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What's the worst thing to give a blind deaf kid for xmas?

Cancer

 

How do you get 30 dead babies in a bag?

A blender

 

How do you get them out?

Tostidos

 

What is better than fucking an 8 yr old girl?

Flipping her over and pretending she's an 8 yr old boy

 

What's better than fucking an 8 yr old boy?

Fucking a 5 yr old

 

What's better than that?

Nothing

 

What's better than fucking 2 18 yr old girls?

Fucking 18 2 yr olds

 

What do you do if you're fucking a 5 yr old and her pelvis pops?

Stop because if that doesn't get you off nothing will

 

What do you call a parapalegic in a pool?

Bob

 

What do you call a parapalegic on a wall?

Art

 

What do you call a parapalegic in front of a door?

Matt

 

How do you piss Helen Keller off?

Give her a golf ball

 

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Someone left the plunger in the toilet

 

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She picked up the iron thinking it was the phone.

 

How did she burn the other side of her face?

The person called back.

 

How did her parents punish her?

Rearrange the furniture

 

How did she lose her arm?

Tried to read the speed limit on the interstate

 

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?

You would too if your name was muahmhuhmauh

 

Why couldn't Helen Heller drive?

She was a woman

 

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

 

Customer: Hi. I use Windows.

Hotline: Yea...?

Customer: My computer does not work..

Hotline: You said that already.

 

Why is it not advisable for women to ski in skirts?

They get chapped lips.

 

Why should women skydive naked?

They'll whistle all the way down.

 

Whats read and falls out of trees?

A monkey's miscarrage.

 

What the abortion clinic motto?

You rape 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.

 

How do you get a woman to scream twice?

Fuck her in the ass and wipe your dick on the curtains.

 

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

 

What do you call 5 lepers in a hot-tub?

Stew.

 

What does a redneck say after sex?

Thanks Mom.

 

What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload the bowling balls.

 

What's the worst part about fucking a 5 year old?

Getting the blood off of your clown costume....

 

What's blue and fucks old people?

Hypothermia

 

How do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the chin.

 

What is a redneck virgin?

A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

 

What's the only kind of meat a priest can eat on friday?

Nun

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am zis CRED. nu faceam dar in ziua de azi nimik nu e exclus. nu eram sigur de ce se vede. sorry pt offtopicc

:) e datata 1998...FAIL

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Saracul R6... i-au facut imaginea de ras :) :

 

 

Nu prea e FUN, dar nu m-apuc sa deschid topic special pt un clip vai de el, asa ca am postat aici.

 

vezi ca or sa te arate unii cu degetu' ca esti manelist,daca pui clipuri de genu' :) .ca astia nu stiE de gluma

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Saracul R6... i-au facut imaginea de ras :) :

 

 

Nu prea e FUN, dar nu m-apuc sa deschid topic special pt un clip vai de el, asa ca am postat aici.

 

 

de cand ai pus asta aici eu ma distrez in fiecare zi de cel putin 4 ori. tot comentez pe acolo, ala tot imi sterge comm-urile! si nici macar nu injur! :)

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Exact genul de femeie care ma trimite cu gandul la un vers nemuritor : "Femeile urate ar trebui impuscate ca ne sperie !"

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nu e de ras..nici de plans. e de doamne fereste!

 

 

pana la un puct am crezut ca e un mascul cu frustrati - apoi - am constat defapt ceea ce era!

 

inc au nmotiv sa emigrez - caci musica celor de la parazitii o pot asculta si pe net!

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Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns

 

Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely, The Titanic

 

Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?

Sincerely, Anonymous

 

Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada

 

Dear Boyfriend,

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.

Sincerely, Spiders

 

Dear Voldemort ,

So they screwed up your nose too?

Sincerely, Michael Jackson

 

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google

 

Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely, BP

 

Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely, 1985

 

Dear Justin Bieber ,

Ariel would really love her voice back.

Sincerely, King Triton

 

Dear Rose,

There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.

Sincerely, Jack

 

Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely, That Little Triangle

 

Dear Taylor Swift,

If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.

Sincerely, Shakespeare

 

Dear Soccer Fans,

B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Sincerely, Vuvuzelas

 

Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely, God

 

Dear Rubik's Cube,

Done!

Sincerely, Colorblind

 

Dear Santa,

Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.

Sincerely, Tiger Woods

 

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,

I. Can't. Breathe.

Sincerely, Your Balls

 

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream...

What now?

Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

 

Dear Sleeping Beauty,

I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.

All you had to do was wake up.

Sincerely, Mulan

 

Dear Romeo,

My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...

Sincerely, Juliet

 

Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely, Unimpressed

 

Dear Toaster,

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?

Sincerely, Toast

 

Dear Edward,

I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.

Sincerely, a stake

 

Dear Prince Charming,

You've got some explaining to do!

Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty

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Diăr coligs,

 

Tumorău ai uil bi in holidei, său ai uil nat bi in ză ofis.

If iu uant tu contact mi, pliz ruait mi tu ză folouing imeil adres:

 

- nuraspund@latelefon.ro

- nuam@semnal.ro

- ba@damalashi.ro

- ocupat@mereu.ro

- miserupe@devoi.ro

 

Senkiu

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Suna telefonul noaptea… Barbatul: "- Daca e pentru mine nu sunt acasa." Nevasta raspunde la telefon : "- Este acasa." Barbatul: "- Ce ti-am spus femeie ???" Nevasta: "- A fost pentru mine!!"

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Saracul R6... i-au facut imaginea de ras :) :

 

 

Nu prea e FUN, dar nu m-apuc sa deschid topic special pt un clip vai de el, asa ca am postat aici.

 

E 'ok'(tipa)dar fara sonor, altfel.. e degeaba.

 

 

O caracterizeaza din plin a 2 a melodie :) , chiar e buna in videoclipul piesei.

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