Hai să râdem!

[Kagemusha]

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Wyoming when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy: "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Congressman from Washington, DC ", says Bud. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy." You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars’ worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog."

Cred ca spusele lui Bud se pot aplica si la parlamentarii romani...

[Altair]

Eu o stiam cu un cioban iar ala minunatu era un un consultant; McKinsey or the like. Ce ai pus tu mai sus nu e veridic, un parlamentar nu ar face niciodata asa ceva. Incepand de la a-si conduce masina.

[Kagemusha]

Saptamana trecuta, in Beirut:

Eu am intrat, chiar daca nu sunt "best of da best"...

[RRS]

https://www.facebook.com/dujmanie/videos/1745668582344554/

[ubermuri]

Cristiane, sa-mi dai minutu'si 33" inapoi )

[florinelu07]

Cristiane, sa-mi dai minutu'si 33" inapoi )

 

ce sa-i faci ... asta e.... fraier....

[Kagemusha]

Dimintata asta, in trafic:

 

[petru_xxl]

[shrek1974]

https://www.facebook.com/fr.euronews/videos/898052033684303/?autoplay_reason=all_page_organic_allowed&video_container_type=0&video_creator_product_type=0&app_id=273465416184080&live_video_guests=0

[The_Sin_Eater]

Faza tare!

Dupa ce am mobrit putin prin oras, pe la ora 20, ne oprim putin la piata sa ma luam una-alta!

Noi, frumusel, imbracati in armuri si cu castile in brate, patrundem in incinta, cand...un pui de rrom, il intreaba pe tac'su:

- tati, cum se numeste oamenii astia?

 

...ne-a busit rasul instantaneu...

[Celentano]

[Adixgl]

La fatutele alea,le lipseste caii...

Sunt imaginari....iti dai seama ce viseaza noaptea ?!

[->Bullet<-]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzHSL_DESuw&feature=youtu.be

[XaeL]

.

 

[ruxi2k]

Azi am gasit un paianjen in bord.

 

Etanseitatea m-a pus pe ganduri...

 

Daca statea pe acul de la turatie avea parte si de senzatii tari.

Editat Mai 6, 2017 de ruxi2k

[jerry_mcrie]

darwin awards

 

http://adevarul.ro/locale/galati/doiromani-italia-furat-masina-politie-politistul-dinauntru-1_590c85fe5ab6550cb8d2726d/index.html

doi români proaspăt ajunşi în Peninsulă au bătut toate recordurile în materie de furt de maşini după ce au încercat să fugă cu o dubă a poliţiei pe care nu se aflau însemne oficiale, dar în care se afla un poliţist.

Editat Mai 6, 2017 de jerry_mcrie

[Gugal13]

Ăștia de la motomus au prețuri chiar bune




Chiar dacă scrie "Stoc:NU", nu am vazut o motocicletă să fie "în stoc", nici alea de la "lichidare de stoc"

[Kagemusha]

Da,cu mobrele bune stau mai rau...

Esti prea pretentios. Toate motoretele lor sunt "tipla", au avut un singur proprietar (pensionar italian) si sub 30.000 km. Ce vrei mai mult?

[DANG3R]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgCvK-ptIrU

[The_Sin_Eater]

...cu Dumnezeu inainte...

 

 

 

 

Sucze, calitatea imaginilor. pozele sunt facute cu "zum" de la etajul 9 cu telefonul.

 

[paulynos]

Sucze, calitatea imaginilor. pozele sunt facute cu "zum" de la etajul 9 cu telefonul.

 

[->Bullet<-]

[Madalin29]

Cand te duci la pescuit si trage si la varf de pwa

[RazvanLNI]

http://i.imgur.com/fIoIeci.gif

 

Editat Mai 8, 2017 de RazvanLNI

[sprike]