Hai să râdem!

[IceLord]

de mic ii plac motocicletele

UUUUUUUuuuuuuu........ce stres ii acolo!

[Smooch]

Pustiulica, confunzi motociclism.ro cu mirc-ul. Du-te, tata, la joaca, la groapa cu nisip. Si ca sa intelegi: in cutia aia de lemn e o piesa foarte scumpa de la o combina. Si fun e modul CUM e transportata. In caz ca nu observi, e aproape dublu ca lungime fata de masina. Dar deh, stiu, e greu... Somn usor, ca ti-ai ratat somnul de dupa amiaza de la gradinita. Te asteptam peste cativa ani. Si acu hai, scoate o replica "inteligenta", asa cum ne-ai invatat pana acum.

 

LE: si acu, sincer, explica-mi si mie ce e fun in pozele puse de tine... Chiar nu inteleg.

 

sa-ti zic de mama,de tata?

 

Eh stai relax, te consumi degeaba cu el. Propun sa-i facem un topic special numai cu greseli gramaticale de corectat, e distractia lui cea mai mare.

 

Cat despre pozele postate de tine, in lipsa masinii cred ca ar fi fost in stare sa o transporte pe 2 carucioare de butelii

 

alt 'motociclist' jegos..dati-va foc ba..cacanarilor.

[Achile]

Cate camile valoreaza prietena/sotia ta?

 

http://camels.evilsun.org/index.php

 

cam 37 de camile si 4 capre se pare )

well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 83 camels, 1 goats and 1 sheep

[sharpe]

LE: si acu, sincer, explica-mi si mie ce e fun in pozele puse de tine... Chiar nu inteleg.

pai in poze sunt Smuci si prietena lui mai...

Editat Iulie 1, 2008 de sharpe

[Smooch]

pai in poze sunt el si prietena lui mai...

 

alt jaf..o sa pun poze cu tine ba sharpe, alea-s FUN

[GXG]

http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=363

[Puc]

alt jaf..o sa pun poze cu tine ba sharpe, alea-s FUN

 

ia zi maestre si pentru mine o dedicatie

[Smooch]

ia zi maestre si pentru mine o dedicatie

 

nu stiu sa-mi fi facut vreo problema..sau da?! ca ma gandesc...

[psycho_vox]

pai in poze sunt Smuci si prietena lui mai...

 

 

this is funny

[dot]

alt jaf..o sa pun poze cu tine ba sharpe, alea-s FUN

 

aseaza-te in 4 labe, da din fund si bucura-te

[Smooch]

aseaza-te in 4 labe, da din fund si bucura-te

 

ba..esti belea ma..mai traiesti..RAPANULE..

 

ce cauta ma'ta aici ma?

[sharpe]

Two guys in a life raft in the middle of the ocean.

 

One sees an old bottle floating. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie

comes out.

 

The genie says, "For letting me out, I will grant you one wish."

 

The guy says, (without thinking) "Turn this ocean into beer". And the

ocean turns into the best beer anybody has ever tasted.

 

The second guy says to the first, "You idiot, now we'll have to piss in

the boat".

 

 

 

DATING AROUND THE WORLD:

 

WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

 

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

 

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat

ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of

having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

 

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get terrific head.

Second Date: You get even more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

 

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens

again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized

nothing is ever going to happen.

 

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

 

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

 

MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have

sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his

girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,

her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend

and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of

your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along

the Tijuanastrip.

 

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,

Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date: Guy is shot dead.

No third date.

[jamalex2000]

smuceanu' ...esti iemoist? prietena aia a ta mai avea putin si rupea bara aia! Rupeti parculetele copiilor, vandalilor! se credea la striptease femeia?

[bcristian]

uite ceva si mai amuzant (nu chiar pt toata lumea) Cine-l Vrea Pe Smucea Banat Pe Forum

[Smooch]

uite ceva si mai amuzant (nu chiar pt toata lumea) Cine-l Vrea Pe Smucea Banat Pe Forum

 

da da..eu vreau (sa luati p.ula)

[Oryon]

As fi votat da.

 

In principal fiindca un troll amuzant nu e un troll evident.

[dot]

da da..eu vreau (sa luati p.ula)

 

ba tu esti facut in eprubeta ? n-au spalat-o bine inainte de ai iesit asa limitat ? chiar ai devenit o mascota

[Oryon]

Io inca n-am inteles cum nu e inca in carantina sau "moderat" in vreun alt fel, atata timp cat singurul lucru care il face e sa zica "A mai fost" si sa injure oameni.

[Grigu]

vedeti cate camile valoreaza prietena voastra

http://camels.evilsun.org/index.php

[Mystyk]

vedeti cate camile valoreaza prietena voastra

http://camels.evilsun.org/index.php

cat de tare

nu zic scoru'

[Damutz20]

well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 58 camels, 5 goats and 5 sheep . Pot sa schimb camilele pe mai multe oi?

Editat Iulie 2, 2008 de Damutz20

[aleck]

well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 74 camels, 7 goats and 7 sheep

 

A mea fu mai tare-n camile!

[Fram-Ursul Kevlar]

alt jaf..o sa pun poze cu mine , alea-s FUN!!

 

 

eh....parca asa suna mai bine ce ai vrut tu sa scrii acolo, mancator de rumegush!

si inca o chestiune....topicul "Fun" chiar nu-nseamna nimic pentru tine?Daca "nu", te rog frumos, fa-ti un topic "veniti sa va-njur" si cearta-te acolo cu cine vrea sa-ti posteze, altfel lasa-ma pe mine sa ma relaxez si sa ma distrez citind un banc de buna calitate in timpul unui serviciu stresant....lasa-ma sa rad in liniste nu sa-ti citesc tie injuraturile mahalagioaice din spate cortului unde-ti irosesti patetica viata,

 

Ne-am inteles, mai, jmekere?

[nice_sun_man]

Va plictisiti? Omorati niste muste

[IceLord]

Va plictisiti? Omorati niste muste

Killer!