Hai să râdem!

[gn77b]

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» Post actualizat in 19 Apr 2017 11:21

https://i.imgur.com/Od2fHjJ.gifv

[florinelu07]

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[ZIDU']

buda mobila ?

[ZIDU']

si faci senzatie la muieri

» Post actualizat in 20 Apr 2017 16:25

[Kristian K]

Dupa prabusirea turnului Babel, inainte ca oamenii sa se raspandeasca in toate colturile pamantului, fiind socati de ce li se intamplase si neputand sa isi schimbe pagina de profil pe facebook si sa foloseasca taguri gen #Rezist #BabelSuntemNoi, au inceput sa isi puna o gramada de intrebari. Unii dintre ei insa, foarte putini la numar, aveau o singura intrebare : LAMA? . Ceilalti, vazandu-I ca au doar o singura intrebare, i-au considerat intelepti si s-au strans pe langa ei sa ii invete. Uite asa LAMA a devenit sinonim pentru intelept, invatator.
Intr-o zi a auzit un get pe unul care zicea : LAMA? LAMA?. L-a chemat pe stramosul lui Pruteanu si a lui Irina Nistor si l-a intrebat : Ce zice ala acolo? . Si stramosul ii zice : LAMA, adica DE CE? PENTRU CE?. Si getul sta putin pe ganduri, se mangaie pe barba si imediat raspunde printr-o alta intrebare : DE CE NU? Imediat, getuletii de langa ei au intrat in extaz de cat de intelept e barbosul si i-au pus numele DECENEU, de la DE CE NU. Si de atunci, DECENEU a devenit sinonim cu mare intelept.
Dar oamenii au inceput sa se inmulteasca, si o data cu ei si rautatile. Intr-o zi, unul din oameni nu a mai suportat ce magarii faceau vecinii si s-a dus la ei sa-I bata si in timp ce ii batea, intreba : DE CE BA? DE CE BA? De atunci, i-a ramas numele DECEBAL, care a devenit sinonim cu razboinic.
A fost o intreaga babilonie.
Nici nu vreti sa stiti ce au inteles stramosii moldovenilor cand auzeau SHIVA si YESHIVA....

[paulynos]

Casinourile il urasc

 

Editat Aprilie 24, 2017 de paulynos

[Penetru]

http://danandronic.net/s-a-aflat-zapada-de-zilele-trecute-a-fost-produsa-de-rusia-cu-arma-meteo-vezi-cine-a-comandat-atacul/

 

zapada-de-zilele-trecute-a-fost-produsa-de-rusia-cu-arma-meteo

[petru_xxl]

https://www.olx.ro/oferta/se-vinde-cros-iamaha-ID8jmqz.html

[TETEA.]

Pe mine unul treburile astea cu idioti in viata au incetat de mult sa ma mai amuze, tocmai pentru ca tind sa devina majoritate, nu exceptii exotice. Ne ducem pe plua, ca natie, ca specie, ca tot!

[florinelu07]

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brici

 

producatorii de powertools au asa ceva in cataloage

 

 

 

http://www.powersportsint.com/dpx-drill-powered-pit-bike/

[ubermuri]

Cand esti sarac si vrei motor

https://www.facebook.com/9gag/videos/10155595070101840/

[jerry_mcrie]

http://www.boredpanda.com/guy-troll-wrong-number-text-exchange-velakskin/

cata rabdare....

[ubermuri]

Ochii la drum!

https://www.facebook.com/MihaiEminescu/videos/1032117740257144/

[gogO.]

^ point fixation

[-UFO-]

[petru_xxl]

Postez si eu patania mea, eu consider ca e "distractiv" initial vroiam sa il injur dar nu are rost. Nelamurirea mea e cum a ajuns nr meu de tel la cauciucuri agricole.

[Radu H.]

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Nu-mi dau seama cum functioneaza dar si eu am pe cineva care vinde termopane si primesc mesaje lunar cu oferte si tot asa.

Nu dau importanta. )

[Penetru]

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» Post actualizat in 30 Apr 2017 17:03

Şi fără faţă carte:

Ambasada Rusiei a trimis o solicitare oficială către Ministerul Afacerilor Externe:

– Vă cerem permisiunea să tranzităm apele teritoriale ale României cu un convoi de submarine clasa „Taifun”.

În ce zi am putea să le deplasăm fără pericolul de a le lovi de oi?

MAE a răspuns imediat:

– Tranzitați în orice duminică dimineața, când oile sunt la biserică.

[Krimh]

[ZIDU']

e cea mai simpla metoda de a avea acces controlat in anumite zile. Cand e nevoie se trage gardul si gata

[avb]

http://wallgif.com/gif/3117

sa iti umplu frigiderul cu carne ...Tie si lu ala care a pus reclamele alea enervante cu multe clicuri ...Data viitoare cand postezi ceva ...anunta !ca e cu multa muei.Sa stie lumea!Acuma baga-ti plua in ortografia mea ,ca nu ma inereseaza !

[Kagemusha]

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Wyoming when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy: "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Congressman from Washington, DC ", says Bud. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy." You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars’ worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog."

Cred ca spusele lui Bud se pot aplica si la parlamentarii romani...

[Altair]

Eu o stiam cu un cioban iar ala minunatu era un un consultant; McKinsey or the like. Ce ai pus tu mai sus nu e veridic, un parlamentar nu ar face niciodata asa ceva. Incepand de la a-si conduce masina.

[Kagemusha]

Saptamana trecuta, in Beirut:

Eu am intrat, chiar daca nu sunt "best of da best"...

[RRS]

https://www.facebook.com/dujmanie/videos/1745668582344554/