The Flying Dutchman

O motocicleta cinstita, si eu as fi ales-o, cum am zis cateva pagini mai inainte. Daca va fi macar aproape de suratele ei mai batrane la partea de fiabilitate, o sa te poarte pe drumuri timp indelungat. Sa o stapanesti sanatos!

Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Thomas replied, “Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them.” His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother.” A few months later they meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?” With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.” The friend said, “Then what's the problem?” Thomas replied, “My father doesn't like her.”

Am vazut, am dat-o ca exemplu. Un cunoscut a luat o Honda de la ei, tot dupa ce promotia expirase, a sunat si mai aveau pe stoc. Tot ca exemplu, eu as lua Transalpul. Ca si initiatorul, am avut un KLE 500, pret de vreo doi ani si vreo 25000km. De pe KLE pe Transalp nu va vedea nicio diferenta majora, daca nu luam in calcul imbunatatirile oferite de faptul ca e o motoreta noua si are injectie, ABS etc. Dar basic e acelasi motor "moartea pasiunii" (dar buletproof), centru de greutate ridicat samd.

Speedy, si eu sunt de aceeasi parere cu Ruginel. Uite aici una noua model '23, mai pui ceva parale peste cele 8000 si o iei virgina!

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,' he said, ‘careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stıck! Careful! Careful! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them! You know you always forget to salt them! Use the! Salt! Use the salt! The salt!' The wife stared at him. ‘What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

When Big Peter McFlannel dies in Glasgow, his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once, so she goes to the newspaper and says, “I'd like tae place an obituary fur ma late husband.” The man at the desk says “OK, how much money dae ye have?” The old woman replies “£5” to which the man says, “You won’t get many words for that but write something and we'll see if it's ok”. So the old woman writes something and hands it over the counter and the man reads “Peter McFlannel, fae Parkheid, deid”. The clerk feels guilty at the abruptness of the statement and encourages the old woman to write a few more things. The old woman ponders and then adds a few more words and hands the paper over the counter again. The clerk then reads “Peter Reid, fae Parkheid deid. Ford Escort for sale.”

A lawyer has a terrible accident. He parked by the side of the road and opened the driver's side door, when all of a sudden an eighteen-wheeler truck came out of nowhere and took off the driver's side door with it. “NOOO! My Jaguar, my Jaguar!” the lawyer screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. A police officer saw the car without a door and came over to check out if the man was OK. The lawyer ran up to him yelling, “MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!” “You're a lawyer, aren't you?” asked the officer. “Yes, I am, but what does that have to do with my car?!?” the lawyer asked. The officer replied, “Ha! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your prestige and your possessions. You must have been holding the car door when it got hit - I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing, did you?” The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed, “MY ROLEX!”

La care se adauga avantajul substantial oferit de economia facuta la echipament, maieurile si papucii sunt ieftine. On topic, OP poate lua in calcul un adv mare.

Nu dati banii pe prostii! Cumparati chinezarii! Degeaba scriem noi aici ca sunt niste mizerii sinistre, fraierii tot vor pune botu'.

A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. After some timer the passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk and stops inches from a shop window. The driver says, "Look friend, don't ever do that again! You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologizes and says he didn't realize that a "little tap" could scare him so much. The driver replies, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver; I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years."

Speaking with the General It was a dark, stormy, night. The marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A general stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out “Sir, good evening, sir!” The general, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said “Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?” Well, it wasn't a nice night, but the private wasn't going to disagree with the general, so the he saluted again and replied “Sir, yes sir!” The general continued, “You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?” The private didn't agree, but then the private was just a private, and responded “Sir, yes sir!” The general, pointing at the dog, “This is a golden retriever, the best type of dog to train.” The private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said “Sir, yes sir!” The general continued “I got this dog for my wife.” The private simply said “Good trade, sir!”

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby, a pretty hip guy with his own car, goes to pick up his date. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. “Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?” he says. “That's cool,” says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds, “Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.” Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat it. “Oh yeah," says Carrie's father, "our Carrie really loves to screw. She'd screw all night if we'd let her!” Well, this makes Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening is beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: “Damn it, Daddy! It's called the twist!”

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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my way to a lesson about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replies, “That would be my wife.”

A cat dies and goes to heaven. God says “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask”. The cats says: “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors”. God says: “Say no more.” Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, six mice die and go to heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that he made the cat. The mice say: “All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore”. God says: “Say no more.” And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks: “How are you doing? Are you happy here?” The cat yawns and stretches and says: “Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those meals on wheels you've been sending over are the best!”

Bun post @LionEl ! Noi sa o tinem secreta, ca altii o pot mediatiza cat cuprinde! Mai jos, doar un exemplu: https://reporterbuzoian.ro/asa-arata-trans-cislau-noul-drum-spectacol-al-judetului/

A guy knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow. One day he notices he is wearing earrings and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense”. He walks up to him and says, “I didn't know you were into earrings.” “Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring,” he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, “So, how long have you been wearing one?” “Ever since my wife found it in my truck.”

An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I'm so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?” “I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.” “And that helps?” “Yes, because I'm using your toothbrush.”