Hai să râdem!

[Just_John]

UAT?

 

[Smooch]

poze daca vedeam, credeam

[Just_John]

poze daca vedeam, credeam

Daca vorbesti de postul meu, e anuntul bagat recent, poti sa-l cauti.. Am zis sa nu pun link, din doua motive: se poate sterge/modifica, si pentru ca nu are rost sa fac "reclama", se pare ca uomu' chiar crede ce scrie..

[Smooch]

Daca vorbesti de postul meu, e anuntul bagat recent, poti sa-l cauti.. Am zis sa nu pun link, din doua motive: se poate sterge/modifica, si pentru ca nu are rost sa fac "reclama", se pare ca uomu' chiar crede ce scrie..

 

de postul tau vbeam..

[nebunatiCool]

asta e cea mai tare reclamala la xbox !!! http://www.220.ro/Hamster_ball_-37222.html

[Damutz20]

Luati sa muriti de ras....comentariile fac totul ...... http://pitzipoanca.org/

www.cocalari.com

[gbordura]

Chestia asta e pe bune http://www.220.ro/Matrix_hamster-6786.html

[super_buburuza]

Moare toata lumea de pe pamant si se duce in Rai. Dumnezeu vine si spune:

- Vreau ca barbatii sa formeze doua cozi. Una cu barbatii care in timpul vietii si-au dominat nevestele si una cu barbatii care au fost dominati de ele. Iar nevestele sa plece cu Sf. Petru.

 

Zis si facut. Cand D-zeu se uita din nou, femeile plecasera si barbatii formasera doua linii. Coada celor dominati de neveste avea peste 100 km, iar coada celor care isi dominasera nevestele era compusa dintr-un singur om.

 

D-zeu se enerva:

- Ar trebui sa va fie rusine! V-am creat dupa chipul si asemanarea mea si v-ati lasat tinuti sub papuc! Priviti-l pe singurul meu fiu care a stiut sa stea drept si m-a facut sa fiu mandru de el! Spune-le, fiul meu, cum ai reusit sa fii singurul barbat din aceasta coada?

 

- Nu stiu, nevasta-mea m-a pus sa stau aici .....

[Sniky]

Chestia asta e pe bune http://www.220.ro/Matrix_hamster-6786.html

 

 

 

soarecele ala merita sa traiasca .. eu il luam de acolo si puneam altu in schimb

 

 

si on topic

 

http://www.220.ro/Mircea_Badea_despre_EMO-79644.html

[grumpy]

Propuneri de slogan de la "binevoitori":

Noi ne ținem de Laba.

Laba - fapte, nu vorbe.

Laba în sprijinul cetățenilor.

Vine Laba.

Laba pentru modernizare. Pentru ei, pentru voi, pentru noi toți,

Laba. Alegerea corectă

Laba. Laba din dragoste pentru Bârgău.

Laba la PRIMARIE!

Gospodaru' Laba o sa faca treaba!

PD-L sustine LABA!

Laba nu te lasa la greu!

Nu vota cu stinga, Laba e de dreapta.

Laba. Ceea ce meritam!

Cu Laba vom reusi

Laba. Eu fac, alții promit!

Prestație slabă? Treci pe Laba!

Dreapta e slabă? Susține-o cu Laba!

[ghostrider000]

Propuneri de slogan de la "binevoitori":

Noi ne ținem de Laba.

Laba - fapte, nu vorbe.

Laba în sprijinul cetățenilor.

Vine Laba.

Laba pentru modernizare. Pentru ei, pentru voi, pentru noi toți,

Laba. Alegerea corectă

Laba. Laba din dragoste pentru Bârgău.

Laba la PRIMARIE!

Gospodaru' Laba o sa faca treaba!

PD-L sustine LABA!

Laba nu te lasa la greu!

Nu vota cu stinga, Laba e de dreapta.

Laba. Ceea ce meritam!

Cu Laba vom reusi

Laba. Eu fac, alții promit!

Prestație slabă? Treci pe Laba!

Dreapta e slabă? Susține-o cu Laba!

 

 

 

cel mai tare post de pana acu

 

 

si ceva de la mine

[bMaNiAc]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sle...on_version5.swf

[exores]

Propuneri de slogan de la "binevoitori":

Noi ne ținem de Laba.

Laba - fapte, nu vorbe.

Laba în sprijinul cetățenilor.

Vine Laba.

Laba pentru modernizare. Pentru ei, pentru voi, pentru noi toți,

Laba. Alegerea corectă

Laba. Laba din dragoste pentru Bârgău.

Laba la PRIMARIE!

Gospodaru' Laba o sa faca treaba!

PD-L sustine LABA!

Laba nu te lasa la greu!

Nu vota cu stinga, Laba e de dreapta.

Laba. Ceea ce meritam!

Cu Laba vom reusi

Laba. Eu fac, alții promit!

Prestație slabă? Treci pe Laba!

Dreapta e slabă? Susține-o cu Laba!

 

Foarte tare frate.

Editat Mai 26, 2008 de exores

[paulynos]

Suratele noastre de pe plaiuri mioritice: http://forum.anticonceptionale.ro/t7672-po...tionari---.html <--- face de ras Kama Sutra.

E doar o selectie, intreg forumul bate la fund rubrica noastra de fun.

[littleme]

shitt scaryy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syvYc-vtT4Q cat de prost sa fi ....

[cichician]

Warning: Use pick up lines at your own risk! I am not responsible if you get bitch-slapped. And if you get bitch-slapped then I have one thing to say, "HAHAHAHA!!! Loser!!" Oh come on! You know I'm kidding!!

 

 

 

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Pick up lines that could get you killed

1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.

7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

13. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

16. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"

Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."

Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"

17. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

19. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

20. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

21. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

22. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.

23. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

24. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

25. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

26. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

27. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

28. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

29. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

 

These are supposed to be better

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

2. Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

3. Nice legs...what time do they open?

4.Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Pink-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

15. Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up.

16. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

17. Are those real?

18. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

19. You can feel the magic between us...No, lower!

20. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

21. Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.

22. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

23. (Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.

24. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

25. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions? (I LOVE this one!!LOL)

26. Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga?

27. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

28. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

29. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

30. what's your favorite color? (answer) you'd look good naked in a tub with me!

30. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

31. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

32. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.--Dimitri's fav.

33. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.--Runner up

34. I know milk does a body good, but, DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

35. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

36. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza?

37. I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.

38. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

39. Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???

40. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

41. Like Motel 6...I'll leave a light on for you.

42. If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold IT against me?

43. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.

44. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

45. Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says "Made in Heaven"

46. Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck? <--You never know...

47. I cant find my house, Can i sleep with you?

48. I lost my number, can i have yours?

 

 

http://www.elftown.com/_Pick%20Up%20Lines

[Smooch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd26jIBunZc...feature=related

[Oryon]

8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

 

Saved

[grumpy]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=A3wL9YIWAhs

 

http://www.220.ro/Taranii_din_Romania_de_azi-80041.html

[m0rpheus]

Un adevarat rocker aici!

Editat Mai 27, 2008 de m0rpheus

[kcuf_di]

Un adevarat rocker aici!

Ce nu face saracu pentru mancare.

[Mjollnir]

Un adevarat rocker aici!

 

Trembling to its fall

Putting and end to it all

By storm, by force

With might... without remorse

We are here to conquer this world

 

Like cancer... our hate consumes the light of elysium

Unstoppable force of demonic supremacy

All destroying...all devouring

Heaven now ravaged... scarred and empty

 

Vital Remains - Dechristianize

[grumpy]

Stiu ca a mai fost, dar e atat de tareee...

[iony]

Rusia... pentru ca nu ai voie sa faci stanga de pe Str. Rosanov pe Str. Khoroshev ai o singura varianta care este o adevarata calatorie frumos, frumos, dar cred ca nu as mai stii de unde am plecat... pana cand o sa avem si noi noduri d'astea (si binenteles sper ca macar vor fi gandite asa cum trebuie) mai avem mult...

Editat Mai 27, 2008 de iony

[kcuf_di]

http://www.click.ro/pe-glob/ea-s-a-maritat...idul-berlinului