Hai să râdem!

[Dan Cata]

Inteleg ca ti le gravezi ca sa nu ti le fure, dar daca oricum ti le fura, de ce te-ai mai obosi sa ti le gravezi?

 

Sau poate iti vinzi masina in 1 an, ala tre sa isi ia alte oglinzi...

 

Adevarul e ca masinile cu oglinzi gravate, aveau ceva in comun; ce? ramane tema de casa

[Louis Cyphre]

Da, dar shopping oglinzi e fun!

[cicloburu]

Da, astia cu Mercedes sunt cei mai saraci, nu-si permit sa-si cumpere oglinzi noi si prefera sa ia de la cei care vand oglinzi furate, si prin asta incurajeaza furtul de oglinzi, si de aceea cei patiti isi graveaza numarul de inmatriculare pe oglinzi.

Mie mi-a disparut de 2 ori pana acum (in 7 ani si jumatate) sticla de la oglinda exterioara stanga (nu e Mercedes). Din pacate se potriveste si la un model mult mai raspandit decat al meu... Am cumparat noua de fiecare data, pretul e din ce in ce mai mic.

N-are a face cu sărăcia, numai cu zgîrcenia!

[Louis Cyphre]

Ai' sa-mi bag, astia or plecat de-acolo nebatuti?

[Skrillex]

Inteleg ca ti le gravezi ca sa nu ti le fure, dar daca oricum ti le fura, de ce te-ai mai obosi sa ti le gravezi? Sau poate iti vinzi masina in 1 an, ala tre sa isi ia alte oglinzi... Adevarul e ca masinile cu oglinzi gravate, aveau ceva in comun; ce? ramane tema de casa

 

Teoretic cand vede cioara ca-s gravate, evite sa le fure, ca-s mai greu de vandut si cu risc de vanatai daca e prins cu ele in targ.

 

Practic, stiu pe unu cu BMW in Ploiesti si i s-au furat oglinzile de 3 ori intr-un an. A IV-a oara si-a pus gravate si abia dupa 2 ani i s-au furat din nou.

[Vizitator darcocbr]

De acord Stiu cateva cazuri la fel, din pacate ..

[ramon29]

 

killer solo guitar solo @ 4:07

 

Cum ai avut frate rabdare sa te uiti pana la 4:07? ))))

[Marc Marquez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD60_6b4lg4

[zaelu]

GROWING UP WITHOUT A CELL PHONE by Susan Smith

 

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways...yadda, yadda, yadda

 

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

 

But now that I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!

 

1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

 

2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

 

3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!

 

4) There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!

 

5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?

 

6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!

 

7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOSH !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.

 

And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

 

9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen.. Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

 

10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!

 

11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!

 

12) And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!

 

13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!

 

And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were lucky, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!

 

See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before!

 

Regards,

Susan Smith.

The Over 40 Crowd

[COObra]

[blackd1rt]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=527249107345495&set=vb.374533695950371&type=2&theater

[Metal Heart]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=527249107345495&set=vb.374533695950371&type=2&theater

N-are cum, frate! Am ras cu lacrimi!!!! Ce headshot-uri isi lua puradelul!!!

[elparu]

????????? wtf

[reverend]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=417732036994

[Jorge Lorenzo]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=527249107345495&set=vb.374533695950371&type=2&theater

 

Nu mai merge link-ul... era cumva asta?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhtnOy-RCC0

[klausu25]

e grav ce e acolo... unde se intampla asta?

[Jorge Lorenzo]

Habar n-am... undeva in Romania, anul 2013. Tre' sa vedem partea plina a paharului: se foloseste apa si sapunul.

Editat Septembrie 13, 2013 de Jorge Lorenzo

[klausu25]

si se insista pe spalare... :-) trebuie vazut si de altii filmul asta...

[P T R]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhtnOy-RCC0

 

nu e funny... femeie aia merita o tigaie infipta in kur si pusa pe aragaz.

Editat Septembrie 13, 2013 de P T R

[SyDemon]

Mah da sensibili mai sunteti!

Mie mi s'a parut f amuzanta si educativa

(Apa + sapun) / putza = GG

[Radu H.]

(Apa + sapun) / putza = GG

 

:crack: ce ecuatie )

[jerry_mcrie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C37-BrEY71c

 

astia voteaza? "e o enigma" ...

Editat Septembrie 14, 2013 de jerry_mcrie

[robertkiran]

Am lamurit misterul. Acum ceva vreme, cu un amic am exagerat un pic cu niste pahare de vin. Si am simtit ca se clatina pamantul. Mister rezolvat ... daca pamantul e pe apa (min. 2:51), e normal sa se clatine, nu ?

Editat Septembrie 14, 2013 de robertkiran

[Razorbladed]

Vechi dar bun

[Ionut88]

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