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Dacă dansează ambielajul e normal să facă aşa, probabil alunecă pe cotele de rulment.

A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: Don't worry. You had twins, a boy and a girl and your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name them? Doctor: Denise Woman: That's not too bad. What about the boy? Doctor: Denephew, logically!

Pe aia cu Denise o știți? Cred că am mai pus-o pe aici...

Am băgat la derută pentru că nu spune ce scuter este.

ECU sau injector defect.

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La tipul ăsta de motor am făcut trecerea de la 50 la 110 cu carburație schimbând cilindru, piston și chiulasă apoi galerie, carburator și la final pinioanele de lanț, a rămas carterul cu seria, ambreiajul și cutia de viteze. Trecerea de la carburator la injecție sau invers este mai dificilă.

Până și filtrul de aer și evacuarea vor trebui schimbate.

Injecția de 50 CC este diferită de cealaltă, chiulasa diferă și ea de la carburație la injecție. Este 2T sau 4T?

Preferatele mele, le spun când merg în GB, asta şi cea cu Denise, cu femeia care a născut când era în comă. I was dancing with a woman this one time and she said "ooh you smell nice, what have you got on" I said "i have got a hard on, i didnt know you could smell it though" Here is the hearing version of that joke: A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded and a little hurt, she asked, "My ears!? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin! No blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears!?" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming....that was me."

Three nuns died in a fiery bus crash.... St. Peter met them at the Pearly Gates and welcomed them to heaven. "Welcome, my dear sisters. We are glad to have you here, but unfortunately, we are having some issues with restructuring at the moment, so all souls that come here for the next week will be allowed to live a week in the life of a person they choose." The first nun shyly came forward and said, "I'd like to live a week as Joan of Arc, who gave her life and died so tragically young serving her people." St. Peter smiled and granted her wish. The nun smiled broadly and disappeared in a flash of warm light. The second nun said, "I'd like to be Mother Theresa, as she gave so much of her life helping others and brought so much happiness to the world." St. Peter gently hugged the nun and sent her on her way. The third nun, who was slightly illiterate, came forward and said firmly, "I'd like to be Alice Kapiplean." "Say what?" asked St. Peter. "Alice Kapiplean," the nun said, enunciating clearly. St. Peter flipped through his records, then shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, sister, but we have no record of an Alice Kapiplean." "Well, your records are wrong! See here?" said the nun, brandishing a newspaper and pointing at the headline. St. Peter looked at it and shook his head. "Sister, you've read the headline wrong. It says here that the Alaska Pipeline was laid by 70,000 men in 8 years!"

În funcționare între cele trei fire trebuie să apară o tensiune alternativă în gol de aproximativ 80 v, valorile trebuie să fie relativ egale deci măsurarea să se facă la aceeași turație. Separat cu motorul oprit se verifică să nu fie o continuitate între aceste fire și carcasa motorului, e posibil ca scurtcircuitul ăsta să apară numai la cald. Ah, cam de la 15V şi creşte până pe la 90V la turaţie mare, principalul e să fie egale tensiunile, verificarea se face înainte de a înlocui releul de încărcare, dacă statorul dă la masă poate defecta regulatorul nou.

Eram convins că am văzut toate episoadele... aAyDOvE_460svvp9.webm aQzeOBe_460sv.mp4

De unde a apărut ideea injecţiei directe de benzină şi alte lucruri interesante.

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