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  1. Eu am unul din asta: https://www.velt.ro/produs/aparat-de-sudura-cu-sarma-fara-gaz-si-electrod/ Nu sunt vreun mare sudor, il folosesc pentru treburi casnice. Lucrurile mici le sudez de obicei cu sarma, dar merge bine si cu electrozi. Am facut un carport cu structura pe rectangulare de 10 sudate cu electrozi si n-a gafait. Cu flux n-are treaba, te joci cu el dupa un pic de antrenament. Nu l-am luat de pe eMAG, l-am prins mai ieftin in 2023 la astia: https://www.desudura.ro/cumpara/aparat-de-sudura-cu-sarma-fara-gaz-si-electrod-velt-mig-mma-131-4-5kg-596
  2. Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned - it will not work again for another year." Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says, "123." He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life - just as the medicine man had promised. Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"
  3. A woman writes in to a men's helpline: The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with our neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counselling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help? Sincerely, Sheila A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors. I hope this helps, John
  4. Dar OP a spus ca il va curata. Si ar trebui facute si cele sugerate mai sus de ceilalti colegi.
  5. Salut! Am pastrat numerele cand am vandut masina si au cerut sa le vada cand am radiat-o. La inmatricularea celei noi nu au mai solicitat asta. Cred ca e bine sa le ai, just in case. Teoretic ar trebui sa le ai, vezi punctul 12. https://dgpci.mai.gov.ro/document-details/inmatriculari/5ab1302cfa4e9422012c2b81
  6. A father tests his twin boys on Christmas. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas day their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked. “Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken.” answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. “What are you so happy about?” he asked. To which his optimist twin replied, “There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!”
  7. A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes. It's just an old basketball injury.” His friend said, “Uh, aren't you kinda short for a basketball player?” He replied, “Oh no, I never played basketball. I just lost a ton of money on the NBA finals last year and kicked in the TV.”
  8. Cand faci 600 km/zi, chiar si pe moto, nu prea mai timp sa vizitezi un oras ca Viena. Poate doar sa mananci ceva la periferie si sa o bifezi in agenda. In rest, drum bun, fiecare e liber sa mearga pe unde vrea, autostrazi sau drumuri comunale.
  9. Salut! Vezi aici. O sa afli raspunsul privitor la documentele necesare si multe altele. Cum au scris colegii mai sus, inmatricularea si toate celelalte (impozit etc.) se fac in judetul de la adresa din CI.
  10. Salut! Cresti putin bugetul si iei un Karcher. Am doua, in locatii diferite. Pentru uz casnic sunt foarte bune. Nu trebuie sa te astepti sa ai presiunea ca la spalatoriile auto dar face ce trebuie.
  11. In principiu ala din burete se poate curata, celalalt ar trebui probabil schimbat.
  12. @NewRiderr, daca tie si copiilor va place motocicleta aia, eu zic sa mai asteptati putin. In mod normal vanzatorul ar trebui sa primeasca cartea in maxim doua saptamani, chiar daca e dealer neinsemnat. Odata cu motorul si CIV ar trebui sa le soliciti sa-ti dea si o factura cu VIN trecut pe ea, desi cred ca-ti vor da fara sa ceri (o sa ai nevoie de VIN pe factura cand o declari la taxe si impozite/primarie, si la inmatriculare). Daca nu vor, abia atunci treci la masuri extreme si recuperarea banilor, dar e posibil sa dureze alte zile sau saptamani pana primesti banii inapoi si asta va insemna timp pierdut.
  13. 11km nu inseamna nimic, ia motocicleta linistit, cu siguranta acei kilometri s-au parcurs cu un scop si acela nu a fost plimbarea. VIN va aparea inscris pe factura, daca ai o factura proforma vei primi o factura finala cu toate detaliile. Odata cu factura vei primi si alte documente, cum ar fi certificatul de conformitate, pe care e bine sa-l pastrezi. E foarte bine ca se ocupa ei de cartea de identitate, te scuteste de drumuri la RAR, bani si nervi. Pana vei primi cartea de identitate poti circula cu numere provizorii.
  14. A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,' he said, ‘careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stıck! Careful! Careful! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them! You know you always forget to salt them! Use the! Salt! Use the salt! The salt!' The wife stared at him. ‘What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
  15. Eeee, multi stiu, dar nu au habar sa conduca. Da' da bine la sivi sa scrie ca ai benveu...
  16. Lasa schimbarea si regleaza franele. Daca nu te lamuresti cu linkul postat de coleg, mai cauta pe iutub. Nu sunt sigur, dar cred ca gasesti ceva si aici. Ma asteptam sa stii asta deja, pentru cineva care pune chestii cu bicicleta pe iutub...
  17. Sarmele nu inseamna totdeauna cabluri. Da' destul de greu sa dai o cautare pe goagal.
  18. Daca ar fi vazut Nordkapp, as fi aplaudat. Va inteleg pasiunea pentru vechituri, dar cred ca daca v-ati canaliza efortul in alta directie satisfactia ar fi mai mare. Pentru un om cu aptitudini tehnice mult peste medie, asta e pierdere de timp.
  19. Se pare ca initiatorul nu vrea sa si le asume pana nu apare vreun Rambo de cartier care sa-i confirme ca aia e CALEA...
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