchman

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat there?” “Yes”, the wife answers, “why do you ask?” Frustrated, the man answered, “Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!”

A blonde has just inherited a ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help. He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other. She does it but then a week later she comes back and tells the neighbor rancher that it grew back. So he tells her to tie a different colored string around one of the horses neck. She does it but a week later the tie slips off and she has to go back to the neighbor. So he suggest she paint a different color spot on each of the horses. She does and comes back a week later with cookies. She tells the neighbor rancher, “Here I baked these for you. Your plan worked perfectly. I painted a red spot on the black horse and a blue spot on the white horse.”

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Nu-l supara, ca acu' mai posteaza vreo doua de pe pagina anterioara! Cum o fo aia cu caruta... On (si de "sezon"):

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Nici nu stiu de ce ma obosesc. Cum am zis, nu bagati in seama mesajul, faceti cum credeti ca e mai bine.

Salut! Si la mine face la fel. Am uitat sa spun, n-am ATV, la mine face asa la bicicleta.

Pentru saraci, atentie la Austria, unele dintre vignette trebuie achizitionate cu 14 sau 18 zile inainte (in procesul online). Bogatii, nu bagati in seama acest mesaj, faceti cum stiti voi mai bine.