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[Black_horse]

http://www.zigonet.com/jeu-vid%e9o/quand-l...k_art11362.html

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[SilviuCBR]

http://www.220.ro/funny/M-Au-Atacat-Cainii/BKHrl4SfDv/

[Vizitator Haywood Yablomme]

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_profanity

 

Verbal (infinitive) profanities

 

This includes simple verbs and verb phrases.

 

* a da la untura lu binica: to have sexual intercourse; very used by the Romanian community in Meudon

* a da cu sana: to ejaculate

* a varia: to ejaculate

* a (Âşi-)o pune: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to put it," "it" being the penis)

* Jucăm o Biliboacă: to have oral sex (literally "Let's play Biliboaca" - it suggests that you take the balls in your mouth and shake your head while sucking the balls)

* a (i-)o da la chechereÂş: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to give it," "it" being the penis)

* a suge inima: to have oral sex(literally "to suck the heart,")

* a Âşi-o trage: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to pull it," with "it," as above, being the penis)

* a da în geantă: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to hit the purse")

* a băga mielu' la căldură: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to take the lamb somewhere warm")

* a impinge smarda la deal: to have anal sex (literally meaning "to push the mud uphill")

* a băga lemnul in sobă: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to put the wood into the fireplace")

* a băga osul in ciorbă: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to put the bone into the soup")

* a o lua în mână: to masturbate (literally "to grab it with the hand")

* a regula: to fuck

* a trage căzute: the Romanian term for the Piledriver position

* a scobi safteaua: to fuck

* a se da în bărci: to fuck

 

a uda pixul - a.k.a "to make the pen wet" = to have sex

 

* a parca delfinul - a.k.a. "to park the dolphin" = to take a dump

 

clopătar - homosexual

 

* arde-o pe cumatra - a.k.a. "burn the motherinlaw" = have sex with a MILF

* da-i in (cuvant urat) - a.k.a. "give it to her pussy" where "it" means dick = fuck her brains out

* sa-ti iau neamu-n (cuvant urat) - a.k.a. "I'll take your family in my dick" = Fuck al of your relatives

* Esti cu (cuvant urat) - "you're with the dick" meaning "you're crazy"

* Esti cu muia - "you're with the blowjob" meaning "you're an ass"

* a face degețica: to masturbate (only used of female masturbation)

* a da cu bidineaua: to masturbate (literally "to brush")

* a se juca cu rățuÂşca: to masturbate (literally "to play with the ugly duckling")

* a da la labă: to masturbate(literally "hitting the paw")

* a umple palma cu mulau : to masturbate (literally ' filling the palm with dick)

* a (se) fute: to fuck; to have sexual intercourse (from the Latin "futuere"). The word can be used in a number of ways for example if one asks if a young female "se fute" this means he actually inquires if she has had sex before or if she is open to the idea.

* Dute-n (cuvant urat) mea! (literally "go in/with my dick")

* Ce (cuvant urat) mea faci?: literal translation "what in my dick are you doing" or "how in my dick are you?"

* Sa-ti trosnesc (cuvant urat)-n gaoz: to analy rape you, literal translation "I'll crackle my dick in your ass hole"

* a face trotuarul: literally meaning 'doing the sidewalk' means prostituting one's self (because prostitutes often stand on sidewalks while attempting to attract potential customers). A similar expression is 'a vinde (cuvant urat)' which literally means "selling pussy". In regular language "a se prostitua", "to prostitute one's self" is used.

* a da nămolul la deal or a impinge nămolul la deal or a ridica mămăliga la deal: literally meaning "to push the mud uphill" means "to fuck in the ass"

* a arăta sex oral: showing the middle finger pointing upwards roughly equivalent to "flipping the bird" in English

* a da la buci: to have anal sex. Very commonly used also with the meaning of having normal sexual intercourse

* a da limbi în pizdǎ: to give cunnilingus (literally "to give tongue inside the pussy")

* a da la magazia cu damf: to have anal sex (literally "to hit the reeked storeroom")

* a manca salam barbos cu poponeata: to have anal sex (literally "to eat bearded salami with the ass")

* a impinge căcatul la roabă: to have anal sex (literally "to push the shit in the wheelbarrow")

* a da la nutella: to have anal sex (literally "to hit the nutella"; nutella is the name of a chocolate cream product)

* a o lua la namol: to have anal sex

* ochiul maro: asshole (literally "brown eye")

* a fi figurant: to look for trouble

* ochiul cu gene incâlcite : asshole (literally "the eye with tangled eyebrows")

* a coborî moÂşul în beci: to have intercourse (literally meaning "to lower the old man into the basement")

* a parca shorloboanca: to have intercourse (literally meaning "to park the dick") - (shorloboanca - synonym of (cuvant urat))

* a da cu mobra-n gâÂşte: to have intercourse (literally meaning "to run the mobra into the geese") - (mobra-type of motor bicycle - used as a synonym for (cuvant urat))

* a face o memeaca: - synonym with a lua la sex oral which means blow job

* a da la biriboancă: - synonym with a da la buci in other words to have sexual intercourse

* a băga măgarul în beci: (literally "put the donkey in the basement) - synonym with a da la buci in other words to have sexual intercourse

* a deschide viitoru: - synonym with a dezvirgina in other words to have sexual intercourse with a virgin woman, simmilar

* a mânca salam de sibiu cu capul viu:- literally "to eat sibiu salami with the head alive"---sibiu is a town// Meaning "blow job"

* a da ca-n oala cu sarmale:- literally "to hit like in the sarmale pot"-sarmale is a traditionally food

* a lua la papacioc - synonym with a lua la sex oral which means blow job

* A lua porcul la trântă: (literally "wrestle with the pig") -means "you should play a little with my dick"

* A băga milogu-n traistă:-means to have sexual intercource(literally to put the poor man in the bag)

* A da ca surdu-n tobe:-to have violent sexual intercource(literally to hit the drums like a deaf person)

* a spăla Renaultul - synonym to performing oral sex on a woman, based on the similarity between the logo of Renault company and female genitalia (literally "To wash the Renault").

* a băga zacusca în beci - synonym to having sexual intercourse (literally "taking the <<zacusa>> to the basement); zacusca is a local food, a mixture of different vegetables held in jars.

* a (i)-o pune pe nas lu Bila - synonim to having oral sex (literally "to put it on her nose")

* a atenta cu zmardanul la clocitoare - means to rape (literally "to atentate with zmardanul at the brooding")

* a forța intrarea în clopotniță - means to rape (literally "to force the entry of bell")

* a duce buÂşteanul la castor - means to rape (literally "leading the log to the beaver")

* a ciufuli căcatul - means to have anal sex (literally "to ravish the shit")

* a ciufuli bărzoiul - means to masturbate (literally "to ravish the stork")

* a (i)-o trage la portocală - means to have anal sex (literally "to put it in the orange")

* a duce pionierul la ecluză - means to have sex (literally "to lead the schoolboy to the watergate")

* a da cu barba-n bilute- to have oral sex (literally "to hit the balls with the chin")

* a da cu fruntea-n buric- to have oral sex (literally "to hit the belly button with the forehead")

* ranga - meaning cock (literally "crowbar")

* a lua masa in genunchi - to have oral sex (literally "to take the food in your knees")

* a da in cască la neamț - to masturbate (literally " to hit the helmet of a german ")

* a da cu (cuvant urat) în populație - referring to a woman that likes to have sexual intercourse(literally meaning " to hit the population with the pussy ")

* a tencui scorbura - means to rape (literally "to burrow parget")

* a dezmorți meduza - means to rape (literally "to revive the jellyfish")

* a baga hiriboiu în sovarnoaga - means to rape (literally "to interfere the hiriboi in sovarnoaga")

* a da o mamă de pulicea - in other words to have sexual intercourse with a woman

* a babardi - to have a sexual intercourse with a woman

* a cocli la secreții - to have sexual intercourse with a woman

* a parci - to have sexual intercourse, especially with animals

* a da la mizerie - to have anal sexual intercourse, literally "to give it to the dirty side"

* a se juca cu tom degețel - to masturbate (literally "to play with a finger")"

* daca ți-e foame, mi-o sugi Âşi înghiți - if you are hungry, blow and swallow

* a o fute pe Pamela - to masturbate / "to fuck Pamela"

* a fute pe linia vieții / a inimii - to masturbate, literally, to have sexual intercourse with the heart line

* a face cinci la unu' - to masturbate, literally to use five fingers against a "(cuvant urat)"

* a sparge scoica'n două - to fuck desperately with a woman - literally "to break the clam/pussy in two pieces"

* ete fleoÂşc!' - literrally "Look, splash!", used when someone has said something inapropriately, or right before ejaculating

* a mulge Âşarpele - to masturbate or, when addressed to someone, to give a blow job

* a manca cabanos cu capu' gros- to have oral sex, literally to eat sausage with thick head

* a da la cacao- means anal sex, literally to give at cocoa

* a o fute pe Manuela- to masturbate, literally to fuck Manuela(from the word "manual" as in hand-made)

* a o fute pe sora lu' stânga- to masturbate, literally to fuck lefts (hand) sister

* a o fute pe sora lu' dreapta- to masturbate, literally to fuck rights (hand) sister

* a baga paloÂşu-n teaca

* a înfunda gaura la gogoaÂşa- approximate translation: to fill the hole in the doughnut/donut.

* a scufunda scafandrul în decantor

* a risipi samanta dragostei in cada- to masturbate,literally meaning to "waste the seed of love in the bathtub"

* a da mielu' cu o nara- meaning to have sexual intercourse with a woman,literally meaning "to give the lamb with one nostril"

* a fute numarul de la casa - meaning to give oral sex literlly meaning "to fuck your house's number"

* a o fute pe mama lu siciu - to have sexual intercourse, literally meaning "to fuck from country to country"

* a pata cu smantana dragostei - to ejaculate"

* a da in ea ca surdu-n clopot - to fuck someone really good, literally meaning " to hit her like the deaf hits the bell (church bell)"

* a baga soseta pe clanta - to fuck, literally meaning " to put the sock on the door nob "

* a sta usor referred as "stai usor bibanel" - to practically stand still and wait to be brutally pleased (ripped, shredded)

* a merge de o pedala - a woman who is looking good enough to have sexual intercourse with, literally meaning "to work for a pedal"

* a înmuia mâțu în ceÂşcuță - to have sexual intercourse with a woman (to dip your kitten in the tea cup)

* a pune mâna la bobina - to touch her pussy (to put your hand at the reel)

* a scăpa în lucernă - to become pregnant (to get in alfalfa (Medicago sativa Alfalfa))

* a bate in blana - to beat the fur - refers to normal sex

* a râcâi bostanul - to masturbate (literally "to rub the melon")

* A parca rechinul - to have sexual intercourse, literally meaning "to park the shark".

* smecleu, smacolina, sloboz - sperm ("a slobozi" literally means "to release" or "to free").

* a baga banana-n traista - to rape someone

* in crucea matii - (literally translation) your mothers` cross

* a scoate din pepeni - to annoy someone - to get him/her out of his/hers mellons

* a-l bea pe boxoÂşu - meaning to give oral sex (literally "to drink the dick")

* a-l simti pe love in tine - meaning to fuck (literally "to feel love in you")

* a face dragoste in gura - meaning to give oral sex

* gigi - meaning "(cuvant urat)"

* a baga vaporu in port"-to have sexual intercourse with a woman

* a rupe patu-n doua"-to have great and agresive sex

* a duce mancarea la Marlena - to have oral sex with a large woman

* a da cu Pop in nevastuica - to have sex with a weasel (literally "to pop the weasel")

* usca-mi-as chilotii pe crucea lu' mata - dry my underware on your mother's cross

* vorbita - about a girl: virgin or not

* merge de-o carja - good enough for sex once

* merge de-o ciorba - good enough for sex once

* sa ma cac cu bucati de (cuvant urat) in gatu ma-tii - to shit with dick bits in your mother's throat

* Tara-mi-as bilutele prin coliva ma-tii din bomboana in bomboana pana ajung la lumanare - draging my balls on your mother alms from candy to candy until I reach the candle

* a da un câine - means to have sex with someone

[grumpy]

Pe patul de moarte, Popescu e înconjurat de toată familia Âşi, cu glas sleit, spune:

 

 

- Ehei, când aveam eu vreo 20 de ani, ce mă mai distram… Curve, beții, scandaluri… ÂŞi-mi zicea tata: bă băiatule, potoleÂşte-te, ia-ți un serviciu, fă-ți Âşi tu o familie, să aibă Âşi ție cine-ți da un

pahar de apă pe patul de moarte.

 

 

Dar nu m-am potolit.ÂŞi pe la 30 de ani, ce mă mai distram… Curve Âşi mai multe, beții Âşi mai mari…

 

ÂŞi-mi ziceau prietenii: bă Popescule, potoleÂşte-te, fă-ți Âşi tu o familie, să aibă Âşi ție cine-ți da un pahar de apă pe patul de moarte. ÂŞi mi-au tot zis aÂşa, până am început să-i ascult.

 

 

Mi-am luat nevastă. Nevasta trebuia ținută cu bani, a trebuit să muncesc mai mult. Au apărut copiii, a trebuit să muncesc Âşi mai mult, să-i duc la Âşcoală, să le dau tot ce le trebuie. N-am mai Âştiut ce-i aia o beție, n-am mai Âştiut ce-i aia o curvă. Pe urmă au venit nepoții.

 

Am tras Âşi pentru ei cât am putut, că deh, să aibă cine-mi da un pahar de apă pe patul de moarte… ÂŞi uite că acuÂşica mor Âşi…

 

- ÂŞi, Âşi?, întreabă rudele strânse buluc la capul muribundului.

 

- ... Âşi-n p... mea, zice Popescu amărât, NU MI- E SETE !!

[vis-a-vis]

Sunt curios de varianta pe motocicleta

[Black_horse]

Balada fetelor de altadata

 

Multe s-au schimbat cu timpul. Unele doar “in mai prost”,

Chiar Âşi fetele sunt altfel, nu mai sunt deloc ce-au fost.

Inainte erau tandre, mai cuminți, mergeau la Âşcoală

Acum au ca singur scop, să bage bărbații-n boală

 

In trecut te-ar fi iubit de veneai c-o floare-n dar,

Astăzi nu au timp de flori, stau prin mall sau la solar.

Dădeai gata orice fată c-o cutie de bomboane,

Acum unele iți cer să le pui chiar silicoane.

 

In trecut ieÂşeau prin parcuri, la plimbare, dar acu’,

Ele nu mai vor pe bancă, ci pe boxe in Bamboo.

Te rugai intens de vre-una ca s-o plimbi prin parc in noapte

Acum vin Âşi câte zece, dacă au ai tăi Q7.

 

In trecut de te plăcea, iți scria destul de des

Bilețele de amor, nu-ți lăsa “offline” pe mess.

Nu aveai poze cu ea, o puteai vedea doar “live”.

Acum poți s-o studiezi Âşi pe “Facebook” Âşi “Hi5″

 

Atunci de-o scoteai la film, aÂşteptați la braț troleul

Azi stă la telenovele dacă n-o scoți cu BMW-ul.

Seara, la prima-ntalnire, i-arătai ceru-nstelat

Acum ii arăți tavanul, că deja ai dus-o-n pat.

 

Pe-atunci nu Âştia ce-i “shopping”, nu iÂşi lua haine din mall

N-avea firme preferate… se ducea la croitor.

Atunci nu aveam mobile, aÂşteptai in frig o fată.

Acum ii dai SMS :”Am ajuns.Cobori odată?!?”

 

Ce frumos era-n trecut, când vorbeam de viitor

La un suc la o terasă, nu direct in dormitor.

Ne doream c-acele vremuri să nu treacă niciodată,

Unde sunt?, unde s-au dus?… fetele de altădată.

[gabyshor]

Editat Aprilie 14, 2010 de gabyshor

[Crio]

ma intreb daca are diagrama ... si foaie de parcurs .... Funny ?!

[costibaloi]

http://www.tare.ro/personasama/361450-asa-...tarteaza-blonda

[Neutral]

Un autobuz cu maicute se rastoarna shi mor toate .La poarta raiului Sf Petru intreaba pe fiecare daca a atin vre-o p**a in viatza lor .

Prima maicuta am atins-o cu un deget ,Sf Petru .... baga degetul in apa sfintita shi poti intra in rai .

A doua maicuta am atins-o cu mana stinga Sf Petru baga mana in apa sfintita shi poti intra.

La care o maicuta din spatele sirului , pot sa fac repede o gargara pana nu baga maica Ioana curu ?))

[gabyshor]

http://www.tare.ro/alphacat/35692-mitul-blondei-este-real

[Razorbladed]

<< Cum l-am primit aÂşa il dau Âşi eu mai departe. Sincer... merita. trimite-l ca doar nu te doare mana....... Dacă Âştergi mesajul ăsta jur că nu ai o inimă!:" Bună, numele meu este Carmen si am un copil nou nascut, numit RareÂş . El inseamnă tot ptr mine, Âşi recent doctorii au descoperit că are cancer la creier.Din păcate eu si soțul meu nu avem bani nici măcar să plătim facturile lunare, dar am facut o intelegere cu YAHOO Âşi AOL Âşi am căzut de acord că pentru fiecare persoană care primeÂşte acest mesaj să primim 5 cenți în schimb. Deci te rog trimite acest mesaj tuturor persoanelor din lista Âşi ajute-ne. Dă-l mai departe te rugăm.">>

[Neutral]

<< Cum l-am primit aÂşa il dau Âşi eu mai departe. Sincer... merita. trimite-l ca doar nu te doare mana....... Dacă Âştergi mesajul ăsta jur că nu ai o inimă!:" Bună, numele meu este Carmen si am un copil nou nascut, numit RareÂş . El inseamnă tot ptr mine, Âşi recent doctorii au descoperit că are cancer la creier.Din păcate eu si soțul meu nu avem bani nici măcar să plătim facturile lunare, dar am facut o intelegere cu YAHOO Âşi AOL Âşi am căzut de acord că pentru fiecare persoană care primeÂşte acest mesaj să primim 5 cenți în schimb. Deci te rog trimite acest mesaj tuturor persoanelor din lista Âşi ajute-ne. Dă-l mai departe te rugăm.">>

Astia de vreo 5 ani strang bani

[IceLord]

Pentru cultura dvs. ... particulara

Nu ezitati sa derulati scrollbar-ul pana la finalul paginii,

si aveti grija sa stati jos ;-)

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_profanity

 

Verbal (infinitive) profanities

 

This includes simple verbs and verb phrases.

 

* a da la untura lu binica: to have sexual intercourse; very used by the Romanian community in Meudon

* a da cu sana: to ejaculate

* a varia: to ejaculate

* a (Âşi-)o pune: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to put it," "it" being the penis)

* Jucăm o Biliboacă: to have oral sex (literally "Let's play Biliboaca" - it suggests that you take the balls in your mouth and shake your head while sucking the balls)

* a (i-)o da la chechereÂş: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to give it," "it" being the penis)

* a suge inima: to have oral sex(literally "to suck the heart,")

* a Âşi-o trage: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to pull it," with "it," as above, being the penis)

* a da în geantă: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to hit the purse")

* a băga mielu' la căldură: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to take the lamb somewhere warm")

* a impinge smarda la deal: to have anal sex (literally meaning "to push the mud uphill")

* a băga lemnul in sobă: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to put the wood into the fireplace")

* a băga osul in ciorbă: to have sexual intercourse (literally "to put the bone into the soup")

* a o lua în mână: to masturbate (literally "to grab it with the hand")

* a regula: to fuck

* a trage căzute: the Romanian term for the Piledriver position

* a scobi safteaua: to fuck

* a se da în bărci: to fuck

 

a uda pixul - a.k.a "to make the pen wet" = to have sex

 

* a parca delfinul - a.k.a. "to park the dolphin" = to take a dump

 

clopătar - homosexual

 

* arde-o pe cumatra - a.k.a. "burn the motherinlaw" = have sex with a MILF

* da-i in (cuvant urat) - a.k.a. "give it to her pussy" where "it" means dick = fuck her brains out

* sa-ti iau neamu-n (cuvant urat) - a.k.a. "I'll take your family in my dick" = Fuck al of your relatives

* Esti cu (cuvant urat) - "you're with the dick" meaning "you're crazy"

* Esti cu muia - "you're with the blowjob" meaning "you're an ass"

* a face degețica: to masturbate (only used of female masturbation)

* a da cu bidineaua: to masturbate (literally "to brush")

* a se juca cu rățuÂşca: to masturbate (literally "to play with the ugly duckling")

* a da la labă: to masturbate(literally "hitting the paw")

* a umple palma cu mulau : to masturbate (literally ' filling the palm with dick)

* a (se) fute: to fuck; to have sexual intercourse (from the Latin "futuere"). The word can be used in a number of ways for example if one asks if a young female "se fute" this means he actually inquires if she has had sex before or if she is open to the idea.

* Dute-n (cuvant urat) mea! (literally "go in/with my dick")

* Ce (cuvant urat) mea faci?: literal translation "what in my dick are you doing" or "how in my dick are you?"

* Sa-ti trosnesc (cuvant urat)-n gaoz: to analy rape you, literal translation "I'll crackle my dick in your ass hole"

* a face trotuarul: literally meaning 'doing the sidewalk' means prostituting one's self (because prostitutes often stand on sidewalks while attempting to attract potential customers). A similar expression is 'a vinde (cuvant urat)' which literally means "selling pussy". In regular language "a se prostitua", "to prostitute one's self" is used.

* a da nămolul la deal or a impinge nămolul la deal or a ridica mămăliga la deal: literally meaning "to push the mud uphill" means "to fuck in the ass"

* a arăta sex oral: showing the middle finger pointing upwards roughly equivalent to "flipping the bird" in English

* a da la buci: to have anal sex. Very commonly used also with the meaning of having normal sexual intercourse

* a da limbi în pizdǎ: to give cunnilingus (literally "to give tongue inside the pussy")

* a da la magazia cu damf: to have anal sex (literally "to hit the reeked storeroom")

* a manca salam barbos cu poponeata: to have anal sex (literally "to eat bearded salami with the ass")

* a impinge căcatul la roabă: to have anal sex (literally "to push the shit in the wheelbarrow")

* a da la nutella: to have anal sex (literally "to hit the nutella"; nutella is the name of a chocolate cream product)

* a o lua la namol: to have anal sex

* ochiul maro: asshole (literally "brown eye")

* a fi figurant: to look for trouble

* ochiul cu gene incâlcite : asshole (literally "the eye with tangled eyebrows")

* a coborî moÂşul în beci: to have intercourse (literally meaning "to lower the old man into the basement")

* a parca shorloboanca: to have intercourse (literally meaning "to park the dick") - (shorloboanca - synonym of (cuvant urat))

* a da cu mobra-n gâÂşte: to have intercourse (literally meaning "to run the mobra into the geese") - (mobra-type of motor bicycle - used as a synonym for (cuvant urat))

* a face o memeaca: - synonym with a lua la sex oral which means blow job

* a da la biriboancă: - synonym with a da la buci in other words to have sexual intercourse

* a băga măgarul în beci: (literally "put the donkey in the basement) - synonym with a da la buci in other words to have sexual intercourse

* a deschide viitoru: - synonym with a dezvirgina in other words to have sexual intercourse with a virgin woman, simmilar

* a mânca salam de sibiu cu capul viu:- literally "to eat sibiu salami with the head alive"---sibiu is a town// Meaning "blow job"

* a da ca-n oala cu sarmale:- literally "to hit like in the sarmale pot"-sarmale is a traditionally food

* a lua la papacioc - synonym with a lua la sex oral which means blow job

* A lua porcul la trântă: (literally "wrestle with the pig") -means "you should play a little with my dick"

* A băga milogu-n traistă:-means to have sexual intercource(literally to put the poor man in the bag)

* A da ca surdu-n tobe:-to have violent sexual intercource(literally to hit the drums like a deaf person)

* a spăla Renaultul - synonym to performing oral sex on a woman, based on the similarity between the logo of Renault company and female genitalia (literally "To wash the Renault").

* a băga zacusca în beci - synonym to having sexual intercourse (literally "taking the <<zacusa>> to the basement); zacusca is a local food, a mixture of different vegetables held in jars.

* a (i)-o pune pe nas lu Bila - synonim to having oral sex (literally "to put it on her nose")

* a atenta cu zmardanul la clocitoare - means to rape (literally "to atentate with zmardanul at the brooding")

* a forța intrarea în clopotniță - means to rape (literally "to force the entry of bell")

* a duce buÂşteanul la castor - means to rape (literally "leading the log to the beaver")

* a ciufuli căcatul - means to have anal sex (literally "to ravish the shit")

* a ciufuli bărzoiul - means to masturbate (literally "to ravish the stork")

* a (i)-o trage la portocală - means to have anal sex (literally "to put it in the orange")

* a duce pionierul la ecluză - means to have sex (literally "to lead the schoolboy to the watergate")

* a da cu barba-n bilute- to have oral sex (literally "to hit the balls with the chin")

* a da cu fruntea-n buric- to have oral sex (literally "to hit the belly button with the forehead")

* ranga - meaning cock (literally "crowbar")

* a lua masa in genunchi - to have oral sex (literally "to take the food in your knees")

* a da in cască la neamț - to masturbate (literally " to hit the helmet of a german ")

* a da cu (cuvant urat) în populație - referring to a woman that likes to have sexual intercourse(literally meaning " to hit the population with the pussy ")

* a tencui scorbura - means to rape (literally "to burrow parget")

* a dezmorți meduza - means to rape (literally "to revive the jellyfish")

* a baga hiriboiu în sovarnoaga - means to rape (literally "to interfere the hiriboi in sovarnoaga")

* a da o mamă de pulicea - in other words to have sexual intercourse with a woman

* a babardi - to have a sexual intercourse with a woman

* a cocli la secreții - to have sexual intercourse with a woman

* a parci - to have sexual intercourse, especially with animals

* a da la mizerie - to have anal sexual intercourse, literally "to give it to the dirty side"

* a se juca cu tom degețel - to masturbate (literally "to play with a finger")"

* daca ți-e foame, mi-o sugi Âşi înghiți - if you are hungry, blow and swallow

* a o fute pe Pamela - to masturbate / "to fuck Pamela"

* a fute pe linia vieții / a inimii - to masturbate, literally, to have sexual intercourse with the heart line

* a face cinci la unu' - to masturbate, literally to use five fingers against a "(cuvant urat)"

* a sparge scoica'n două - to fuck desperately with a woman - literally "to break the clam/pussy in two pieces"

* ete fleoÂşc!' - literrally "Look, splash!", used when someone has said something inapropriately, or right before ejaculating

* a mulge Âşarpele - to masturbate or, when addressed to someone, to give a blow job

* a manca cabanos cu capu' gros- to have oral sex, literally to eat sausage with thick head

* a da la cacao- means anal sex, literally to give at cocoa

* a o fute pe Manuela- to masturbate, literally to fuck Manuela(from the word "manual" as in hand-made)

* a o fute pe sora lu' stânga- to masturbate, literally to fuck lefts (hand) sister

* a o fute pe sora lu' dreapta- to masturbate, literally to fuck rights (hand) sister

* a baga paloÂşu-n teaca

* a înfunda gaura la gogoaÂşa- approximate translation: to fill the hole in the doughnut/donut.

* a scufunda scafandrul în decantor

* a risipi samanta dragostei in cada- to masturbate,literally meaning to "waste the seed of love in the bathtub"

* a da mielu' cu o nara- meaning to have sexual intercourse with a woman,literally meaning "to give the lamb with one nostril"

* a fute numarul de la casa - meaning to give oral sex literlly meaning "to fuck your house's number"

* a o fute pe mama lu siciu - to have sexual intercourse, literally meaning "to fuck from country to country"

* a pata cu smantana dragostei - to ejaculate"

* a da in ea ca surdu-n clopot - to fuck someone really good, literally meaning " to hit her like the deaf hits the bell (church bell)"

* a baga soseta pe clanta - to fuck, literally meaning " to put the sock on the door nob "

* a sta usor referred as "stai usor bibanel" - to practically stand still and wait to be brutally pleased (ripped, shredded)

* a merge de o pedala - a woman who is looking good enough to have sexual intercourse with, literally meaning "to work for a pedal"

* a înmuia mâțu în ceÂşcuță - to have sexual intercourse with a woman (to dip your kitten in the tea cup)

* a pune mâna la bobina - to touch her pussy (to put your hand at the reel)

* a scăpa în lucernă - to become pregnant (to get in alfalfa (Medicago sativa Alfalfa))

* a bate in blana - to beat the fur - refers to normal sex

* a râcâi bostanul - to masturbate (literally "to rub the melon")

* A parca rechinul - to have sexual intercourse, literally meaning "to park the shark".

* smecleu, smacolina, sloboz - sperm ("a slobozi" literally means "to release" or "to free").

* a baga banana-n traista - to rape someone

* in crucea matii - (literally translation) your mothers` cross

* a scoate din pepeni - to annoy someone - to get him/her out of his/hers mellons

* a-l bea pe boxoÂşu - meaning to give oral sex (literally "to drink the dick")

* a-l simti pe love in tine - meaning to fuck (literally "to feel love in you")

* a face dragoste in gura - meaning to give oral sex

* gigi - meaning "(cuvant urat)"

* a baga vaporu in port"-to have sexual intercourse with a woman

* a rupe patu-n doua"-to have great and agresive sex

* a duce mancarea la Marlena - to have oral sex with a large woman

* a da cu Pop in nevastuica - to have sex with a weasel (literally "to pop the weasel")

* usca-mi-as chilotii pe crucea lu' mata - dry my underware on your mother's cross

* vorbita - about a girl: virgin or not

* merge de-o carja - good enough for sex once

* merge de-o ciorba - good enough for sex once

* sa ma cac cu bucati de (cuvant urat) in gatu ma-tii - to shit with dick bits in your mother's throat

* Tara-mi-as bilutele prin coliva ma-tii din bomboana in bomboana pana ajung la lumanare - draging my balls on your mother alms from candy to candy until I reach the candle

* a da un câine - means to have sex with someone

MAMA - mo dat pe spate treaba asta ! Prea tare !

[Rainmaker]

Nu e funny, dar ... http://www.tare.ro/sofokle/33308-o-cazatura-cu-motorul

Mesaj completat

http://www.tare.ro/nariomaru/308544-ultima...-cu-motocicleta

[iony]

[q_simi]

Doi olteni într-o camera de hotel.

Unul observa ca celălalt îÂşi baga Âşireturile de la bocanci in priza si îl întreba:

- Ce faci ba acolo?

La care acesta mirat ii răspunde:

- îmi usuc bocancii

Si de ce ai legat bocancii unul de altul ?

- i-am pus in serie sa nu se ardă !

[Black_horse]

[@jinx]

cum il tachineaza nevasta pe boc?!

ii pune cheile pe frigider!

[q_simi]

stiu ca a mai fost linkul asta dar este demential

[B!sh0p]

 

Daca a mai fost , scuze !

[SilviuCBR]

http://www.220.ro/auto/Masina-Sau-Motocicleta/fzBarCFPMU/

[Ana.]

Mesaj completat

[gabyshor]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe3xem5Lkzs

 

Doamne-ajuta!

[vintze]

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