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[The Flying Dutchman]

A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood.
Every Friday the Catholics are driven crazy because, while they're eating fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So the Catholics work on the Jew to convert him to Catholicism.
Finally, after many threats and much pleading, the Catholics succeed. They take the Jew to a priest who sprinkles holy water on the Jew and says, “Born a Jew, raised a Jew, now a Catholic.”
The Catholics are ecstatic. No more delicious, but maddening smells every Friday evening.
But the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue wafts through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rush to the Jew's house to remind him of his new diet. They see him standing over the cooking steak. He is sprinkling water on the meat and saying, “Born a cow, raised a cow, now a fish.”

[ENEOS]

[apriliacluj]

Nici tu Ioane nu mai esti atent deloc

[pinnochio]

English,please:)

[The Flying Dutchman]

 

 

2 hours ago, apriliacluj said:

Nici tu Ioane nu mai esti atent deloc

Flipper's disease is called, and it's contagious.

[Jebelu]

1 oră în urmă, The Flying Dutchman a spus:

 

 

Flipper's disease is called, and it's contagious.

Mnaa, Flipper sindrome.

It sounds more scientific.

 

Acum 2 ore, pinnochio a spus:

English,please:)

You, Ioane, are not paying attention at all

Editat ieri la 08:16 de Jebelu

[apriliacluj]

1 oră în urmă, The Flying Dutchman a spus:

Flipper's disease is called, and it's contagious.

  

[Lucian_M]

Serious biznis here.

[Silver Arrow]

Acum 1 oră, Lucian_M a spus:

Serious biznis here.

Probabil ca gentile de pe carena fata sunt pline cu plumb ca sa nu se dea pe spate

[Nguyen]

 

[The Flying Dutchman]

3 hours ago, Lucian_M said:

Serious biznis here.

I couldn't see the registration plate. Anything like B-XXX-YNV?

 

On:

[ENEOS]

[Penetru]

12 inches? She is either completely stupid with math or a very lucky bitch.

[The Flying Dutchman]

[Penetru]

[The Flying Dutchman]

[apriliacluj]

Acum 8 ore, Penetru a spus:

12 inches? 

actually 14 inches, 35+ cm

 

[The Flying Dutchman]

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.
“These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained.
“These fairways seem to be getting longer too,” said one of the others.
“The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too,” said the third senior.
After hearing enough from his Senior buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said “Quit your dang complaining and just be thankful we're still on the right side of the grass!”